tfln

[mytacism]

go on then

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[troubleyan]

guess now we know why she's called madame du fer

[inachinashop]

nah, vivienne would go for a bunch of quiet instrumental pieces while she pegged your ass into the ground, that way all the intensity comes from her. hell of a mental image though

[troubleyan]

it's disturbing how well it fits, though - wait, have you thought out the pegging playlist of ALL the women we go on missions with?

[inachinashop]

not a WHOLE playlist. it gets harder when you try to figure out specific songs. why, what do you think about when we're in the middle of nowhere with no one to kill?

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[troubleyan]

previously? profound shit like do dragons care that there's a crazy magister on the loose or are they just big flying horses?

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[troubleyan]

but now this is literally all i'll be able to think about

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[troubleyan]

what's your take on cassandra's?

[inachinashop]

not sure about cassandra, either something slow and sweet or no soundtrack at all, she might be the type who just wants to just enjoy the moment

don't stop thinking about dragons just because of me though. you can do both at once


that's what she said. you can do both at once. haha

[troubleyan]

that's my line, bull

[inachinashop]

oh hey sorry, we can go back, you can say it. got excited

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[troubleyan]

you can do both at once? that's what i said

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[troubleyan]

shit, i meant she

[inachinashop]

don't worry about it, this was good that's what she said practice. you'll get it next time

[troubleyan]

[what a kind and patient teacher he is.]

anyway
i think dragons don't care about corypheus, and i envy them that

[inachinashop]

oh yeah they have it made. flying around making noise and setting crap on fire. not that much like big flying horses though, idk if a dragon would let anybody ride it

[troubleyan]

we'd be so cool, though
riding a dragon

[inachinashop]

shit yes it would be awesome. you ever think if like

if we got an egg. just to find out what would happen

[troubleyan]

bull
yes

step one, defeat corypheus & save thedas
step two, raise a dragon from hatching and be badass

we'll be old as hell by the time we can ride it, if we survive, but at least it'll be badass

[inachinashop]

aw crap that's right. still, it would be amazing. maybe stitches' sister would let her son ride a dragon, he's still pretty young. or hey it can be the inquisition's dragon! we can grab one before we kill that asshole and keep it as like. a mascot

[troubleyan]

do you think it would be a bit too similar to the archdemon?

[inachinashop]

nah the archdemon's all gross and blighty, ours would be awesome. you think you'd want a different mascot so he doesn't think we're copying him?

[troubleyan]

we already have a mascot
bog unicorn

a dragon would be more like the inquisition's child

[inachinashop]

ugh can't we swap the bog unicorn out the dragon? the dead horse can be the inquisition's creepy kid instead

i'm so sorry this conversation has gone to so many places it finished a whole map of sidequests

[troubleyan]

i thought you would appreciate another creature with horns, bull, but i guess it's only the horny ones you like
;)

it's all good, a good conversation has range

[inachinashop]

if ANYONE's horny for the dead demon horse I really don't want to know