the jail cell meme

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The Jail Cell Meme



You are now trapped in a jail cell. You may or may not know why or how you got inside of it, but you can not get out until you serve your time! You also might be innocent. If you're innocent and confused then it really sucks to be you.

You have company. Their circumstances might be the same or different from your own. But you're stuck together for a while.

What do you guys do?

Comments

Midnight | BNHA

[love_the_smell]

Wang Baixi/Bat-Man | DC Comics

[pangzi]

L3-37 | Star Wars

[droide]

loki | 616 | ota

[meforsaken]

Juno Steel | Penumbra Podcast | OTA

[privateeyeforhire]

kate bishop | marvel

[mauved]

[ a hawkeye in jail? it's more likely than you think! ]

poe dameron — star wars (r!63) — ota

[helluva]

[ ooc; is anyone really surprised? ]

Magneto | Marvel 616 | OTA

[magnusrex]

[Magneto in a jail cell? Not nearly as surprising as Magneto staying in a jail cell.]

sorry not sorry

[mutantdom]

[Charles is equally as unsurprised about their arrest, and although he could have made it so that their arresting officers forgot what the pair of them were being charged for, he wants to make a point. Just because they could decide to walk out of there with minimal effort and a half-baked plan didn't mean that they should.]

And what exactly did you think would happen when you crushed a half-dozen human men under that truck, hm? [Sure, they were anti-mutant extremists, but law enforcement doesn't discriminate in that way. Although they were suspiciously eager to arrest two of the most well-known mutants in the world. Go figure. Still, to make things fair, he wouldn't manipulate anyone into releasing them until his companion breaks down and tears them out of their cell first. Like a sort of competition.]

Do you suspect they've locked us up without knowing who we are?

Gilderoy Lockhart | Harry Potter | OTA

[acharmingsmile]

[Oh dear! Won't anyone think of his hair?]

Jin Ling | Untamed

[young_mistress]

[Can age up to 18, any canon point or AU modern]

Mad Sweeney | American Gods

[forthejoyofit]

[He drunk, you know he's drunk at the very least.]

[bardish]

[ Good news, his current cellmate (or, as Jeff would like to say: roommate!) is a very anxious suburban dad-slash-wizard. ]

Oh shit, oh fuck, dude. How could this happen? I'm a teacher!

[ A teacher who's been arrested for, idk, some petty crime to do with wizard shit probably. ]

Dilandau Albatou | Escaflowne

[diabolical_adonis]

[ POW and/or awaiting military tribunal? Sure. ]

daphne kluger | ocean's 8 | ota

[metball]

[disambiguation]

How did someone glamorous as you get stuck in a place like this?

[ even when trapped in a cell on a tuesday night, holle can't help but be nosy while she waits for robert to bail her out. ]

Katrina Moldoff | Batman: Brave and the Bold

[holypulchritude]

[She's rich. Filthy. As filthy rich as this hideously filthy jail cell, in fact. Certainly money would be enough to get you out and free, yes? But oh no. Not in Gotham. Unless you're an officially sanctioned Bat, it's off to jail with you. And what's worse, they don't even have room service!]

[stretchy_girl]

[Gemini's a spy and assassin for the Brotherhood of Evil, if the jail's full she could get put in with Katrina for our two rich entitled girls to snipe at each other? xD]

jill valentine | resident evil | ota

[torsion]

[ Escapes from Being in Deep Shit. More legal topside against villains or mercenary work and confused identities or things like that are fine! Prefer PvE to PvP! ]

[oldmanfive]

[ ooc; maybe a villains scenarios sort of like what Alex did in RE: Revelations 2? Maybe something that blocks both their abilities? y/n? bueller? ]

Gemini de Mille | DC Comics

[stretchy_girl]

.

[keeponstrolling]

[So you ever like, use your x-ray vision to check out a super hot chick on the street, find out she's got no bones, realise she's a supervillain, follow her into a bar, get a boner, have a bar fight started on you, immediately end said bar fight, but then get framed for some bozo's murder (which isn't really so much a emotional conundrum as it is a financial and legal conundrum) and then use the element of surprise at the total willingness to abandon said false evidence to immediately run away as fast as your little hitman legs can take you before the supervillain can get to slapping you around with her stupendously strong jelly hands? And give as good as you got, sure, but then end up jumping into Gotham River just to make a clean getaway from the crazy lady and get fished out by harbor patrol and recognized with your nine billion other freakin' warrants?]

[Yeah, Tommy really hates his life sometimes. Sometimes he really wonders what his life would be like if he just stuck to Pat's plan of going to college and selling weed to rich kids.]

[So he's sopping wet in a holding cell, miserable, de-trenchcoated and de-shaded, and those asshole cops freaked out and made a huge deal about his gross lookin' eyes and now he feels self-conscious too. What a day. Right now though, he's just lounging in the corner trying to get comfortable while he waits for Nat to spring him. He hears the door at the end screech open, and he jumps to his feet without looking.]

Hey! [Tommy lets out an ear-piercing whistle and snaps his fingers as obnoxiously as possible as footsteps march in.] You boys in blue come back with my cigs yet? How 'bout that donut too? I'm friggin' dyin' here, an'..... Oh. Oh hell no.

Ron Anjou | Dragon Raja

[timewarden]

(well, a series of unfortunate events led him here.)

Re: Ron Anjou | Dragon Raja

[disambiguation]

[ this police station must be pretty busy to have to shuffle around cells around like this? when holle is lead inside - told to wait for someone to bail her out (robert, as usual) - she tries to take initiative.

she bounces over with a big smile, waving. ]

If it helps break the ice: I'm stuck here for breaking-and-entering. [ a pause, and she adds so casually, ] Again.

Revolver Ocelot | Metal Gear Solid

[sonofpatriots]

[ Let's just be honest, he deserves to be here. ]

seto kaiba | yugioh | ota

[neutronblast]

[how the hell did he wind up in here? whatever. he'll buy his way out in a bit, just let him finish bitching at the guard for being a miserably incompetent asshole.]

Albert Wesker / Resident Evil (VG)

[subject_013]

[Face it, this guy deserves to be there. Bring it on.]

jesse pinkman | breaking bad

[reup]

boro | brand new cherry flavor

[boro]

Vaelin Al Sorna || The Raven's Shadow Series || OTA

[the_hope_killer]

[Not looking for smut and this guy is just chilling in the corner, looking like he's dead asleep and easy pickings to see if he has anything worthwhile on his person. ]

Booker | The Old Guard | OTA

[bookerlesigh]

[devilsheel]

[ not quite sure when she was going to see him next, she’d put herself into her work. the research, the paperwork, everything that came with it. she was working herself to the bone, and not at all taking advantage of the wellness benefits. on and off she would send the odd text to him, a brief back and forth. dupont was so close; it was a feeling she had deep in her bones, in the very marrow.

there was too much determination in her to simply let things go; she owed her late partner’s family something. closure, anything.

maybe it’s days later. days and hours. chloe is at her desk, head down, pen scrawling over the lines. the front doors bangs open. a flurry of angry french can be heard. the chaos draws closer and closer until it’s finally within the main room. that’s when she jerks her head up to catch the two officers physically handling someone very familiar—

Booker? ]

Hey! Hey—un moment!

Leonard McCoy - ST:AOS

[1701cmo]

[Innocent.]

Have a cellmate?

[onemoredutyleft]

[Commander Keras shouldn't have been this far across the Neutral Zone. He knew that. No matter what was taken from his ship, the Star Empire would disavow any knowledge of Keras if he was discovered. In civilian clothing and caught up when a brawl broke out in a bar on board the small outpost he'd been trying to get through, he didn't have much choice but to do as he was told and hope no one asked too many questions. It would be a vain hope in the Star Empire, his lack of identification would be glaringly obvious, but on an outpost that seemed more interested in trade than military might? Perhaps he might pass through unchallenged. Which is why he is currently sitting on a bench in the brig, looking rumpled but trying to appear nonthreatening. At least his English is very good.]

I don't suppose you know how long we're expected to sit here? I fear I might miss my transport if they don't hurry.