THE FIGHT MEME

[memehound]

THE (september) FIGHT MEME



What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):



1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

4: PRIZEFIGHT
There's an audience to watch and a prize at stake that only one of you can walk away with. Best bring your A-game.

5: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've
just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

6: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

7: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

8: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe
you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really
don't want to be.

9: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

10: OBLIGATORY SMUT OPTION
Hate sex is the best. And some people like smut and some do not.

11: AGAINST THE HORDE
It's you and your ally against many. Demons, zombies, whatever. Rip and tear, until it is done.

12: GODMODE
You and your opponent both have world-breaking superpowers, and frankly everyone would be happier if you weren't fighting. You are, though, and it's awesome, even if there might not be much left when you're done.

13: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.


Original here.

Comments

Michael | The Magnus Archives

[corridors]

[Anything goes!]

Ron Anjou | Dragon Raja

[timewarden]

( no 2,3,9 or 12 otherwise I'm game for anything! more info in his journal)

[blkwings]

[Up for anything but 9 and 12.]

[fair_soldier]

[Zack vs Gladio prizefight, maybe?]

Dilandau Albatou | Escaflowne

[diabolical_adonis]

[ Nah to 2, 3, 10, and 12. Anything else is fair game. ]

[fullmetall]

[*emerges from the void after like 2 months of radio silence haha ha hahaha haha I'm so sorry*

Thoughts one 1 or 6? Perhaps combined?]

[diabolical_adonis]

[ I am ALWAYS down for arrogant teen fights. And combo sounds great. Any fight with Dilandau will obviously have some amount of shit-talking beforehand.

For canon mashup: Zaibach is on (tentatively) good political terms with Amestris and Dilandau is part of a regular diplomatic envoy? Like clockwork, has to butt heads with that annoying state alchemist?

Any pref for the fight itself: standard boy mode or boy-in-8m suit of armor? If it's the first, Dilandau will 1000% get his ass handed to him. The second would probably be the same, tbh ... but slower. ]

[fullmetall]

[\o/ arrogant teen fights for the win! That sounds fine for canon matchup...these two have probably interacted a few times by now if that's the case. Standard boy mode for added ~drama~

Want me to write a starter or should you?]

[diabolical_adonis]

[ Sounds good!

I'll throw one together sometime today. ]

Happy to change anything, also full disclosure: my canon knowledge is all from Brotherhood

[diabolical_adonis]

Most people would be happy for a chance to leave the Zaibach Empire's perpetually dark and dreary borders. Dilandau is not "most people" and he resents being assigned to these increasingly frequent diplomatic envoys. Especially since it means leaving his guymelef behind for fear of "sending the wrong message."

Emperor Dornkirk has his vision for the future, and can't ignore the potential threat that Amestris poses. The visit's purpose, as ever, is twofold: solidifying the (tentative) alliance and gathering intelligence, particularly as it pertains to the practice and application of alchemy.

While his strategist counterpart is busy in back-to-back closed-door meetings with Amestrian officials--and, occasionally, the Führer himself--the young commander kills time slouched on a courtyard bench, tossing pebbles at pigeons as they try to forage the cracks between flagstones. Any passing personnel get treated to a barely-disguised stink-eye.

*pretends my schedule didn’t go whack* yo

[fullmetall]

Mustang’s all but kicked Edward out of headquarters, with a ‘the grownups are talking’, and Ed’s pretty pissed. So Zaibach’s higher-ups are all interested in Amestris - that’s not Ed’s problem! He’s not a politician - barf - and never will be. But that doesn’t mean Ed needs to be treated like a kid!

He’s already in a terrible mood when he stomps out of headquarters. Fine, if he’s not wanted he’ll just fuckin’ wait.

Except there’s someone on his bench.

This is the sort of thing Al would give Ed a disappointed look for, all like ‘brother, it’s public property, you can’t claim that bench’. And sure, maybe Ed’s a little bit of an ass sometimes, but he’s not gonna kick some random civilian off of a courtyard bench. He’s not that mean.

So he does his best to ignore the bench thief, even if the bench thief is throwing rocks at the pigeons like some sort of sociopath. And then he sees the bench thief’s uniform.

Mustang would be furious - by which Ed means looking vaguely irritated - if he knew that Ed’s about to possibly put international relations on the line. But Mustang isn’t here.

“Hey, you!” He points an accusing figure at the bench thief. “Stop assaulting those innocent birds!”

No worries~! (〜￣▽￣)〜

[diabolical_adonis]

Dilandau watches the last pigeon join its brethren in the eaves to coo like a scandalized audience who doesn't approve of the show. He waves a gloved hand at the other boy's objection. "Pigeons? They spread disease and cover cities in their shit. Not at all innocent if you ask me."

He bends the arm that was slung across the backrest and rests his head on a fist, then crosses his legs, bobbing an ankle. Maybe he doesn't know the bench is Ed's territory, but the headquarters certainly are and he's more than happy to make himself look obnoxiously comfortable on the alchemist's turf.

Dilandau lifts his chin to peer down the slant of his nose in habitual disdain. "What did you do to get kicked out of the parlay, Elric? Run your idiot mouth?"

The Medicine Seller | Mononoke | OTA

[meds4sale]

(( 1, 3, 5, and/or 7. ))

Regulus Black | Harry Potter | OTA

[royal_venant]

Mystique | X-Men Movies (Original Trilogy)

[scalesandsecrets]

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Ichigo Kurosaki / Bleach

[orange_spikey]

[1, 2, and 3 aren't too likely, open for any of the others.]