sexts from whenever

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[letitroll]

I'm not a perv ok. I wasn't TRYING to find dildos

[bubblegumheart]

I never said you were. I think I'm just trying to wrap my head around the fact that that is a thing that exists.

What were you trying to find?

[letitroll]

it's a website called bad dragon. I THOUGHT it was just gonna be dragon figurines and stuff

[bubblegumheart]

Oh my god.

[letitroll]

what. did you look? I told you not to look!

[bubblegumheart]

You telling me not to look made me curious!

[letitroll]

you wouldn't survive five minutes in a horror movie I SWEAR
at least it's just sex toys. with weird stories to go with them
see anything you like?

[bubblegumheart]

I don't know. I can run pretty fast. I think I'd last for a while!

And why does that sound like a trick question???

[letitroll]

it's not, I swear! I just
you know
since you looked

[bubblegumheart]

Oh. Maybe.

Did you?

[letitroll]

uhhh maybe. but I've got stuff here too so I don't like. need anything?

like what?

did I have to go look at the website just now? yes I did. lmao

[bubblegumheart]

[Please enjoy the sight of the typing indicators blinking in and out of existence for a while, Eddie.]

Um.

Maybe one of the little ones that vibrate.

they updated quite a bit since the last time I actually looked at the site! lol

[letitroll]

not up for something bigger? lol

I'd be down for seeing how that unfolds

ahaha same

[bubblegumheart]

Not right now!

[As if this isn't all just hypothetical.]

Would you?

[letitroll]

uh. yes?
not in a creepy way, and not if you didn't want me to, obviously. I'm not a perv. I just think it would be really hot to watch

[bubblegumheart]

It's okay, Eddie. I don't think you're a creep.

What else do you think is hot?

[letitroll]

okay. cool. awesome

[ and then, after a long period of dots while he types and stops and rethinks and types: ]

a lotta things, honestly. and I get turned on by a stiff breeze basically so it's just. fun?

[bubblegumheart]

Metal?

[But then she just stares at that second message because it's not terribly specific or helpful. Hmm.]

Such as? I imagine sitting under a fan is torture for you, then.

[letitroll]

yeah, that's right, mock the guy with hairtrigger hardons, I see how it is

skimpy lacy girly underwear. screwing somewhere you might get caught. handcuffs.
watching somebody get themselves off. dirty talk. somebody (not me) really taking charge

[bubblegumheart]

Hey, it was an honest question! It's not like that for me.

Thank you for your honesty. You don't like being in charge?

[letitroll]

I'm not even sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing lol

eh I don't hate it? depends on the situation. if I really trust the person? really good way to get me going if they're calling the shots. otherwise I can go either way on it

so what kinda stuff gets you all hot and bothered? besides the small vibrating dragon dick, obviously

[bubblegumheart]

Neither am I, honestly.

Oh. Good to know.

[There's another noticeable delay while the typing indicator flicks in and out of existence several times.]

Obviously the small vibrating dragon dick is up there.

[Maybe trying to be funny right now isn't the best idea, but here she is, making the attempt anyway.]

Wearing pretty underwear even if nobody else is going to see it. Judd Nelson in the Breakfast Club. Nice hands. A nice deep voice. The thought of doing it somewhere I could get caught. Among other things.

[letitroll]

and before that gorgeous brain of yours starts working too hard, yeah, you count as "people I really trust".

KNEW IT. can't compete with vibrating dragon dick, it's just a fact lol

good list. I can work with that

you know guitarists are really good with their hands, right?

[bubblegumheart]

Because I look cute and unassuming?

It's true! Nobody can compete with that.

Eddie Munson, were you trying to weasel a list out of me this whole time?

Really? That thought had never even occurred to me.

[letitroll]

that, and you didn't automatically assume I was some kind of satanist freak show

oh like you didn't do the same thing!

seems like sarcasm, but I'm going to take it at face value and follow it up with "yeah. REALLY good."