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[mytacism]

go on then

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Mobius M. Mobius // MCU D+ // OTA

[mmm_strip]

1) According to the office gossip the new variant is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should find a fake wedding ring?

2) I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.

3)
Haha just talked to the guy you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....

4) And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"

5) Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse

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[gloriously_purposed]

I don't think that works if you announce it to me.

And you better not get me a jacket with that on its back.

[mmm_strip]

Bold of you to assume I was talking about you.

I was talking about you.

That message wasn't supposed to be TO you.

[gloriously_purposed]

Yes, well, not the first time you make a life changing mistake, that's for sure.

You still have not clarified this business about the jacket.

[mmm_strip]

As much as I'd like to hear what other life-changing mistakes I've made, in your opinion, I'm more interested in how this one will change my life?

Do I need to get you a jacket? Should I warn the whole office that you're a homewrecking whore?

[gloriously_purposed]

Well, given that you've blown your cover that wedding ring cannot be fake anymore. That sounds quite the life-changing event if you ask me.

The problem here is that the office seems to believe they're aware of this fact. And you are terribly fond of getting me tasteless outfits.

[mmm_strip]

The wedding ring can still be fake, the only thing that changed is that you know it is. Does it hurt my case for you to know that I've got it because of your reputation?

Hmm. Ok. I see your point. So I should just get you something else instead, I guess then? "Office Bicycle"?

[gloriously_purposed]

Exactly, I know it'll be fake. Doesn't work that way. I appreciate a finel craft lie, but that sounds simply pathetic.

....... You think of me as the office bicycle??

[mmm_strip]

You'd rather play a game of cat and mouse and pretend to be seducing me, than know that I want to drag you back to mine and let you bend me like a pretzel?

Well. Rumors come from somewhere, don't they?

[gloriously_purposed]

Oh, no. I rather play a game in which you construct this romantic relationship with someone else just to completely shatter it by taking you back wherever and bending you like a pretzel, yes.

I've not fucked that many people in the TVA, its preposterous.

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[drpalmer]

Aw, I just thought you were coming in for a cuddle.

[mmm_strip]

It was a pretty pathetic cuddle if it was just for your wrist, just saying.

[drpalmer]

That's true. And you seem like the type of person who would cuddle the shit out of someone.

[mmm_strip]

Do I? I've not exactly got much experience in that department.

[drpalmer]

I've got a sense for good cuddles.

[mmm_strip]

Hmm. Giving or receiving?

[drpalmer]

Both? I've been told I'm very good at a snuggle.

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[chosen_1]

He is lucky to still own a throat.

[mmm_strip]

Wow. That's hardcore.

What I want to know, though, is how you managed to do your chokey magic thing at the TVA. That's not supposed to work.

[chosen_1]

Why would this place affect my connection with the Force?

That has nothing to do with magic or sorcery of any kind, the dark arts are the path of the Sith.

[mmm_strip]

Funny you should say that...

So the Force isn't connected to magic? It's science based? Interesting.

[chosen_1]

Why would it be magic? The force connects every living creature in the universe. Everyone knows that.

Now, I demand speaking to your superior.

[mmm_strip]

And what do you think magic is, if not that?

Oh, haven't you already spoken to her? I assumed you'd already been processed and deemed useful to someone? Don't worry, in that case she'll see you soon.

[chosen_1]

Spells and tricks. It has nothing to do with what the Jedi do.

Deemed useful? I am a Commander from the Galactic Republic, I've lead armies to take down the Separatists and you question if I am useful?