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[mytacism]

go on then

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Erik "String Master " Ivarsson | Ziggy Stardust universe | ota

[rockandroll_swede]

i. I woke up in a sex shop with glitter in my hair surrounded by male sex dolls with horse cocks. Please explain.

ii. we went out for a picnic to experience nature so I stripped all my clothes off and shouted “SEX IS ART” as loud as possible.

iii. I told him he was a tart for dressing up his Barbie doll with a sparkly pink sock with arm and leg holes cut out of it.

iv. we rode in the car and I offered to blow you because you were needing instant stress relief due to you missing your morning drink of tea.

v. FUCK! We stole all the candy in the store because you put your underwear on the wrong way around when you got up.

vi. you told me its kinky to fuck a brother of a friend who is a trashy whore bitch.

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[midnight_devil]

Told Fin want use Norse magic to summon Robert's cock immediately. He drum around circle of sex doll with ---you said Robert cock?-- for minutes then wander away. Not understand drummer all time.

[rockandroll_swede]

Norse magic to summon Robert's cock? But---how would that even work?

I remember saying I wanted Robert's cock but....everything is fuzzy after that. The sex dolls are totally fucking insane!

[midnight_devil]

Not know. You and Fin make up.

Fin buy sex dolls by box. Leave them everywhere.

[rockandroll_swede]

Me and Aarne made the sex dolls up? Blew them up? I don't remember any of this!

Where are all the dolls now?

[midnight_devil]

Not pay attention. Crazy.

Said woke up with dolls?

[rockandroll_swede]

Yeah I did wake up with the dolls around me.

But most of them have gone and I don't know why. Maybe Aarne gave them out to people or they got stolen. I have no idea!

[midnight_devil]

Aarne send in sky. Like see cock fly away.