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The Walk Into A Bar Meme!

The bar's a comfortable place, where everyone knows you just have to walk up, give the bartender a smile, and order up a drink. Everyone goes to a bar sometime, whether to pick up a companion for the night, to pick up a friend, or pick up a drink. You never know the story behind the guy sitting next to you, or the bartender. But that's what bars are for, aren't they? To learn about the guy on the stool next to you, drinking his gin and tonic.

So what do you do in a Walk Into A Bar meme?

1. Comment here with your character and their canon in the subject line.
2. Hit RNG for a number between 1-15.
3. Tag someone else using that number as your character's reason for coming to the bar.
4. Profit!

So, what's your poison?

1. Sex on the Beach - You're here at the bar for one reason and one reason only, to find some company for the night. It might help, to buy them a drink first. But then they might throw that back in your face...

2. Tonic and Gin - Life's been one disaster after another lately, and the only thing that makes it easier is the sweet numbing taste of alcohol...

3. Midori Sour - Your friends dragged you out here and they've suddenly abandoned you for some rock star in the VIP lounge. Are you bitter? Maybe. Or maybe you'll just use the opportunity to flirt with the cute bartender...

4. Shirley Temple - You got a call five minutes ago asking you to come to the bar to pick up your too-intoxicated friend/brother/sister. But now that you're here, they don't seem to be anywhere to be found...

5. Poolside Pleasure - There's nothing like being on vacation in a tropical paradise, is there? And what better way to soak in that tropical vibe than to swim up to the Tiki Bar for a relaxing fruity drink with a paper umbrella?

6. Moonshine - Maybe you're underaged. Or maybe the bar isn't exactly what you'd call legal. Whatever the reason, you're not supposed to be here, but you are, and while you're here, might as well get something to wet your whistle, right? Just be careful not to get caught...

7. Hair of the Dog - Last night was... do you even remember last night? Probably not, given the wicked hangover pounding in your head right now. Well, nothing cure a hangover like having a drink in the morning to take the edge off, right?

8. Champagne - Something great has happened! Did you get a promotion? Kill your nemesis? Whatever it is, you feel great and it's time everyone celebrated with you. A round of champagne on the house!

9. Shaken, not Stirred - To everyone else, this is a regular bar, but not to you. You know you're here to meet a clandestine contact, an enemy informer or a secret spy. Better play it cool and keep your eyes open...

10. Sunken Pirate Ship - You've been out on the high seas for months, and finally made it into port with your pockets full of gold. What're you going to do first? Drink that gold away or buy some company for the evening? You can do both at the bar...

11. Punch in the Rain - You're the bouncer of this bar and you think the guy sitting next to you has probably had too much to drink. Maybe it's time to cut them off. Hopefully they'll go easy, huh?

12. Bartender - Everyone who walks through the door has a story to tell, and you're the guy they love to tell those stories to. Are you the type to listen, or the type to slip a little something extra into their drink in hopes that they shut up about their sob story?

13. Absinthe - Whatever it is you just drank didn't seem to agree with you. And at the corner of your eye you keep seeing this bright green faerie... Is everything happening around you reality, or have you slipped into some kind of hallucination?

14. 357 Magnum - Did you just insult my mother? Whether or not they did, you sure think so, and you know what's the best way to settle things in a bar? With a bar brawl, of course!

15. Happy Hour - Anything goes! Got another scenario you want to play out, this is the place for it!

Comments

[flytey]

No, I think I'm all right for now.

[The last drink had a lot of alcohol in it. He's feeling much more relaxed.]

[thewanderer]

All right, then. May I kiss you?

[flytey]

Yes, please.

[thewanderer]

[Rhys leans in to kiss him slowly, pressing their lips together.]

[flytey]

[He likes that, and kisses back, smiling against Rhys' lips.]

[thewanderer]

[Then there shall be quite a bit more kissing, since Rhys enjoys that sort of thing.]

[flytey]

[Sebastian could get used to this, and he's obviously comfortable with kissing. It's one of the few things he's fairly experienced at.]

[thewanderer]

[Rhys has a lot of experience at kissing. But he'll start working at unbuttoning Sebastian's shirt, too.]

[flytey]

[Sebastian doesn't mind at all, and in fact his hands go to Rhys' shirt, too, fumbling with the buttons. The alcohol is starting to kick in, and his movements are a bit clumsy.]

[thewanderer]

[Rhys will finish Sebastian's and help him get Rhys's undone, sliding it off his shoulders. Mmm, tattoos. And things.]

[flytey]

[Sebastian runs a hand along Rhys's shoulder, smiling a little, wondering if it would be strange if he licked his shoulder.]

[thewanderer]

[That would not be at all strange. He is incredibly lickable.]

[flytey]

[He tentatively does so, then bites at it a little.]

[thewanderer]

[That will get him a groan. Good instincts, Sebastian!]

[flytey]

[He bites again, a little harder, testing the waters.]

[thewanderer]

[And that will get a moan and a chuckle. Rhys slides his fingers up Sebastian's spine, exploring.]

[flytey]

Is... is this all right?

[The moans indicate that, yes, he should continue, but he wants to make sure.]

[thewanderer]

It's lovely, lad. [He slides his hands around to Sebastian's front, stroking them down his chest.]

[flytey]

Mmm... that feels nice.

[He liked being touched, quite a bit. Biting at Rhys's shoulder again, he moved up to his neck, biting there as well.]

[thewanderer]

[He rubs a thumb over a nipple, growling in pleasure. Yes, that's definitely a good spot.]

[flytey]

[He moaned a little, trying not to be too loud. He didn't want to make a fool out of himself, after all. Burying his face in Rhys's neck, he kissed and nibbled, moaning again.]

[thewanderer]

[A reaction like that is just going to earn him more attention to those nipples, both of them getting teased now.]

[flytey]

Mmm...

[This time the moan is a little louder, and he presses his face against Rhys's shoulder harder, trying to muffle it. He's not quite used to this, though he's not entirely inexperienced, either.]

[thewanderer]

Don't hold back, cariad. [He leans down to nuzzle and nip his earlobe, pinching one.]

[flytey]

[He likes the nipping and pinching, and although he lets himself moan again, he still doesn't pull his face away from Rhys's shoulder, almost as though he's hiding.]