Jingle bells, Batman smells—!

[taintedcrimson]

Happy Holidays Meme

It's the most wonderful time of the year! Wherever your character is, whatever their feelings on the plethora of holidays found in December, they're bound to be caught up in the festivities. It's up to you what kind of holiday they'll experience! (Feel free to exchange Christmas for whatever holiday your character celebrates.)

Directions
1. Comment with your character, series, preferences, etc.
2. Roll a number between 1-17 (gen) or 1-4 (smut) for a prompt.
3. Reply to others and play out the scenario!


Gen Prompts
1. Tree Shopping — There's nothing like a freshly cut tree at Christmas. Do you go out into the woods to find one yourself, or do you stroll through a lot while it's snowing, looking for the perfect tree?

2. Ice Skating — Do you skate at rink or out on a frozen pond? Have you ever skated before? How many times do you fall?

3. Pinterest Fails — You're set on making your own gifts this year, so you try out some adorable Pinterest ideas... And fail miserably. How do you salvage Christmas?

4. Secret Santa — The names have been drawn and now you're tasked with finding the right gift for someone who you may hardly know. Is it easy, or do you have to do some reconnaissance before making your decision?

5. Christmas Market — There are stalls of handcrafts and delicious goodies lining the streets, with crowds of people out walking in the snow and drinking mulled wine.

6. Decorating the Tree — How will the two of you decorate the tree? Do you spend a half hour untangling the twinkle lights, make popcorn strings while listening to carols, argue over who gets to put the star on top?

7. Road Trip — The snacks are packed and you’re ready to go to grandma’s house. But what happens when you lose GPS signal and get lost in the middle of nowhere or the car breaks down?

8. Stuck in the Airport — You’re snowed in and the hotels are full of fellow delayed passengers. Why don’t they make these chairs more comfortable for sleeping in?

9. Avoiding the Family — You’re obligated to go home for the holiday, but there’s only so much you can take of your family. Go for a walk, stop by the bar, whatever it takes for a little peace and quiet - and meet someone along the way.

10. Christmas Party — Are you hosting the event, or just bringing an extra bottle of wine? Is it a work function? How many glasses of spiked eggnog have you had?

11. Baking Shenanigans — How long does it take for the two of you to destroy the kitchen, either with forgetting to put the lid on the blender or simply starting a food fight?

12. Burned the Turkey — Well, the main course is a little blackened. Time for Chinese food, or is it pizza this year?

13. Mistletoe — The little sprig of green strikes again! Are you the one stuck under it, or the lucky finder ready to claim your prize?

14. Last Minute Shopping — Are you out fighting the crowds for the best deals? Or are you behind one of the counters, stuck in the annual retail holiday hell?

16. Turbo Man — You have one last thing on your shopping list, but it's the hottest of the season and everywhere is sold out. There's only one left — but they've spotted it too! Who will walk away victorious?

17. Taking in a Show — Who doesn't love going to the theater during the holiday season? The shows always seem a little more magical this time of year, and that new musical sounds like just what you need to get in the spirit.

18. Write-in Option — Is there something we missed? Is there another scenario you want to play out? Go for it!



Smut Prompts
1. Present Under the Tree — You've wrapped yourself up and are waiting for that special someone.

2. Sneaking Away at a Party — No, you can't wait until you get home or the guests leave, you need them now.

3. Keeping Warm During a Snowstorm — The power's gone out and you have to stay warm somehow...

4. Baking Surprise — How on earth did you get chocolate there? Oh well, can't let it go to waste!

Comments

[jobbies]

[Is this a tease? Is she teasing him right now? He squirms slightly beneath her.]

Jess— ...C'mon, you know.

[A pause. He's been pointedly avoiding her eyes until now.]

Unless you really have to do that other stuff first. I mean you could probably knock some of it out while we bang.

[Hey, if she wanted to make phonecalls and write letters while they banged, who was he to stop her?]

Except the nap though. Probably not that.

[assholic]

[Yes, Charlie. She was teasing. She leaned down, one hand still on his cock, keeping him right there at the edge of her, the other moving up to brace herself as she moved close enough to kiss him.]

Yeah, Chuck. I know. I just want to hear you say it.

[jobbies]

[Another squirm as he licks his lips, swallows. There's nowhere to look that isn't her face except for straight down. Words and sex — two things that have always been hard for Charlie even when completely separate. Give him a few seconds...]

I want you to, you know... [A shrug as his voice loses some volume.] ...Put me in you and ride me.

[assholic]

[If she wanted to be mean, she'd push for more, but for Charlie, that was basically poetry. She grinned, leaning in and kissing him, letting that uncomfortable moment move on as she also pressed down, hand moving away as she took him into herself. Slowly, but she was already worked up, already in the mood and she was wet enough that it didn't take much effort to seat herself.]

Ride you? Sounds a little kinky.

[jobbies]

[He moans softly against her lips as she takes him in slowly. Yep, that's exactly what he wanted her to do. She's so warm and just the right amount of snug. He's smiling by the time their lips part.]

How else should I say it? Is there a non-kinky way? Put me in you and bounce up and down on my penis — that kinda sounds worse, right?

[It could, without a doubt, get worse. Very worse.]

[assholic]

Yeah, that sounds kinda worse.

[She flicked his shoulder, bit his lip, then sat up to start that slow swivel of her hips. No bouncing on his penis, and she'd still have to be careful she didn't break a hip or something. And yes, Charlie, she was aware he could probably say something way worse. He was probably thinking it now.]