Blame it on the Goose Got you feeling loose... Blame it on the alcohol

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The Walk Into A Bar Meme!

The bar's a comfortable place, where everyone knows you just have to walk up, give the bartender a smile, and order up a drink. Everyone goes to a bar sometime, whether to pick up a companion for the night, to pick up a friend, or pick up a drink. You never know the story behind the guy sitting next to you, or the bartender. But that's what bars are for, aren't they? To learn about the guy on the stool next to you, drinking his gin and tonic.

So what do you do in a Walk Into A Bar meme?

1. Comment here with your character and their canon in the subject line.
2. Hit RNG for a number between 1-15.
3. Tag someone else using that number as your character's reason for coming to the bar.
4. Profit!

So, what's your poison?

1. Sex on the Beach - You're here at the bar for one reason and one reason only, to find some company for the night. It might help, to buy them a drink first. But then they might throw that back in your face...

2. Tonic and Gin - Life's been one disaster after another lately, and the only thing that makes it easier is the sweet numbing taste of alcohol...

3. Midori Sour - Your friends dragged you out here and they've suddenly abandoned you for some rock star in the VIP lounge. Are you bitter? Maybe. Or maybe you'll just use the opportunity to flirt with the cute bartender...

4. Shirley Temple - You got a call five minutes ago asking you to come to the bar to pick up your too-intoxicated friend/brother/sister. But now that you're here, they don't seem to be anywhere to be found...

5. Poolside Pleasure - There's nothing like being on vacation in a tropical paradise, is there? And what better way to soak in that tropical vibe than to swim up to the Tiki Bar for a relaxing fruity drink with a paper umbrella?

6. Moonshine - Maybe you're underaged. Or maybe the bar isn't exactly what you'd call legal. Whatever the reason, you're not supposed to be here, but you are, and while you're here, might as well get something to wet your whistle, right? Just be careful not to get caught...

7. Hair of the Dog - Last night was... do you even remember last night? Probably not, given the wicked hangover pounding in your head right now. Well, nothing cure a hangover like having a drink in the morning to take the edge off, right?

8. Champagne - Something great has happened! Did you get a promotion? Kill your nemesis? Whatever it is, you feel great and it's time everyone celebrated with you. A round of champagne on the house!

9. Shaken, not Stirred - To everyone else, this is a regular bar, but not to you. You know you're here to meet a clandestine contact, an enemy informer or a secret spy. Better play it cool and keep your eyes open...

10. Sunken Pirate Ship - You've been out on the high seas for months, and finally made it into port with your pockets full of gold. What're you going to do first? Drink that gold away or buy some company for the evening? You can do both at the bar...

11. Punch in the Rain - You're the bouncer of this bar and you think the guy sitting next to you has probably had too much to drink. Maybe it's time to cut them off. Hopefully they'll go easy, huh?

12. Bartender - Everyone who walks through the door has a story to tell, and you're the guy they love to tell those stories to. Are you the type to listen, or the type to slip a little something extra into their drink in hopes that they shut up about their sob story?

13. Absinthe - Whatever it is you just drank didn't seem to agree with you. And at the corner of your eye you keep seeing this bright green faerie... Is everything happening around you reality, or have you slipped into some kind of hallucination?

14. 357 Magnum - Did you just insult my mother? Whether or not they did, you sure think so, and you know what's the best way to settle things in a bar? With a bar brawl, of course!

15. Happy Hour - Anything goes! Got another scenario you want to play out, this is the place for it!

Comments

[loadedparadox]

"No, you'll be fighting off every girl I know," he said with a snort. "I may have to abandon you to them and hope you survive."

[versatiledreams]

"You will not abandon me to a group of females," Eames says, "That could be dangerous for them." He laughs all the same though.

[loadedparadox]

"A danger to yourself and others," he asked, smiling as he settled back again, looking lazy and feline, nearly sprawled over the couch. "Will I have to defend your honour?"

[versatiledreams]

"You know it," Eames smirked, rubbing a hand over one of his legs. "No no - but it could get dangerous when I charm them completely and then turn them down for my other lovely male companion."

[loadedparadox]

Arthur arched a brow at that, fingers brushing against the fabric of the sofa as he considered that. "Are you worried for my health as they seek to clear the way to you? I'm touched. Well not yet, but perhaps."

[versatiledreams]

"Well, worried for both our health's sake, really," Eames hedged easily with a smirk still on his face.

[loadedparadox]

"I'm sure I can manage to protect you," he said with a nod, still smiling. "Whether you keep complimenting me or not. But I'll work harder if you keep doing it."

[versatiledreams]

"Is that your way of saying you feed on compliments?" Eames asks with a smirk.

[loadedparadox]

"That's me saying that I might enjoy them, no matter how I ask. And because if you think the suits I've worn up until now have been... sleek, you've seen nothing until we get to Vegas."

[versatiledreams]

"Hmm." Eames' gaze traced over Arthur with a smirk. "You're just making me more impatient to see it, darling."

[loadedparadox]

"I may be giving you entirely too much leverage in this," he admitted, yet it felt good to open up and talk about it all, even if he was taking a risk.

"We still have a job to finish, thank you."

[versatiledreams]

"Too much, but you have my own in return," Eames quirked a brow at him. "And I know. We'll figure it out one way or another, but now I'll be holding you to it."

[loadedparadox]

Arthur smirked, shifting to lean forward once more. Looking more than a little amused as he offered his hand to Eames.

"Wish to shake on it, that I'll take you to Vegas when this is over?"

[versatiledreams]

"Only if you truly mean to keep it," Eames says lightly, daintily offering his hand for the shake - like a duchess.

[loadedparadox]

He considered it and then sat up straighter, taking Eames' hand. "I vow to take you to Vegas when this job is over," he said, leaning over and kissing the back of Eames' hand.

[versatiledreams]

Eames smirked, in a sort of way that would have better befit one of his female forges. "I'll be holding you to that, Mr. Arthur."

[loadedparadox]

Arthur gave him a look. "That smile works better with... No, it fits now," he said with a grin.

[versatiledreams]

"Shut up, you wretch," Eames laughed, pulling his hand away and leaning back in his seat.

[loadedparadox]

Arthur laughed more, ducking his head and glancing up at Eames. "Well, your mouth is fuller now than most female forges I've seen."

[versatiledreams]

"Admitting you look at my mouth and the mouths of my female sides?" Eames asks with a dangerous look in his eyes, curling those full lips up.

[loadedparadox]

"I do have to confirm that the forges are accurate," he said with a wicked smile as if trying to hide the truth which he knew was obvious.

[versatiledreams]

"Of course you do," Eames says almost patronizingly, raising a hand to rub a finger over his mouth. "Sorry, had something on it."

[loadedparadox]

Arthur rolled his eyes, sitting back once more. "Let me guess, your next line if I asked what would be my gaze?"

[versatiledreams]

"I would hardly go for something so trite," Eames said with a flutter of his eyes, still smirking.

[loadedparadox]

"Mmmhmm, not buying it," he said, looking amused if nothing else. "Believe what you want. I'll just be here being right."