midnight textings

[cherrytrees]

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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[petitepistol]

yeah, but at what cost......

[littlehat]

[ Oh, uh...! ]

could it be doing something to us?

[petitepistol]

oh god i hope not
you feel okay???

[littlehat]

I guess so?
I don't know anything about cooking or I'd try...

[petitepistol]

i know a little about it but...

[littlehat]

do you think I should give it a try?

[ Well. At least he could light the fire. But this isn't like working the stove in his grandpa's house. ]

[petitepistol]

definitely! i think you could be pretty good at it

[littlehat]

okay!
maybe I'll do it!
but I won't cook with any frogs
quina might get mad.
what do you like to eat the most?

[petitepistol]

but wouldnt he want to eat-- okay.
uh pasta is good. and its really simple too!

I just want you to know that I'm enjoying this ridiculous conversation, lmao.

[littlehat]

oh! I think I've had that!
what kind of pasta is your favorite?

[ Someone obviously needs to invent macaroni and cheese for this tyke. ]

ME TOO!! so much

[petitepistol]

i'll eat at, but like a lasagna is good, ALWAYS. but there's one i've had with just garlic and butter and soy sauce like, sauce? its SO good

[littlehat]

[ Cue many notes being scribbled. ]

that sounds really simple! maybe I'll try that one first!
how much of each one would you say goes in it?

[petitepistol]

the garlic pasta one? as much pasta as you want, probably a stick of butter, a tablespoon of soy sauce all together

[littlehat]

tablespoon of soy sauce... stick of butter... pasta...

[ What is a tablespoon? Well. He'll guess. The others may or may not get a very sour surprise. ]

we'll be near the markets tomorrow. I can get some pasta then!
thank you for the help. I'll let you know what the others think!
maybe I'll try lasagna next?

[petitepistol]

[Elena also has no idea? this is just a general thing!! she sort of just flubbed it...but Vivi will be okay right??]

good luck! YOU'VE GOT THIS!! i bet it'll be yummy. let me try it when you've perfected it
you def should try lasagna after, its SO good

[littlehat]

[ He's either going to be brilliant, or everyone's going to get stomach aches. Nothing in-between. ]

okay, I'll do my best!
I'm sure Zidane will give me some pointers if I ask him.

[petitepistol]

[the thing with Vivi is he's so precious no one will complain. they'll just suffer]

does he know how to cook?

[littlehat]

some things!
Steiner makes a face, but I don't know why, they usually taste fine to me.
maybe he'll want to learn how to make this, too.

[petitepistol]

are you sure it isn't just rage on his face...?
that's a decent idea

[littlehat]

I guess Steiner does get frustrated a lot.
but I think that's his armor. it doesn't seem pleasant to wear.

[ Oh, Vivi. ]

[petitepistol]

true it's really stinky

[littlehat]

[ He didn't want to say it, but. ]

how does armor even get stinky?

[petitepistol]

a stunning combination of sweat and pee. and tears

[littlehat]

ewwwww how

wait, no, I don't want to know. armor should be cleaned!

[petitepistol]

it should
it should be a royal degree
heeeyyy since you know the royals you could put a little bug in their ear about it

[is this how politics are done]