you're never lonely on farmer's only.

[buckingham]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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seto kaiba | yugioh | ota

[neutronblast]

SETO KAIBA (18) Richer and cooler than you in almost every way. Duelist by day, dragon by night. Ask me about hostile takeovers and how to brew a proper cup of coffee. Dumb dogs and card puns need not apply. Maybe you shouldn't either.

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elio perlman | call me by your name / find me | ota

[solosection]

ELIO PERLMAN (32) I'm a pianist. Tell me your favorite piece of music. I might just play it to you.

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✓

[counterstep]

So I'm not really into fellas, but you're the first person I've seen that actually put down a real skill that wasn't something grossly sexual.

I used to play sometimes, but I'm pretty rusty these days. You got a favorite song to play? Not for listening, for the actually playing part.

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

[Someone may be trying to troll said small, angry menace. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please.]

Jyn Erso (22) small, angry menace. rebellions are built on hope.

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cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

[Some droid has taken it upon himself to set this up. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please.]

Cassian Andor (26) Collector of jackets. Travels often. Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

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rey || star wars || ota

[see_the_stars]

[ooc; prefer serious replies, please.]

Rey (20) just trying to find where i belong.

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ben solo || star wars || ota

[in_the_grey]

[Someone may or may not be trolling him ... ooc: prefer serious replies, please, unless you're a canonmate.]

Ben Solo (30) gentle. understanding. tall.

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bodhi rook || rogue one || ota

[bravenough]

[Some droid somewhere is most certainly patting his own back over this. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please]

Bodhi Rook (25) I'm the pilot.

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rose tico || star wars || ota

[what_we_love]

[ooc; prefer serious replies, please.]

Rose Tico (24) It may sound cliche, but I love to learn - so tell me something interesting.

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Reko Yabusame | Your Turn to Die | OTA

[musicaldemon]

Reko Yabusame (23) kickass singer-songwriter no creeps 🤘

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james buchanan barnes | mcu

[counterstep]

JAMES BARNES (104) hi. i like books, movies, and exploring every corner of the world. my dream date is going axe throwing, street food for dinner, and taking the last train home for all the great photo ops.

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[fantabulousandwich]

Always preferred my men older. Would you be teaching the axe throwing, or are we just going to chuck them at people stuff?

inosuke hashibira | kimetsu no yaiba | ota

[boarishness]

HASHIBIRA INOSUKE (15) HELL O I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST LET ME POUND YOU INTO DUST YOU MAGGOT

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nathan drake ◆ uncharted ◆ ota

[nonscriptum]

Nathan Drake (35) Love history and hate clowns, which is ironic because I've been told I am one. If a date in an ancient crypt sounds romantic to you we might be the same kind of weird.

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[wittingly]

( Nate gets a nice green swipe from the following account: )

Ian Fowler (31) UC Berkeley - Engineering Dept. This is where I put something about hammering and screwing, you know the drill. They say there's a correlation between puns and dates on here, so I'm 100% nailing it. Wrench.

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( Followed by a message: )

hey so, I know I'm supposed to be hitting on you, but quick question first about the luring total strangers into crypts thing

what's the murder ratio like with that? I like to opt out of anything above a solid 40% just on principal

Keiji Shinogi | Your Turn to Die | OTA

[misterpoliceman]

Keiji Shinogi (27) just your local friendly policeman

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wu liuqi | scissor seven | ota

[amnesihack]

WU LIUQI (21) hey bb have u ever met a barber✂️ with sick ass💪 shredded abs??? would u like to??? 😜️‍🔥😜️‍🔥😜

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[deltastrike]

But just how striated are those abs?

[Curiosity eats at him. Surely they can't be better than his.]

Hana Kang | Invitation of Mystic Messenger | OTA

[sweethana]

Hana Kang (22) Party Coordinator for the RFA. I'm planning to attending school to become a teacher soon as well.

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haru | beastars

[hopticulture]

HARU (18) I'm going to start my first year of university soon, so I'm just looking for people to get to know. I like gardening, and hope to own my own vegetable and flower shop someday. I don't do casual relationships anymore. In fact, I can't really say if I'm actually available or not...

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[nativized]

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Oh, I understand that sort of "it's complicated" relationship status. Or well, I've had similar so I hope yours works out better.

deenah | original

[aljany]

Deenah (20s?) Party girl. Lover of life. Always down for the beach. Magical personality. Tell me what your wildest wishes are.

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Re: deenah | original

[redaccents]

✓

My wildest wishes? Probably to get out of town.

The beach sounds nice.

jill valentine | resident evil | ota

[torsion]

Jill Valentine (35) I like to shoot the shit literally and figuratively. Looking for a guy that won't mind a busy work schedule that I can grab some burgers or hit the gym sometime with.

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[counterstep]

Sounds like a Tuesday for me. You ever go to the range?

Linhardt | FE:3H | ota

[sleepyscholar]

Linhardt (22) Pick a public place and I'll fall asleep with my head on your shoulder. Then we can lie about how we first met.

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Caleb Widogast | Critical Role | OTA

[zemnianjoy]

Caleb Widogast (34) "Boat-burning is like eating a potato chip, you cannot stop at just one" Caleb likes cats, books, paper, ink and magic. Maybe you should swipe right or something, I don't know-- he's super ~cute~ and nerdy. Also he has a nice dick, I'm sure.. even though I've totally never seen it. (this was written by Jester)

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[ Caleb knows nothing about this.. at all ]

Harley Quinn | DCEU | OTA (25+ for anything seriously shippy, plz)

[fantabulousandwich]

Harley Quinn (30) Looking for love in all the wrong places. Was almost a queen once, kinda. Enjoys explosions, Korean food, and getting caught in the rain. Must love dogs.

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Hizashi Yamada (Present Mic) | BNHA | 21+ OTA

[vociferates]

Hizashi Yamada (31) Pro hero Present Mic, English teacher and Host of Put UR Hands Up Radio!! Just looking to have a good time, yo. Metting people's kind of a huge hassle when you're busy! Don't worry though I'll make time for the right person. Into TV, music, good food and good beer, man!

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[fluxing]

serious q tho
do u 👅🍆💦 on first dates??

loki | 616 | ota

[meforsaken]

LOKI OF ASGARD (he/she/they) If I were dating you. Well. Heh. Let's just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore.

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[counterstep]

I only swiped right to ask about the horses. Please explain.

( his old brain can't take this. tigers and now horses. do people actually find dates with this stuff??? )

Gladiolus Thrip | Demons (2009) | OTA

[noseferatu]

Gladiolus Thrip (200+) Vampire. Londoner. Snappy dresser. I've seen a lot. Don't bore me.

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[fantabulousandwich]

Appreciating the style on display, don't get me wrong, and I always love a sexy accent... but got to ask... what's with the nose?

mark grayson | invincible | ota

[superflighty]

MARK GRAYSON (17) Just your completely normal, average guy living a completely normal, average life. Uh. If you're into comics books, that would be pretty cool??

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[hopticulture]

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Though normal average guys don’t usually overemphasize how normal and average they are.

That’s a pretty not normal thing to do.