Jingle bells, Batman smells—!

[taintedcrimson]

Happy Holidays Meme

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Wherever your character is, whatever their feelings on the plethora of holidays found in December, they're bound to be caught up in the festivities. It's up to you what kind of holiday they'll experience! (Feel free to exchange Christmas for whatever holiday your character celebrates.)

Directions
1. Comment with your character, series, preferences, etc.
2. Roll a number between 1-17 (gen) or 1-4 (smut) for a prompt.
3. Reply to others and play out the scenario!


Gen Prompts
1. Tree Shopping — There's nothing like a freshly cut tree at Christmas. Do you go out into the woods to find one yourself, or do you stroll through a lot while it's snowing, looking for the perfect tree?

2. Ice Skating — Do you skate at rink or out on a frozen pond? Have you ever skated before? How many times do you fall?

3. Pinterest Fails — You're set on making your own gifts this year, so you try out some adorable Pinterest ideas... And fail miserably. How do you salvage Christmas?

4. Secret Santa — The names have been drawn and now you're tasked with finding the right gift for someone who you may hardly know. Is it easy, or do you have to do some reconnaissance before making your decision?

5. Christmas Market — There are stalls of handcrafts and delicious goodies lining the streets, with crowds of people out walking in the snow and drinking mulled wine.

6. Decorating the Tree — How will the two of you decorate the tree? Do you spend a half hour untangling the twinkle lights, make popcorn strings while listening to carols, argue over who gets to put the star on top?

7. Road Trip — The snacks are packed and you’re ready to go to grandma’s house. But what happens when you lose GPS signal and get lost in the middle of nowhere or the car breaks down?

8. Stuck in the Airport — You’re snowed in and the hotels are full of fellow delayed passengers. Why don’t they make these chairs more comfortable for sleeping in?

9. Avoiding the Family — You’re obligated to go home for the holiday, but there’s only so much you can take of your family. Go for a walk, stop by the bar, whatever it takes for a little peace and quiet - and meet someone along the way.

10. Christmas Party — Are you hosting the event, or just bringing an extra bottle of wine? Is it a work function? How many glasses of spiked eggnog have you had?

11. Baking Shenanigans — How long does it take for the two of you to destroy the kitchen, either with forgetting to put the lid on the blender or simply starting a food fight?

12. Burned the Turkey — Well, the main course is a little blackened. Time for Chinese food, or is it pizza this year?

13. Mistletoe — The little sprig of green strikes again! Are you the one stuck under it, or the lucky finder ready to claim your prize?

14. Last Minute Shopping — Are you out fighting the crowds for the best deals? Or are you behind one of the counters, stuck in the annual retail holiday hell?

16. Turbo Man — You have one last thing on your shopping list, but it's the hottest of the season and everywhere is sold out. There's only one left — but they've spotted it too! Who will walk away victorious?

17. Taking in a Show — Who doesn't love going to the theater during the holiday season? The shows always seem a little more magical this time of year, and that new musical sounds like just what you need to get in the spirit.

18. Write-in Option — Is there something we missed? Is there another scenario you want to play out? Go for it!



Smut Prompts
1. Present Under the Tree — You've wrapped yourself up and are waiting for that special someone.

2. Sneaking Away at a Party — No, you can't wait until you get home or the guests leave, you need them now.

3. Keeping Warm During a Snowstorm — The power's gone out and you have to stay warm somehow...

4. Baking Surprise — How on earth did you get chocolate there? Oh well, can't let it go to waste!

Comments

[jobbies]

Oh, they're way cooler than vampires, hands down. If you turned out to be a werewolf, I'd still bang you. I mean as long as you didn't turn into one while we were banging and start mauling me, I'd be cool with it.

['Yeah, I'd probably bang a monster: a confession by Charlie Kelly.' As Jess removes more and more of her clothes, he watches with mounting excitement, nibbling on his pinky finger at the corner of his lips.]

[assholic]

Bullshit. You'd be cool with it even if I did start mauling you, because then you'd hope to turn into one.

[She knew how his little mind worked, and as she slid the jeans down so she was just in her underwear and bra, she kicked them aside and knelt down next to him.]

You're a little weirdo.

[jobbies]

Noooooooo—

[He makes a face, trying to make the denial seem more plausible, only for his true curiosity to betray him seconds later.]

But if I had to pick a monster to turn into, it would definitely be a werewolf... What? They're badass.

[Ghouls are awesome too but he'd rather hunt for ghouls than be one. Charlie's eyes travel the length of her torso as Jess kneels down. His hand is soon to follow, reaching out to stroke along her side and the plane of her abdomen. Then his fingers trace upward to the center of her bra where they stop to feel around for a clasp. He's pretty bad at figuring out bras so even if there's clasp there, he might have trouble unfastening it one-handed and he'll opt for dragging her bra straps down her shoulders instead.]

[assholic]

[Jessica's bras are utilitarian, not fancy, so no, there's no clasp in the front. But points to him for trying. She lets him drag the straps down, moving to straddle him and push him onto his back as she does.]

Hairy little monster wannabe weirdo.

[How she manages to say that fondly is a mystery.]

[jobbies]

[Charlie rolls easily onto his back when she straddles him and, oop, there goes his towel. He was already half-hard before she climbed on, becoming fully hard beneath her in a matter of seconds. The fondness in her tone and the weight of her on top of him is all it takes to get him smiling.]

Would you be crawling all over me like this if I was a werewolf? I kinda feel like you would.

[His hands are all over her, palms and nails grazing up and down her sides. Her bra continues to pose a small challenge. Rather than figure out how to take it off of her, he pulls it aside enough to expose one of her breasts, happily gathering her up in his warm palm and giving her a squeeze.]

[assholic]

Not so sure about that. It's debatable if that crosses the bestiality line or not.

[He's trying, bless him, and she feels the bra moved aside to let cool air over her skin before he covers her with his palm. She sits so that his cock is trapped between his stomach and her in her underwear, rocking a little before she grabs his hands and traps them up over his head. It leans her over him, and she looks down at him, hair falling alongside his head as she does.]

You got a monster fetish.

[jobbies]

[His body arches beneath her to accommodate the strain of his shoulders, chest rising and falling rapidly with his quickened breaths.]

I don't bang monsters. I just wanna catch 'em in a net and steal their treasure.

[assholic]

Monsters don't have treasure.

[Duh, Chuck. She gave him a kiss this time, not a quick peck or holdover. Something longer and lingering. Maybe to distract him from monsters?]

[jobbies]

[He was about to argue otherwise but then her lips meet his and all his thoughts go out the window. His eyes fall shut and his mouth moves against hers in a slow, deliberate manner, savoring the kiss. When their lips part, he lies there looking dazed, like he's trying to remember what they were talking about with no success.]

...I forgot what I was gonna say.

[Well, that's one way to distract Charlie. Whatever "important" thing he had to say is gone now and he lies there looking up at Jess like he wants some more. That's when a flash of lightning and a crack of thunder rattles the cabin. Charlie's eyes go wide as he looks at Jess, a little smile on his face.]

Oh shit. Thunder snow.

[assholic]

[She opted to take that as a compliment, especially when it was paired with that look on his face like he wasn't all the way back from wherever he'd been.

The thunder had her letting go of his wrists, looking up at the window, then back at him.]

Thunder snow, huh? Guess it means your friends aren't coming back tonight.

[If they did, they'd find themselves kicked out to go sleep in the van. Jess could be mean.]

[jobbies]

[Charlie twists to look at the nearest window, seeing only darkness and frost and blowing snow squalls outside. Wherever the Gang was right now, they'd be trapped there for a while.]

Yeah, pretty sure it's just gonna be you and me tonight. [His hands settle on Jess's hips as he gives her a playful half-smile.] I'm good with that. If they show up, we'll just pretend we're not home.

[Except the fire would totally give them away, and the lack of curtains on many of the windows. More than likely the Gang would spend the night stranded out in the snowpocalypse somewhere while Charlie got laid in a nice warm cabin. Seems like karma was on his side for once.]

[assholic]

Good.

[Or... she could answer the door and see if any of them had the balls to try to get past her. They wouldn't succeed, but she might give them half a gold star for the attempt. Until she kicked them out to go sleep somewhere else because fuck those guys for abandoning their 'friend'.

She leaned down and gave him another kiss, a hand sliding between them to grab his cock to give it a gentle stroke.]

[jobbies]

[Happy to do some more kissing, Charlie opes his mouth a little wider and the tip of his tongue brushes across her lower lip. He moans softly against her lips as she pets him, hips giving a slight squirm in response beneath her. His hands are busy at work rubbing her thighs and squeezing her butt. Eventually he manages to pull down the back of her underwear and cup her bare cheeks.]

[assholic]

[There's fire on one side of her and the open cabin on the other, the wind blowing hard against the window and the crackle of lightning sparking up outside the glass. She felt his hands grope at her ass, and she broke the kiss to look down at him, smirking.]

It's like that, is it?

[Said the woman with his dick in her hand.]

[jobbies]

It's kinda like that, yeah.

[He says with a playfully nervous shift of his eyes and then an almost hesitant squeeze of her butt.]

And maybe a little like this...

[His hands slide up her back to her bra which he finally manages to remove by virtue of pure determination. His eyes light up a bit when he sees her breasts like he's just opened a sexy little present.]

[assholic]

[The look on his face had her laughing, like he'd just won a prize. She shrugged out of her bra, sitting on him like she didn't have any plans to be elsewhere.]

You got a thing for my butt, Chuck.

[jobbies]

[Guilty as charged.]

I like your butt, yeah. And your boobs.

[Gonna reach up and give those a friendly squeeze too while he's at it, and rub his thumbs over her nipples a bit.]

The best part is that you let me squeeze 'em.

[assholic]

Pretty sure you like the whole 'naked lady' thing, Chuck.

[For all that he was a weird little troll man, she still couldn't see why he didn't get laid more than he did. Even compared to his little group- or maybe in spite of it. Hell, for all she knew, they sabotaged it so they could keep him as their personal slave. Either way, she didn't mind breaking that habit of him going without. He was attentive and didn't take her being naked and with him for granted. Hell, she could be mid fuck with him and get up and leave and he'd just... handle it. Not that she thought she would, but she could, and she knew that. It made him oddly safe.]

[jobbies]

I like the whole naked lady, yep. You're right.

[She's more than a pair of tits and ass, after all. The tits and ass are just a nice bonus. He looks her over from head to toe (or head to knees from his current perspective), taking in the sight of her illuminated in the firelight. It's hard to fully appreciate with his eyes alone and his hands run the length of her sides to better appreciate her curves.]

Especially when she's sitting here on top of me, just hangin' out.

[He's got that dreamy look in his eyes like he might start drooling in a minute.]

[assholic]

[Generally when a man she was naked with put his hands on her like that, it was a possessive movement. Like he was trying to claim everything he touched and it pissed her off. Charlie's touch was always different, like a part of him was making sure this was actually happening and not a hallucination. It was hard to get mad at that.

She moved her underwear to the side a little, shifting so that when she sat upright and looked down at him, she could guide the dick she held to her sex, letting her brush against him before she felt the head of him find that wet heat.]

Just hanging out, huh?

[jobbies]

[Sometimes it's just easier to believe his hands than it is to believe his eyes, especially when he's with Jess. He lets his hands slip down her thighs as he watches her, fingers tensing slightly as she hovers over him letting her heat tease his dick. Charlie licks his lips in anticipation, his heart rate already spiking and his breath catching.]

Yeah...

[He answers, his voice almost too soft to hear over the roar of the blizzard. His hips just want to buck up into her and he's fighting to keep them still.]

[assholic]

[One day, she might just be able to push him to let go with her. Maybe. He was oddly restrained when it came to sex, as if she might just say no and tell him to fuck off in the middle of it and he'd expect it. He rarely initiated, other than giving her those weird looks that were like a teenager finding a Hustler. But he definitely never let go all the way. It was in her nature to wonder why. She was nosy as a business trait, after all.]

That all you want me to do?

[jobbies]

[The question gets his attention and he looks at her almost like he's been startled out of a nice dream.]

Huh? No, I want you to—

[Charlie glances up and away, lips pressed together as an audible breath escapes through his nose. It doesn't take much to get him flustered.]

You know what I want you to do.

[assholic]

To... take a nap? Write a letter? Call my insurance agent?

[Things Jess liked to do: fluster Charlie. He just got so squirrely and it was the closest she got to him losing it. Why did she do it? Why not?]

[jobbies]

[Is this a tease? Is she teasing him right now? He squirms slightly beneath her.]

Jess— ...C'mon, you know.

[A pause. He's been pointedly avoiding her eyes until now.]

Unless you really have to do that other stuff first. I mean you could probably knock some of it out while we bang.

[Hey, if she wanted to make phonecalls and write letters while they banged, who was he to stop her?]

Except the nap though. Probably not that.