YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF [x]

[buffythevampiresock]

you should date me if...


The idea of this meme

[1] Your character has been yolked with a sign that states "YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF [fill in the blank]." "You should date me if you like good food." "You should date me if you enjoy long walks on the beach." "You should date me if you'd like to be disappointed. In bed and in life."
[2] This sign may or may have not been written by them. But does that matter if everyone can see it?
[3] That's it.

Do not post any blank top levels.

Comments

Loki | MCU | OTA

[cuttingremark]

You should date me if you have daddy issues

Well that's just rude. [He's really trying to get it off. It isn't working.]

[rephase]

[Alright that's amusing.] Given the number of useless-or-worse fathers out there, you'll have no end of takers.

[His own sign says 'You should date me if you have an appreciation for surprises. Good and bad.']

Caleb Widogast | Critical Role | OTA

[zemnianjoy]

[ Sign states: ]

~You should date me if you like self-depreciating fixer-uppers with excessive emotional baggage and trauma~

[notimefordreams]

[Sarah perks her brows.]

Are you saying there are people out there without any of that?

[The sign hanging from her says, You should date me if you like the supernatural.]

Essek Thelyss | Critical Role | OTA

[zauberdecke]

[ Sign states: ]

~You should date me if you enjoy high fashion drows who can alternate between 'neutral evil' and 'neutral cinnamon roll' *sadly there is no middle ground~

[ eyebrow twitches slightly ]

Sarah Williams | Return to Labyrinth

[notimefordreams]

You should date me if you're into the supernatural.

[Sarah reads over the sign, shrugs her shoulders and promptly tucks it under her arm.]

Out of sight, out of mind.

Reko Yabusame | Your Turn to Die

[musicaldemon]

You should date me if you like music and emotional messes.

[Reko huffs.]

First part ain't wrong anyhow.

Mai | ATLA

[maipokerface]

You should date me if you don't give a damn.

[Currently Mai is lounging and exuding so much not giving a damn while she drinks her tea that it's almost amazing.]

[honorfound]

I feel like that would annoy you even more than someone that cares too much.

9S | NieR:Automata

[acrueloath]

You should date me if you enjoy regular maintenance and lots of questions.

[He had a feeling he knew who put that there, but didn't see a reason to shun a chance to gain new information.]

Tsukishima Kei | Haikyuu!! | OTA

[saltinourstars]

You should date me IF You need assholes scared off/ Good music suggestions/ Someone to eyeroll with

WILL NOT do your homework for you

[Well, the sign's not lying...]

[code056]

How would you scare off anyone? Asking for a friend.

wylie hargrave ( original )

[fretful]

You should date me if you're into risking your life and immortal soul multiple times a day.

[ frowning, of course. ] Oh, for fuck's sake.

[rehandle]

[ Sorry, he's literally just trying not to laugh. ]

Basil Hallward || The Picture of Dorian Gray || m/m

[toomuchofmyself]

You should date me if you like being love-bombed by panicky closet-cases.

"I...don't even know what this means." Sure, he can sort of guess but it doesn't seem kind in any case.

[acharmingsmile]

"Say, what sort of things do you have in your closet?" The Professor may think he's handing out free cravats.

Nikolai Lantsov | Grishaverse

[privateernotpirate]

You should date me if you want to be treated like a Queen

[Well, it's true. What do you expect when you're dating a King?]

[moonbunnyusako]

“What if I’m already treated like a princess? Do you have a second reason?”

ASAHINA AOI | DANGANRONPA | f/m

[seamade]

You should date me if you like going to the gym daily or even go to cafes together.

[ And by going to cafes, she means grabbing donuts like who doesn't have a sweet tooth? ]

[code056]

Can't say I've ever been to a gym, but I have trained a lot over the years!

Princess Serenity / Sailor Moon

[moonbunnyusako]

“You should date me if you like lots of cuddles and someone sitting in your lap a lot.”

It is true. She does love cuddles and climbing into laps of those she’s close to and comfortable with.

[dragon_blossom]

Ah. ...my lap's not the most comfortable, but...

[ Maybe Serenity's butt is squishy enough to make up for her scrawny thighs. ]

hiram leeds / the jersey devil ( folklore / original )

[pinebarrens]

You should date me if you're into cryptids.

[ thumbs up! ]

[the_widow]

I seen a big foot, wasn't near as good looking though. Guess it depends on the crytpid.

Cham Fau | Aura Battler Dunbine

[cheerfairy]

You should date me if you wanna date someone cute, loyal, and ten inches tall.

[ If you can read the sign on said ten-inch tall not-fairy while she flies around... ]

Sadie Adler | Red Dead Redemption 2 | M/F

[the_widow]

You should date me if you like people who have a tendency to run into gunfights, low sense of self-preservation, likes men who end up dead. And if you like scars.

You just probably shouldn't date me.

Kurama | YuYu Hakusho | OTA

[demonrose]

You should date me if you like plants.

Well, it isn't wrong.

[blabbing]

I'd say that's underselling it a touch, as a matter of fact.

[ She's teasing. ]

Shuu Fujiwara | Tsurune

[bowfriend]

[You should date me if you like traditional Japanese things.]

...

Shu Itsuki | Ensemble Stars

[oshisan]

[You should date me if you want a partner who's capable of sewing you a whole new wardrobe. Also if you want to be the more normal person in a relationship for a change.]

What vulgar nonsense.

[Naturally, he's trying to tug the sign off.]

Maina Ichii | Oshibudo

[salmonpink]

[You should date me if you want to cause a scandal.]

T-That's not right!

[pushingpanda]

Yeah, I hope it's not! Someone who'd want to cause a scandal sounds like bad news. Someone willing to risk a scandal, though, that's pretty romantic, right?

Reigen Arataka | Mob Psycho 100 | OTA

[psyhustle]

You should date me if you'd like a discount on aura cleansing services ;)

[Is he... advertising?]

[worksucks]

Aura cleansing?

Sounds like a scam.

Nemesis 👾 Nemesis the Warlock - OTA

[archdeviant]

[ The sign is staked into the ground next to an elegant table and chair set, where this cloven-hoofed beastly looking fellow is sipping tea through his neck, reading a The Wasp Factory by Iain Banks with one hand.

The sign itself says "You should date me if you want everything to stop making sense." ]

YOU SHOULD DATE ME IF...

[blabbing]

you're tired of no one believing you about your invisible girlfriend (who totally goes to a different school).

I- [ Hmm. She opens her mouth, then closes it. The rarest of sights. ]

...I'm not sure if that's an insult to me or somebody else. [ AND ANOTHER THING: ] Also, I wouldn't say I'm invisible. That's silly! Normal humans with low spiritual awareness just can't see me.

[ Which, uh, if you can hear and/or see her, that might mean you're in for a strange conversation. ]

[dragon_blossom]

Well, I guess I've got high spiritual awareness.

[ Getting magical powers might help. ]

Hi?

Gilderoy Lockhart | Harry Potter | OTA

[acharmingsmile]

You should date me if...

You're not afraid of VERY handsome men. [ Wink. ]

Barry Allen | DCTV | OTA

[adultflash]

You should date me if you want a guy who would change the timeline for you, makes an excellent breakfast, and expects literally nothing in return.

Hey look, I'm trying not to do the timeline thing anymore, okay? But I do make really good breakfast. And second breakfast. And lunch, and dinner, and dessert...man, now I'm hungry.

[paleandcold]

Trying?

[A plan forms in her head]

But you can do it.