tfln

[mytacism]

go on then

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[wisecracking_shot]

Wow, no. I'm not a menace. I'm BEING menaced.

[sacrificialwidow]

What the hell did you do to warrant being menaced by the mob?

[wisecracking_shot]

Crime lord basically trying to kick everyone out of the building. They're good people nat.

[sacrificialwidow]

Why haven't you asked for help, Barton?

[wisecracking_shot]

Well, Cap will disapprove of me getting into the situation, Stark wouldn't answer anyway, Hulk would make it MORE complicated, Thor's off world... List goes on.

[sacrificialwidow]

And then there's me, who is offering you help.

[wisecracking_shot]

Last I'd heard you weren't in the city. If you're willing to break your way INTO a siege, I'll happily have your help. I'll even introduce you to the friends. And my idiot brother.

[sacrificialwidow]

I've done worse things with my time. Is there sewer access?

[wisecracking_shot]

No clue. My emergency exits tend to have more to do with open dumpsters.

[sacrificialwidow]

And then you wonder why I say your life is a dumpster fire?Clint, if I'm thinking of sewer access then your goons are probably thinking about it, too.

Maybe double check that. Make sure it's secured. I have to make a stop to grab a few things but I am coming.

[wisecracking_shot]

Oh come on now. None of the dumpsters I've fallen into have been on fire. Though once there was one that Daredevil was in at the time. Hilarious. Blind talking to the deaf. What a mess.

Nat, these guys aren't that smart. But we've barricaded the basement anyway.