you're never lonely on farmer's only.

[buckingham]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Comments

[consequentialist]

Oh. Well... Hm. I thought it was already obvious. Someone has to hit the targets when you charge in headfirst like a drunk krogan.

And I could listen to you talk about your model ships for hours... Not like we do much sleeping when we're together anyway.

[nikaios]

Yeah, but I like seeing the great Archangel say it.

I like hearing it even more when your gun's pressed up against me.

[consequentialist]

Oh... I didn't think it would have that same impact over a dating app.

And you'll be hearing it a lot more tonight... While you're polishing my rifle.