sexts from whenever

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[cupidite]

ur the one that was trying to get me to work at ur bar
but im the one w/ a crush???
gross


also wdym ur like 40
that's an old guy trait
just stop shaving

[unbecomer]

if you were straight, youd be the kinda guy to make his girlfriend dress how he likes, huh

and ive got 3 years till im 40 you brat
and this hair is natural. id look like i front for a rock band from the 90s if i didnt shave

[cupidite]

you say that like it's a bad thing
i love rock stars
if i was alive in the 90s id totally be a groupie

did that make you feel super old?

[unbecomer]

look if you wanna fuck tm revo im not gonna stop you, but hot limit was never that good



yeah.
that and the part where you werent born until 2003
i was already working here when you were born
ugh




have you slept with anyone besides me since that night?

[cupidite]

if i said yes would you fuck me in a fit of jealous rage



i haven't but it won't stay that way if you keep ignoring me

[unbecomer]

ignoring you?

you really do have a crush
do you keep thinking about how you called me daddy, or something?

Don't tell me you got off harder than usual.

[cupidite]

i don't have a crush stupid you were a decent lay that's all


you know what nvm i might as well call one of my johns
one with a huge duck
duck
DICK

[unbecomer]

wow youre crying and shaking so much you cant type right



mines bigger than most of your johns, isnt it?

[cupidite]

dick size doesn't actually matter anyway
there's twitter threads about this


or wait are you being insecure now
'm-mines bigger, right...? 😭'
im chilling rn
*youre* crying n shaking n measuring your duck

jesus fucking christ

[unbecomer]

yeah but you biting the pillow isnt in those twitter threads


if its autocorrecting like that you must not type dick as much as youd think
maybe youre all talk

show me what youre wearing? under your skirt, i mean

[cupidite]

[ a thong. it looks tight on him, like he bought a size down — pale blue, lacy, ties on the sides. he gets another picture, too — his ass, obviously. the fabric's only barely visible. ]

i knew you were the jealous type

[unbecomer]

if im the jealous type, youre the clingy type

you want people to be jealous over you
right?
ive seen your type before.
rough family life, thinks theyre smarter than people their age but wants someone older to make them feel safe
doesnt wanna admit it, so they try and pretend everything slides off their back

sex feels good and intimate, so they do a lot of it

on the money?

that, or you just like bottoming
could be either

you wearing stuff like that outside is making me think the latter

[cupidite]

yeah yeah yeah okay thanks for your thesis titled
'Twinks With Daddy Kinks: Does a Dark Past Make for a Great Ass?' here's your masters degree in psychology

now show me your dick

[unbecomer]

past and ass dont rhyme if thats what you were going for

send me another pic. im not hard yet.

[cupidite]

they do rhyme

of what
i already sent two
maybe you should stroke it a lil

[unbecomer]

your dick
im not one of your johns i like fucking men because theyre men
and i dont care if yours is soft

its cute when it is


they dont rhyme. you wouldnt say fast and pass rhyme.

[cupidite]

i don't know why but that seems kinda weird to say
maybe i'm not used to gay guys

[ he's tugging his underwear down anyway. it's pretty small when it's soft like this — it's always small, but it's like, half its normal size. maybe it's a little cuter. ]

but yeah i would
why do you think the fastpass at disney is called that
it's cuz they rhyme. pastass.

[unbecomer]

the fastpass at disney is called that because they want to bilk 500 yen from you to get onto their crappy rides

didnt they get rid of it, anyway? when was the last time you went?



when you masturbate, do you jack off any?
when i was your age, i just used my ass, too
but its too much work anymore

[cupidite]

like 2018?
but look my point still stands its a catchy name n its catchy cuz it rhymes


not really
i used to but lately i only use my ass
jacking off doesnt really do it for me
maybe if it was bigger

[unbecomer]

yeah, i guess so. its probably hard to get a good grip

you use your fingers?

[And, without comment, the picture comes - he's not really sure how to take a picture of his dick, so the lighting's a little off. Sexting wasn't much of a thing when he was Akemi's age, and with the bar, he's met most of his hookups in person.

He's hard now, though. Thick, nasty curve up to it, pretty long. Same as last time.]

If we fuck again, we're doing it in my apartment.
or yours.

doing it on my office couch made me feel like i was gonna pull something.

[cupidite]

i use a toy most of the time
i mean ill use my fingers if im like, being lazy
but toys feel better

oh my god
seriously?
do you need one of those old people mattresses?
like the adjustable ones?

i have a memory foam thing but like
i cant make it go higher or whatever
or change the temperature
is that a dealbreaker

[unbecomer]

im 37, not 73, fuck off

that couch is just too small
and ive spent way too much of my life sharing a single person bed
and if i did need one of those, youd be into it, right?
if you like older guys that much



if i told you to get drunk again, would you?

[cupidite]

no id just laugh at you tbh


mmmmm
i dunno
do i seriously need to be drunk for you to fuck me




will you buy me mcdonalds the next morning

[unbecomer]

youre cuter like that
more honest

or will you let me kiss you even when youre sober?
a real kiss, not those two second things you do with your johns


ill even get you a double cheeseburger if you want.

[cupidite]

are you suuure youre not the one with a crush



ill get drunk
but youve gotta provide the alcohol
n i want a large fry too
and cola