YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF [x]

[buffythevampiresock]

you should date me if...


The idea of this meme

[1] Your character has been yolked with a sign that states "YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF [fill in the blank]." "You should date me if you like good food." "You should date me if you enjoy long walks on the beach." "You should date me if you'd like to be disappointed. In bed and in life."
[2] This sign may or may have not been written by them. But does that matter if everyone can see it?
[3] That's it.

Do not post any blank top levels.

Comments

[ohioan]

You have daddy issues, then?

[She pulls her sign out from behind her back and looks at it.]

Ah… This…

[Yelena purses her lips and raises her eyebrows.]

I cannot have children. It was part of my training.

[cuttingremark]

I find the term 'daddy issues' rather reductive and insulting, but I do have problems with the man who raised me, yes.

[Loki frowns.]

Does this bother you?

[ohioan]

Don’t we all?

[She offers a knowing smile. When it comes to his question, though, Yelena gives a non-answer.]

I have a dog. She will be enough.

[cuttingremark]

[Loki nods.]

Pets are the next best thing, or so I've been told.

[ohioan]

[Fanny is her best friend, especially now that Natasha is gone. If she’s going to live a solitary existence she doesn’t want it to be utterly solitary. The big baby of an Akita is wonderful company in tough times. Yelena nods.]

And you? Who do you have? Thor, I suppose…

[She looks down at her shoes, having answered her own question but leaving it open for Loki to add as much more as he wants.]

[cuttingremark]

[Loki gives a short laugh.]

He is rather like a dog at times, but I do not spend enough time around him of my own volition for it to count.

I travel a bit too much at the moment for a pet.

[ohioan]

Perhaps a golden retriever... [She muses with a smile. Thor did strike her as such, with his long golden hair and his seemingly perpetually pleasant manner.]

Sounds lonely.

[Yelena comments succinctly, then looking back up and fiddling around impatiently with her sign. She really wishes this thing would come off of her.]

[cuttingremark]

I wouldn't refuse a travel companion, if the right one were to find me. But I have grown accustomed to being alone.

[ohioan]

[Well, that's just sad. Yelena feels a pang of sympathy for Loki even though he's one of the so-called ~bad guys~. She knows that same feeling all too well. After an awkward pause, she looks at him with a playful smirk.]

Perhaps we should put you on Tinder.

[cuttingremark]

You mean like burn me alive? [He knows that's probably not what she means, but he's also not familiar enough with apps to understand fully.]

[ohioan]

[She grins and rolls her eyes.]

Like a dating app. We'll get you someone very attractive. Smart, easy to talk to, good in bed, whole package.

[cuttingremark]

[He raises an eyebrow]

And fine with the whole 'I tried to take over the world that one time' thing?

[ohioan]

[Yelena chuckles. He really is looking for his golden ticket.]

Don’t push your luck. We’ll do our best.