sexts from whenever

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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[unbecomer]

im 37, not 73, fuck off

that couch is just too small
and ive spent way too much of my life sharing a single person bed
and if i did need one of those, youd be into it, right?
if you like older guys that much



if i told you to get drunk again, would you?

[cupidite]

no id just laugh at you tbh


mmmmm
i dunno
do i seriously need to be drunk for you to fuck me




will you buy me mcdonalds the next morning

[unbecomer]

youre cuter like that
more honest

or will you let me kiss you even when youre sober?
a real kiss, not those two second things you do with your johns


ill even get you a double cheeseburger if you want.

[cupidite]

are you suuure youre not the one with a crush



ill get drunk
but youve gotta provide the alcohol
n i want a large fry too
and cola

[unbecomer]

fine, fine

do you have any actual grown-up food you like? we can eat when you get to my apartment
ill get your favorite booze, too
unless its expensive

[cupidite]

any kind of wine is good

i dunno im kinda picky
is pizza a grown-up food
i like wings too
and omurice

[unbecomer]

all of thats kids food
whatever, we can get pizza and wings.

you can really eat that stuff before sex?

[cupidite]

ill just eat like a slice of pizza n a wing maybe
and then ill bring the rest back to my place

can i come over rn
iunno where you even live
i need an addy

[unbecomer]

look i do think you might need adderall but im not in a position to prescribe that

its like 3 minutes from the bar, hold on

[And yeah, he sends over the address.]

also, you can take the wings, but im keeping the pizza

[cupidite]

ehhh
even though it's kids food?


do you want me to wear anything
other than what im wearing rn i mean
i have like five different school uniforms i know you love those soooooooo much

[unbecomer]

whichever one has the shortest skirt
wear thighhighs with it



if we're doing this for free, youre definitely the one with the crush

[cupidite]

it's definitely not for free if i'm getting food n drinks out of it

we can go back and forth on this all night but you literally want me to be drunk so we can kiss for real
that's a lil sus


im omw
yknow if anyone sees me walking into ur apartment they're totally gonna think u called over some hooker

[unbecomer]

my place is right outside ni-chome
you really think anyoned care to gossip about it?

basically everyone who lives here works in the area, its fine



did you wear a girls uniform when you were actually going to high school?
some places let you do that these days, right?

[cupidite]

the scary americans would care


yeah
it's not like i was desperate to but i wasn't allowed to go to a plain clothes school n the boys uniform was really boxy and weird on me

jealous?

[unbecomer]

iunno.
it would have been nice to wear a girls uniform once
but i didnt know how to get one and i didnt want to ask my sister for hers. thatd be weird.

would you have worn the boys uniform if it fit you alright?

[cupidite]

mmm
probably not
ive always been more into skirts over pants
and pissing my mom off was an additional bonus

is ur door unlocked btw

[unbecomer]

oh, my dad hated whenever i liked anything girly
i should have pissed him off more
thats one thing i am jealous of you for
i was too scared of him


yeah, its unlocked
im sipping wine already
place is pretty tiny by the way

what if i wanted you to wear a boys uniform sometime?

[cupidite]

then you'd have to pay me
uniform pants are almost as uncomfortable as jeans

[ he's opening the door a minute later, slipping his shoes off – the uniform isn't too gimmicky. white blouse, black cardigan over it, dark blue ribbon. but the skirt, black and plaid, is really short – not a miniskirt, though. just hiked up. and he's got the thigh highs on, of course. also black. ]

Geez, it's seriously tiny – maybe I should be paying you, huh? You're a real charity case.

[unbecomer]

[He's wearing - a nice dress. A little mommish, but nice, a little tight on his hips. Also still nice, thankfully he's kept his figure. He's even put a little make-up on, especially around his eyes. He wants to look a little younger tonight, he guesses.

He's got one leg crossed over the other, idly chewing on his slice.]

I got stuffed crust, so you better not have any problem with too much cheese.

[Said as he motions to the little chair in front of him -

The place really is small. It's a pretty normal tiny Japanese apartment, clearly meant for one person who never expects there to be a second. There's at least more than one room - the entry way leads into the living room/kitchen, wooden floors and dining table. Lots of paintings on the wall, most a little abstract, like he had an artsy gay guy phase. Besides that, the whole place feels very...

Single aunt. Well put together, but a little plain, empty.

He sips on the soda he's poured out into a little coffee cup.]

If you did pay me, that'd just make you even more obsessed with me.

[cupidite]

I don't eat the crust anyway, so...

[ he sits down, brushing out his skirt before reaching for a slice of pizza. while staring at nagisa. his dress, hips, makeup – akemi almost feels underdressed.

and despite joking about size of the apartment, he thinks it's fine. a lot more organized than akemi's, less cluttered, but he supposes nagisa's in that age range where being put together is important. ]

You're, like, all dressed up. Is this a date or something? You look like a milf.

[unbecomer]

You'd prefer if I looked like a dilf?

[And he pauses, a second - leans to the side, catches his chin in his hand, watches curiously.]

Why wouldn't this be a date? You're coming over to my place for dinner, and then we're gonna fuck. That's what that is.

[cupidite]

No, we're hooking up. It's different.

[ and, after nibbling his pizza, he's already reaching for the wine. it's definitely not on purpose that he's now avoiding eye contact. ]

We're eating pizza, drinking wine, and I'm in my school uniform. This would be a weird date if it actually was one.

[unbecomer]

[And he's - grown-ass man. Nearly forty. He's seen this look a dozen times. Looking away, giving yourself something to do with your hands, something else to look at -

So he reaches across the table, catches Akemi's chin between his fingers.]

If it was a hook-up, we wouldn't be talking about if this was a date. You nervous?

[His thumb - presses along Akemi's lips. They're pretty soft. Is it strange to say he can feel how lively Akemi is through them? They're a natural kind of pink, not lipstick. Thrumming with life. Maybe he sounds like a vampire when he puts it like that.]

Catching some feelings doesn't have to be a bad thing. I'm not gonna be the type to tell you to get off the streets, or something.

[cupidite]

[ there's – a million different thoughts running through his head. it's probably obvious. he's quiet for once, even looks dumbfounded. if nagisa was wrong, akemi would've spoken up sooner, stopped that 'catching feelings' train of thought right then and buried it.

this alternative is so much worse. nervous doesn't quite cut it. ]

You're making a lot of assumptions.

[ but he says that, anyway. pulls away, brings the bottle to his lips. ]

Are you lonely, or something? That's kinda lame.

[unbecomer]

Are you? That's even lamer. At my age, I'm supposed to be lonely, but you're barely out of high school.

[He's sipping on his cola - yeah, he's not getting drunk yet. Call it a power play, one of the few he allows himself. He'll start drinking in a second, just.

He likes how honest Akemi gets. He doesn't think it's strange to want to admire it.]

Speaking of. You said 'my uniform,' so is that the one you actually wore to school? Why'd you pick that one?