Blame it on the Goose Got you feeling loose... Blame it on the alcohol

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The Walk Into A Bar Meme!

The bar's a comfortable place, where everyone knows you just have to walk up, give the bartender a smile, and order up a drink. Everyone goes to a bar sometime, whether to pick up a companion for the night, to pick up a friend, or pick up a drink. You never know the story behind the guy sitting next to you, or the bartender. But that's what bars are for, aren't they? To learn about the guy on the stool next to you, drinking his gin and tonic.

So what do you do in a Walk Into A Bar meme?

1. Comment here with your character and their canon in the subject line.
2. Hit RNG for a number between 1-15.
3. Tag someone else using that number as your character's reason for coming to the bar.
4. Profit!

So, what's your poison?

1. Sex on the Beach - You're here at the bar for one reason and one reason only, to find some company for the night. It might help, to buy them a drink first. But then they might throw that back in your face...

2. Tonic and Gin - Life's been one disaster after another lately, and the only thing that makes it easier is the sweet numbing taste of alcohol...

3. Midori Sour - Your friends dragged you out here and they've suddenly abandoned you for some rock star in the VIP lounge. Are you bitter? Maybe. Or maybe you'll just use the opportunity to flirt with the cute bartender...

4. Shirley Temple - You got a call five minutes ago asking you to come to the bar to pick up your too-intoxicated friend/brother/sister. But now that you're here, they don't seem to be anywhere to be found...

5. Poolside Pleasure - There's nothing like being on vacation in a tropical paradise, is there? And what better way to soak in that tropical vibe than to swim up to the Tiki Bar for a relaxing fruity drink with a paper umbrella?

6. Moonshine - Maybe you're underaged. Or maybe the bar isn't exactly what you'd call legal. Whatever the reason, you're not supposed to be here, but you are, and while you're here, might as well get something to wet your whistle, right? Just be careful not to get caught...

7. Hair of the Dog - Last night was... do you even remember last night? Probably not, given the wicked hangover pounding in your head right now. Well, nothing cure a hangover like having a drink in the morning to take the edge off, right?

8. Champagne - Something great has happened! Did you get a promotion? Kill your nemesis? Whatever it is, you feel great and it's time everyone celebrated with you. A round of champagne on the house!

9. Shaken, not Stirred - To everyone else, this is a regular bar, but not to you. You know you're here to meet a clandestine contact, an enemy informer or a secret spy. Better play it cool and keep your eyes open...

10. Sunken Pirate Ship - You've been out on the high seas for months, and finally made it into port with your pockets full of gold. What're you going to do first? Drink that gold away or buy some company for the evening? You can do both at the bar...

11. Punch in the Rain - You're the bouncer of this bar and you think the guy sitting next to you has probably had too much to drink. Maybe it's time to cut them off. Hopefully they'll go easy, huh?

12. Bartender - Everyone who walks through the door has a story to tell, and you're the guy they love to tell those stories to. Are you the type to listen, or the type to slip a little something extra into their drink in hopes that they shut up about their sob story?

13. Absinthe - Whatever it is you just drank didn't seem to agree with you. And at the corner of your eye you keep seeing this bright green faerie... Is everything happening around you reality, or have you slipped into some kind of hallucination?

14. 357 Magnum - Did you just insult my mother? Whether or not they did, you sure think so, and you know what's the best way to settle things in a bar? With a bar brawl, of course!

15. Happy Hour - Anything goes! Got another scenario you want to play out, this is the place for it!

Comments

[thewanderer]

[He lifts his beer to Sebastian.]

And I was thinking the same about you, lad. Thank you kindly.

[flytey]

Really? Or are you just flattering me?

[thewanderer]

I'm buying you drinks and offering a wild weekend fling. That's not something I often do to men I don't find handsome.

[flytey]

[He smiles.]

Some people don't realize quite how charming they are.

[thewanderer]

Now who's flattering, lad?

[flytey]

I like you. And since I shall probably never see you again, I don't see that I have anything to lose.

[thewanderer]

Fair enough, then. No strings attached is always an excellent way to go about this sort of thing.

[flytey]

What, exactly, does 'this sort of thing' entail?

[He tries to smile flirtatiously.]

[thewanderer]

Alcohol, nudity, and a hormone-fuelled daze of sex for the next twenty-four hours?

[flytey]

Well. I think I rather like that idea.

[thewanderer]

It's a plan, then.

[flytey]

I shall have to be a bit drunker, I think.

[thewanderer]

No problem there. [Their next round of drinks will be arriving just about now.]

[flytey]

Do you do this sort of thing often?

[Seducing young British men in bars, that is.]

[thewanderer]

It's a great way to spend a weekend.

[flytey]

[He's only blushing slightly.]

I don't normally do this sort of thing.

[thewanderer]

Ah, don't worry, lad. It's fun.

[flytey]

[He smiled again and downed his drink in two gulps.]

I believe you. Where will we go?

[thewanderer]

I've got a hotel room not far from here.

[flytey]

Does it have alcohol in it?

[thewanderer]

It does, in fact.

[flytey]

Good. That is an absolutely essential part of any weekend.

[thewanderer]

It's a definite improvement to them, anyways.

[flytey]

When would you like to go?

[He's awfully curious about this whole thing. If he wanted to get in trouble, this seems like a good way to do it.]

[thewanderer]

Whenever you're ready, lad. [He takes a drink. He's going to let Sebastian go at his own pace, since he seems a bit inexperienced.]