tfln

[mytacism]

go on then

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[theotherobin]

ok but just for fucking laughing you're now gonna have to imagine me sprawled on my bed naked, hand between my legs.

[ yeah, he's gonna ask. ]

what experience?

[solosection]

I don't mind.

[ There. Very straightforward. Very honest. ]

I've had sex on a piano exactly once. I was drunk and the girl was drunk and the keys of the piano made funny noises when we moved, but as we were getting off the instrument, something happened that made the key lid close. On my dick. It was purple for weeks.

[theotherobin]

yeah i know you don't, that's the point.

[ he groans in pain cause that actually hurts to read. alright. he's going to find some ice and a fucking towel. ]

consequences, i guess.

[solosection]

I learned from my mistake and never repeated it again.

[theotherobin]

yeah well. i'm pretty fucking sure i'm gonna get kicked in the dick at least 25-40 more times in my lifetime, so fuck consequences.

[solosection]

But now you know the secret of the ice pack and can be prepared to deal with it.

How are you doing?

[ He means, how are certain parts of you doing. ]

[theotherobin]

i'm dabbing my dick with ice, how do you think i'm doing?

[solosection]

Are you going to tell me what happened? No is a valid answer. Although a boring one.

[theotherobin]

already told you, didn't i? got kicked in the dick.

[solosection]

Yes. But how?

[theotherobin]

got in a fight.

[solosection]

As you do. [ It's not meant sarcastically. It's just an observation. Jason does, after all. Fighting knuckles, yes? ] What shade of red are we talking now?

[theotherobin]

as i do. you got a problem with that?

[ cause why not ask that when he can? ]

i mean, this shit isn't gonna change like the colors of the wind. it's still just dark maroonish red or whatever the fuck. maybe more red now that i'm freezing the life out it.