Did you pick your Tinder date to take to your awkward family Thanksgiving dinner?

[reversesock]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Melissa Foddebrat | Beware the Villainess! | OTA

[shatteredstoryline]

MELISSA FODDEBRAT Old enough to drink, but isn't it rude to ask a lady's age? Anyway, allow me to be upfront. I am the daughter of a duke and currently engaged to a prince, but he's a cheating pile of trash and refuses to annul our engagement. I am looking for someone who is willing to be my partner in order to convince him to break it off. I enjoy festival games, swordplay, and tasty food.

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[theleonking]

What a bad prince. Shall I set him a proper example?

[ ...she is not, broadly, a good example anywhere but where she lives. ]

Evelynn | K/DA Verse League of Legends | OTA

[evellain]

Elana Smith (24) Likes: Fast cars, fast food, fast people. If you recognize me, no you don't.

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[ For the canon unaware: Eve is part of K/DA, an international kpop sensation. People who pay enough attention to pop news would be fairly likely to recognize her, though 'Elana Smith' is a fake name for this profile. ]

[addiesands]

✓

I can relate.

[Addie’s fake name is Angela Summer, but her pictures betray her if people are aware.]

quinn fabray ♔ glee

[ambitious]

Quinn Fabray ( 20 ) Former Cheerio. Lifelong dancer. Mediocre singer. Aspiring actress. Not a fan of trying to summarize myself.

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[ age subject to change, but i generally default to playing her post-canon. ]

Ramona Flowers ☆ Scott Pilgrim ☆ OTA

[subspaceflowers]

Ramona Flowers (25) Cooler than you, but maybe we can hang.

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[style_bringer]

hell i'm kinda countin on it

jaskier - the witcher

[lettenhove]

Julian Alfred Pankratz (40) Viscount of Lettenhove. Bard Extraordinaire. Call me "Jaskier."

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[elysiumheld]

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Stacia | OC | OTA

[machinesoul]

Stacia (18) Hero to all androids! By day, fighting for equality between humans and AI. By night, looking for love on the internet... or at least a fun fling.

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raven | teen titans

[teenwitching]

raven (18) this is pointless. give me book recommendations instead. and if there was a quota on dog photos, this app would have filled it for the next decade.

epel felmier(?) / twisted wonderland / m/m

[ipadmini]

Li'l Lollipop (💞) I'm a candy fairy from the Land of Sugar 💕🍭💖 Nice to meet you, everyone 🍬✨😘

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[inspired by the halloween 2021 event...!! cross-canon/cross-medium friendly; epel's actual age is 16.]

[pyonpyon]

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You never give up on this kind of thing huh Ringo-chin??
Though i guess this tactic is a little different for you.

Myrrh | Fire Emblem 8 | OTA

[darklingdragon]

Myrrh (1200) I am the guardian of an ancient cursed forest, but the demon king imprisoned there has been slain for good. I therefore seek to venture out into the world to seek friends and companions. While I am a dragon, and therefore quite old for my appearance, I am very happy to befriend humans or otherwise who are not so long-lived. I do not yet know what activities I most enjoy, so I'm willing to try almost anything once!

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elia martell | asoiaf | ota

[veryfond]

elia martell (30) My friends made me get this, and I don't really know what I'm doing.... but maybe we can be confused together? I have two kids, and they're my whole world. I enjoy morning coffee, an evening glass of wine, and trying something new. Also have pictures of my cute pet, which I think is what everyone really wants to see on these things.

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Titus Alexius / Magi / OTA

[wearingguess]

Titus Alexius (18; 5; 271) High priest of Reim; in a sense, a type of moth; co-guardian of one; master of composite and defensive magic; phat ass. Let us engage in any combination of chatting, becoming friends, growing closer, and hooking up!

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[darklingdragon]

A moth?

Is phat anything like fat?

Asmodeus, Avatar of Lust 💋 Obey Me! 💋 OTA

[lustfulcharm]

Asmodeus As the Avatar of Lust, I can make any fantasy come true. A wild night of passion or a week of slow build-up that culminates with the most mind-blowing satisfaction: whatever contents your heart the most! Not looking for a long-term commitment since I'm a gift meant to be shared with the world, but that doesn't mean we can't get to know each other and enjoy some time together! Parties, bar hopping, a cozy café... Any place can be made into a paradise of intimacy.

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[shatteredstoryline]

Do you always talk like that, or is it just flair to reel people in?

Yelena Belova | Black Widow

[ohioan]

YELENA BELOVA (32) Must like dogs.

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[bargain_batman]

This is my best work, if I do say so myself. :)

sara ryder | mass effect

[pathfounds]

SARA RYDER (22) Human Pathfinder. Biotic. Recon specialist. Slept for 600 years and I still really want a nap or a very large coffee. no idea what i'm doing here... or in general

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[vidal]

[ Amused: ]

Terraforming the galaxy still leaves you time to trawl dating apps, Pathfinder?

Felix Hugo Fraldarius | FE: Three Houses | ota

[swordarm]

Felix Hugo Fraldarius (22) I like training, swords, sparring, and cats.

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[shatteredstoryline]

✓

Did someone set this up for you? Your profile doesn't sound very inspired.

love quinn | you

[wolfyou]

LOVE QUINN (35) Been out of the game a while. Excellent cook. Blooming gardener.

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[usedbooks]

Hello, you.

billie martinelli | original | ota

[impios]

Billie Martinelli (36) I’m hot, smart, and know how to get what I want. I’ll buy dinner. You'll be bring dessert.

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grace. ready or not.

[nonsmoking]

GRACE (26) recently came into money and i'd get off spending bunches of it on people who aren't my shitty ex husband. interested? 💸

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Nemesis 👾 Nemesis the Warlock

[archdeviant]

Nemesis (eons) I am The Nemesis. I am The Warlock. The Lord of the Flies. The Shape of Things to come. The One Who Waits On the Edge of Your Dreams. I am all these things... and more.

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[wearingguess]

✓

Wow, you are so many things! Although, if I am perfectly honest, I cannot recall ever noticing you on the edge of my dreams.

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

[Someone may be trying to troll said small, angry menace. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please.]

Jyn Erso (22) small, angry menace. rebellions are built on hope.

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cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

[Some droid has taken it upon himself to set this up. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please.]

Cassian Andor (26) Collector of jackets. Travels often. Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

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rey || star wars || ota

[see_the_stars]

[ooc; prefer serious replies, please.]

Rey (20) just trying to find where i belong.

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ben solo || star wars || ota

[in_the_grey]

[Someone may or may not be trolling him ... ooc: prefer serious replies, please, unless you're a canonmate.]

Ben Solo (30) gentle. understanding. tall.

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bodhi rook || rogue one || ota

[bravenough]

[Some droid somewhere is most certainly patting his own back over this. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please]

Bodhi Rook (25) I'm the pilot.

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rose tico || star wars || ota

[what_we_love]

[ooc; prefer serious replies, please.]

Rose Tico (24) Your friendly neighborhood fix-it queen.

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