The Bad Customer Service Meme

[prat]

“Thank you for calling Walmart, how may I help you?” Whoever you are, wherever you're from, whatever you were doing two minutes ago, you have suddenly found yourself the victim of a terrible fate - or at least a really bad joke. That's right, you're at Walmart, and you're the sucker they've assigned to customer service. There's a desk and a phone and a cash register, but most importantly there is a phone planted in front of you, every line busy, and otherwise ringing off it's hook. Each blinking light on the panel represents an angry customer you have to satisfy. HOW TO PLAY: 1. POST with your character, fandom, and preferences. Prepare to be bitched at. 2. TAG either in character or anonymously as a customer with a bone to pick, or maybe someone who is just bored and has nothing better to do than prank call Wally World on the weekends. 3. Have fun.

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that's going to be my line in a second

[ex_jawbone809]

[ Staring up at you, mister super tall and angry person. ] Uu, that's good!

no, I think it's still mine

[trashcompacting]

[ Already he's slamming a fist down on the counter, not exactly thrilled with her response. ] Are you trying to be cute, you bitch? You're ten years too early for that to work.

Get me the right fucking shoes.

we shall see

[ex_jawbone809]

[ She seems unfazed by that, continuing to smile up at you, big scary angry man. ]

Maria is not ten years too early. Will get you the right shoes, but you have to try them on first, see?

[trashcompacting]

Do you think I don't know that? Don't talk down to me.

Bring me a twenty-eight and a half and hurry the hell up.

[ex_jawbone809]

[ Oh, she'll hurry all right. Gonna just trot out to the floor, humming under her breath. She starts at the end of the row and begins examining each and every box. Doo di doo doo. ]

[trashcompacting]

... Are you retarded? I don't have all damn day.

[ex_jawbone809]

[ She turns and puts her finger over her lips. ]

Uu, need to be patient!

[trashcompacting]

I've been patient enough.

[ex_jawbone809]

[ Have you, sir? Have you really? ]

Patience is a virtue, uu. [ Oh, she's picking out a box....

Wait a minute....

Wait....

Nope, wrong one. ]

[trashcompacting]

[ SHOVES THE REGISTER ON THE GROUND ]

[ex_jawbone809]

[ She just glances over, expression benign. ]

That's expensive. Very expensive.

[trashcompacting]

So is my goddamn time.

[ex_jawbone809]

Your time? Uu, Maria thinks your time costs the same as everyone else's.

[trashcompacting]

Well, Maria is a fucking moronic piece of garbage.

[ex_jawbone809]

Only someone really small says things like that to a child, you know.

[trashcompacting]

I don't give a shit if you're the Pope, let alone a kid, trash.

[ex_jawbone809]

Very small, very small.

[trashcompacting]

[ Wow, control your face. ]

Just get the hell back to work.

[ex_jawbone809]

[ Can't be done. ]

Work is already finished, uu. [ She holds up the right box.

Probably the right box.

Maybe. ]

[trashcompacting]

[ Which he's snatching up quite quickly, pausing to throw a charming smile and a wave towards a group of high school girls as they pass by... who merely blush, giggle, and nudge one of their friends with whom Agon is clearly acquainted. As soon as they're out of sight, however, it's back to this. ]

These are still too small. Get a larger size, trash.