midnight textings

[cherrytrees]

The Midnight Texting Meme It's the middle of the night and you're trying to catch some z's — or brooding alone in the alleys, as one does — when your phone dings and suddenly a stranger or a friend is texting you. What could they possibly want at this hour? Is it important? Stupid? Are they drunk or maybe just needy? Do they need help hiding a body??? Pick up your phone and find out! Rules: ● Post with your character's name and canon on the subject line, indicate preferences as needed ● Tag others ● Have fun!

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[petitepistol]

i know a little about it but...

[littlehat]

do you think I should give it a try?

[ Well. At least he could light the fire. But this isn't like working the stove in his grandpa's house. ]

[petitepistol]

definitely! i think you could be pretty good at it

[littlehat]

okay!
maybe I'll do it!
but I won't cook with any frogs
quina might get mad.
what do you like to eat the most?

[petitepistol]

but wouldnt he want to eat-- okay.
uh pasta is good. and its really simple too!

I just want you to know that I'm enjoying this ridiculous conversation, lmao.

[littlehat]

oh! I think I've had that!
what kind of pasta is your favorite?

[ Someone obviously needs to invent macaroni and cheese for this tyke. ]

ME TOO!! so much

[petitepistol]

i'll eat at, but like a lasagna is good, ALWAYS. but there's one i've had with just garlic and butter and soy sauce like, sauce? its SO good

[littlehat]

[ Cue many notes being scribbled. ]

that sounds really simple! maybe I'll try that one first!
how much of each one would you say goes in it?

[petitepistol]

the garlic pasta one? as much pasta as you want, probably a stick of butter, a tablespoon of soy sauce all together

[littlehat]

tablespoon of soy sauce... stick of butter... pasta...

[ What is a tablespoon? Well. He'll guess. The others may or may not get a very sour surprise. ]

we'll be near the markets tomorrow. I can get some pasta then!
thank you for the help. I'll let you know what the others think!
maybe I'll try lasagna next?

[petitepistol]

[Elena also has no idea? this is just a general thing!! she sort of just flubbed it...but Vivi will be okay right??]

good luck! YOU'VE GOT THIS!! i bet it'll be yummy. let me try it when you've perfected it
you def should try lasagna after, its SO good

[littlehat]

[ He's either going to be brilliant, or everyone's going to get stomach aches. Nothing in-between. ]

okay, I'll do my best!
I'm sure Zidane will give me some pointers if I ask him.

[petitepistol]

[the thing with Vivi is he's so precious no one will complain. they'll just suffer]

does he know how to cook?

[littlehat]

some things!
Steiner makes a face, but I don't know why, they usually taste fine to me.
maybe he'll want to learn how to make this, too.

[petitepistol]

are you sure it isn't just rage on his face...?
that's a decent idea

[littlehat]

I guess Steiner does get frustrated a lot.
but I think that's his armor. it doesn't seem pleasant to wear.

[ Oh, Vivi. ]

[petitepistol]

true it's really stinky

[littlehat]

[ He didn't want to say it, but. ]

how does armor even get stinky?

[petitepistol]

a stunning combination of sweat and pee. and tears

[littlehat]

ewwwww how

wait, no, I don't want to know. armor should be cleaned!

[petitepistol]

it should
it should be a royal degree
heeeyyy since you know the royals you could put a little bug in their ear about it

[is this how politics are done]

[littlehat]

[ Oh. Hm. Vivi has to pause and think. ]

I guess it might actually get him to do it
but won't he be mad at me for suggesting it?

[ Friends being mad at him: worse than any other opponent he's faced, apparently. ]

[petitepistol]

if its you? never. he'd never be mad. not in a million years. just be tactful

[littlehat]

oh, well, maybe I should offer to wash it for him? or with him?
is that tactful enough?

[petitepistol]

i don't think he'd want to wash it with you it seems....a little
odd.
maybe just uh, spill water on him and say hey, you already got splashed, might as well get the whole thing! that could work