Tinder

[reversesock]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

rachel havens | original | ota

[hardbitten]

Rachel (24) I don't "tell it like it is," I'm just an asshole. But if that doesn't scare you off maybe we could play pool or go axe-throwing. Dadbods/mombods OK.

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margaery tyrell | game of thrones

[versigny]

MARG (25) Before you ask: my smile is naturally asymmetrical. I used to hate it but I think it sums me up well. What's your most defining feature?

✓ ✕

[borndying]

My massive endowment.

( ~it's a trust fund joke~ everybody clap )

Kate Bishop | MCU/D+ | OTA

[hawk_shot]

Kate Bishop (22) Some people say I’m the world’s greatest archer, for real. Fan of all kinds of pizza but pepperoni has a special place in my heart. Gotta love dogs and if your favorite Avenger is Hawkeye that’s 10 points to your Hogwarts house.

✓ ✕

Ianthe Tridentarius | The Locked Tomb

[stupefying]

Ianthe (21) ee-AHN-thay. I am a messy bitch who loves drama. I am the greatest mind of my generation. I am the interesting twin. I will go down both in history and on your sister. John Gaius once called me "chaotic terrible (affectionate)" and then handed me a matcha latte. It was subpar.

✓       ✕

[ what better way to voice test amirite. F/F for serious, floor's open for accidental swipes/trolling. ]

[nekipas]

john gaius is a little bitch.

nandor the relentless | what we do in the shadows | ota

[frankzappa]

Nandor the Relentless (759) Hello, I'm a perfectly normal human who enjoys Superb Owl parties, basketball and hot yoga. I'm looking for my 38th wife or orgies where my semen will not get stolen. If we go on a date, please prove to me you are curse free. Thank you. HAPPY❄️WINTER✋SOLSTICE!! The warm☀️may be leaving us, but i🙋 won’t be leaving you👫👬👭behind anytime 🔜👅! Like the sun 🌞 you are my light💡🔦🔆:-) Send to 🔟 cool👀😎 homies U won’t leave behind🔙

✓ ✕

✓ (i laughed so hard omg)

[versigny]

I have so many questions.
Have you gotten your semen stolen at orgies before?

Penny Parker | Marvel | ota

[instinctbad]

Penny Parker (25) Scientist. Photographer for the Daily Bugle. Definitely talked into this account by friends.

✓       ✕

Tess Mercer | Smallville

[havenomercy]

Tess Mercer (40) Rich, badass hot mom looking for love, willing to kick your ass if that's what you're into. Will also talk you to death until it makes you feel better. Trust me, you need it more than you think you do.

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[No, she did not post this herself.]

Myrrh | Fire Emblem 8

[darklingdragon]

Myrrh (1200) I am the guardian of an ancient cursed forest, but the demon king imprisoned there has been slain for good. I therefore seek to venture out into the world to seek friends and companions. While I am a dragon, and therefore quite old for my appearance, I am very happy to befriend humans or otherwise who are not so long-lived. I do not yet know what activities I most enjoy, so I'm willing to try almost anything once!

✓       ✕

eddie brock ( mcu's venom )

[frenchkissed]

EDDIIIEEEE (COMMON HUMAN AGE) DO NOT TAKE ME ON FERRIS WHEELS FOR I AM FRIGHTENED BY HIGH PLACES. AND I WILL CRY. LIKE A BABY. I ENJOY HEAD. AND CHOCOLATE. BOTH ARE REQUIRED ON THE FIRST DATE.

✓       ✕

( totally written by eddie brock. )

[greatplan]

[ooc: noting your very understandable canon blindness re MCU, Yelena is Black Widow's younger sister, and was also trained as a child assassin]


[amused] Chocolate, I can do.

If you wish to assassinate people, I do not do that until at least the third date. I am not that kind of girl.

lottie person | snotgirl | ota

[blogosphere]

Lottie Person (25) ☑️ INFP, 🆎+, Leo 🦁. Huge croque monsieur enthusiast. I'm a girl living her dream in the big city: modeling, blogging and brand-owning! Versatile and fun-loving, I'm spontaneous and open to new experiences. If coffee dates sound fun to you, let's get Person-al. ❤

✓       ✕

[ voice-testing, but go ham... she deserves it. ]

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

[Someone may be trying to troll said small, angry menace. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please.]

Jyn Erso (22) small, angry menace. rebellions are built on hope.

✓ ✕

cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

[Some droid has taken it upon himself to set this up. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please.]

Cassian Andor (26) Collector of jackets. Travels often. Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

✓       ✕

rey || star wars || ota

[see_the_stars]

[ooc; prefer serious replies, please.]

Rey (20) just trying to find where i belong.

✓ ✕

ben solo || star wars || ota

[in_the_grey]

[Someone may or may not be trolling him ... ooc: prefer serious replies, please, unless you're a canonmate.]

Ben Solo (30) gentle. understanding. tall.

✓       ✕

bodhi rook || rogue one || ota

[bravenough]

[Some droid somewhere is most certainly patting his own back over this. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please]

Bodhi Rook (25) I'm the pilot.

✓       ✕

[frenchkissed]

What are you the pilot of?

I don’t know if you’re employed by American Airlines or if this is the start to a pick-up line…

rose tico || star wars || ota

[what_we_love]

[ooc; prefer serious replies, please.]

Rose Tico (24) It may sound cliche, but I love to learn - so tell me something interesting.

✓       ✕

[frenchkissed]

Will you accept jellyfish mating rituals?

( or alien mating rituals??
he knows way too much about both. )

akemi morishita | original

[cupidite]

akemi (18) stop reporting my account. you know who you are. 😑 anyway 💴🏩😏 iykyk

✓       ✕

[winendash]

🎮🏩❓
🍷🏩❓
🍔🏩❓
💱...
🉐🏩❗

michael afton | FNAF | ota

[ptoma]

michael afton (48) if you swiped right that means you're into necrophilia and that's pretty fucked up mate

✓       ✕

Text

[voiceinthephone]

Why are you like this? Never mind, don’t answer that.

At least you might be seeing new people!

Raine Sunstar | dhampir/shifter original character | m/m pref

[catarmy]

Raine Sunstar (older than I look) Just here to have fun and find other people to have fun with. 😉 I love to eat and to cuddle and do the tango in bed, so to speak. I can be almost whatever you want me to be. Need someone to pretend to be your girl or boyfriend? Just let me know and we'll work something out! Please note that I am very frightened of dogs. I'm sorry. 😢

✓ ✕

tiphane fortanceste | ffxiv oc (non-wol) | ota 18+

[babybun]

Tiphane Fortanceste (22) must love fungi. send me pictures of your pets!

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Shelby Tanner | InCryptid | OTA 25+

[unpredictablepriestess]

Shelby Tanner (31) If you reply with a zookeeper line I haven't heard before, I'll meet you for coffee. If I have heard it before, I'll introduce you to Cuddles.

✓       ✕

[addiesands]

✓ I'm sorry that I don't know any zookeeper lines. I'm sure there's something here about humps. But I've never seen a profile picture with a camel before!

Deadlock 💀 ABC Warriors - OTA

[anarchyrules]

DEADLOCK (TIME IS AN ILLUSION) I was constructed by humans with special powers to judge their crimes. I do!

✓       ✕

The Doctor | Doctor Who | OTA

[borntolove]

The Doctor (900) Enjoys tea, deep philosophical discussions, Christmas, techo-babble, traveling and human pop culture. Looking for a mate

✓ .✕

[yorhaberserker]

Philosophical discussions? Like what is life for and why are we here? Or more existential crisis?

dulcinea septimus | the locked tomb | ota

[heptanary]

Dulcie (28) Optimistic romantic who loves gardens. Uses a wheelchair but doesn't let that get in the way of a good time.

✓       ✕

fleur delacour | hp | ota

[joliesse]

Fleur (18) Beauty AND brains in one modest package. ;) Part-Veela, all incredible. Beauxbatons Triwizard champion.

✓       ✕

✓

[blackelms]

[ So, like, people had told him that the dating app Incendio was astonishingly popular during the Triwizard Tournament, all the exchange students mingling and flirting with impunity during these heady weeks when they happen to be ensconced abroad. But it's one thing to hear it and then to see Fleur Delacour's profile pop up during his halfhearted browsing.

Darlington has been sprawled on a sofa in the quarters set aside for the Ilvermorny students, his Lethe House tie unraveled and hanging loose around his neck. He straightens, re-focuses on his phone with sharp attention. They'd talked a little, during the last task, when he'd nerded out about portal magic. He'd hopefully not swallowed his tongue around her. Hopefully he still won't. ]

They do say that modesty is the highest elegance.