Fantasy Tropes (and Sex Comedy) Meme, OR; Oglaf The Meme

[aflockofmemegulls]

Fantasy Tropes (and Sex Comedy) Meme, OR; Oglaf The Meme

Sex can be fun, serious, strange, and magical; this meme takes all of that and puts it in one place. Like the comic is draws a great deal of it's inspiration from (Oglaf.com; obviously NSFW!), it can start out 'serious' porn and devolve into sex comedy pretty fast. So put on your robe and wizard hat, and follow the instructions here:

When you post your tag in, list some desires or denials in your post like: [Want to be apprentice in 1, no 6, 7 is fine if you're a tree, 8 if i'm the princess kissing the transformed] and then go crazy. Specify if you're looking for more sex than a laugh, or if you want a good chuckle before you get sexy, or even if you just want to play it straight, no sex at all. Nobody's going to judge you for using these tropes for nonsexy RP. (Well, okay; someone, somewhere is going to judge you. Do it anyway and have some fun.) Then, enjoy some possibly sexy fantasy magical AU funtimes! 

If your partner isn't into your kinks, cope and get over it. Respect their interests and you'll get yours respected. If you really like an idea, post a starter and see who bites. Blank comments won't be deleted, but they might get ignored by people who want to know that you're okay with certain kinks.




1: Sorceress/Apprentice; The typical relationship between mentor and student turns sexy... or does it? There's an element of mastery and control -- and control that can lead to denial -- that's present whenever this relationship, and the apprentice sure as hell the not the one in charge and may in fact be frustrated beyond all measure. Or maybe it's a more loving relationship that's finally given in to the stewing sexual frustration between the more experience and knowledgable mentor and their student. Elements of D/s, and possible dubcon (blackmail, pressure, so on), can be a part of this prompt... as can denial and taunting (so you want a piece of this, apprentice? What are you willing to do to get it? Not good enough!)

2; Fountain of Magically Convenient Change; Whether it's Fountain of Girl, Panda, or Youth, the water you two drank now has unforseen consequence. Usually used for sex-change shenanigans or regaining youth (or both), the fountain of 'whatever you need here' is ideal for providing an impetuous or change for one or both of the characters in question.

3; Grappling With Doubt; Heroes often seek to slay -- or lay -- abstracts and analogies in fantasy fiction. Whether it's getting Winter off so that spring may come (literally) or sucking the cock of inevitabilty, you might be looking to slay a spirit and end up laying one instead. Gods, spirits, and other ephemera are perfect for this prompt, as are quests that involve having to sleep with someone or something for some reaon or another for the hero to progress on their quest.

4; Trial By Fuck; Or, having a fight and just enjoying the bit where it goes all sexy. First one to come loses. Beware of pussy traps. Hatesex, combat that goes sexy places-- this is the prompt for that. While some violence is inherent with this, it doesn't have to be noncon, after all (Red Sonja couldn't marry/sleep with any man who couldn't best her; it was in her interest to lose to the right person, in the sexiest way) but if you want to go there, make sure people know just what sort of fight they're in for.

5; Fresh Horses Brothel; Whether you're signing up for a massage that might have a happy ending or you're ignoring the NO BERSEKERS sign, Brothels are a staple of fantasy sex tropes everywhere. Did you end up at the place run by shapechangers who need a lesson in how sex works, or did the slithery fucktopus come out to give you a good time? Paying for sex is a kink unto itself, so enjoy.

6; Week of Fools; Carnivals are good standbys in fantasy worlds; they give you a reason to get together, and of course, to be silly and screw. Maybe it's a religious festival, or maybe you're just coming to the weekly Sermon of the God of Fucking. Who cares? A good festival has a way of getting people in the mood to get naked and screw. They may not even care about getting alone. Public scenes, both silly and serious, are covered here, as are religious sex-rites to create a prophet or simply screwing around at the local festival are both under this prompt.

7; Forced Marriage; You've been married! Hopefully it's not to a pig, bear, or a corpse, but face it. Fantasy sex is filled with forced marriages to things both strange and no so strange. Did the Vizer arrange to marry the nubile princess to gain control of the kingdom AND bang the hottie? Or did your crazy king father marry you off to a fox of a more literal persuasion? What are you going to do about your box-headed faerie wife?

8; A witch turned me into a [blank]!; Whether it's kissing frogs or sluts, transformation is a huge thing in fantasy, and in fantasy sex. Will your lover go through a round of shapes and you have to hold on to break the curse? Or is the curse transferable by kiss if you're not the right person? Hope you like froglegs and flies, 'princess'.

9; Who is that masked man?; This isn't about sex, so much as it is about foreplay and denial - the dashing hero who never puts out, but the foreplay and seduction are always there. The masked hero can't actually fuck anybody (or can they?) because of a secret (they're really a prince, a woman, wanted for some trumped up crime, whatever) AND because breaking the sexual tension ruins the story for most people. So in this prompt, you get sexual denial, teasing, and a lot of dirty talk... but no pay off. Hope you like blue balls.

10; The Dwarves Made It; Need a sword that has a cock that'll fuck your wife while you're away? How about a magic ring that doubles as a cock ring? Beware of gifts of dwarven (or any other) make, they often have unknown side affects... Oh, that girdle of sex change? It's not coming off until you get off. This is for magical relics, artifacts and other toy-based play.

11; I desire a night of love!; Witchwomen and monsters get lonely like anybody else, or maybe that douche sent you to wake the Spirit of Spring with your love and you found our she was actually a bear. Either way, a hideous (or not so hideous) witch or wizard may want a night of love before they reveal the location of the magic stone, or maybe the Dark Knight wants his dick sucked before you can get past him on your journey. Some level of coercion, loneliness, and often monstrous lovers... they all fall under this prompt.

12: Rigor Mortis; Is it really a stiffy if it's on a stiff? Queue up Voltaire's 'Zombie Protitute' (google it) and enjoy your undead fantasy. Whether it's sparkling alabaster vampires who have remained virgins for hundreds of years until YOU came along and tempted them, or haunting spirits who need be laid to rest -- pun totally intended -- the undead and other more horror-oriented tropes for fantasy and fantasy sex can be found here. Does a ghost need to know love to move on? Does the vampire overlord demand a virgin sacrifice from the townsfolk every year to become one of his undead brides? Or are you just a Warm Bodies fangirl?

13; Faerie and Sex Tourism; Faerie and traveling to other worlds filled with cultures even more far removed than the standard, Europeean-based fantasy fare is pretty wild! Whether it's harem fantasies straight from the Arbian Nights or being drawn into the world of Faerie where time slows and everything is more fantastic than the mortal realm could ever know. You're giving up turnips to enjoy beautiful people and pleasure forever - it's worth it, right? Who cares about turnips. So if you want travel and exotic locations and cultures to feature into your fantasy, here's a prompt for you.

14; It's freakin' magic!; We cannot possibly list everything else sexy in fantasy; magic of all flavors, oiled down succubi, elven ambassadors, poisonous plots, and more. This is your catch all. Go nuts. 

Comments

10 - OPEN - NSFW Hilarity (smut optional)

[corpseknight]

You receive loot: [Giant Titansteel Dildo].

"... ... Really?"

Lark frowned uncertainly at his new acquisition. "I probably can't even runeforge this."

Raiding the hidden hooker wing of Ulduar was probably not one of the better ideas he'd had, in retrospect.

I don't know if this is a game mechanic in warcraft but GIANT TITANSTEEL sounds heavy.

[smilederek]

"It's encumbered you."

Derek observed, dispassionately, "You're going to have to drop a bunch of stuff if you want to keep it."

Grantaire | Les Mis

[pickthebottleup]

[open to all canons and genders! Probably heavier on the comedy than the hotness because lol my preferences, but I can go either way!]

Re: Grantaire | Les Mis

[wealldosillythings]

[Rolled a five, not sure who is propositioning who...]

5

[pickthebottleup]

[Ahaha this is kind of perfect! I could do drunk, inept prostitute!grantaire if you were up for it? He could totes pretend to be Sherlock for you, Molly.]

Re: 5

[wealldosillythings]

[Sure! But you might have to ply her with alcohol too to get her to stop blushing at that last bit! SEDUCE AWAY, SIR]

Er, I'm sorry, I must have got the wrong address... [No, Molly, the address is perfectly correct. You're just beginning to have second thoughts about coming here.]

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf

[smilederek]

[open to cross canon and both genders, but I'd like any shenannigans to stop short of actual smut with this dude please (the problem with a nigh entirely underage cast of co-stars).]

Xzar | Baldurs Gate

[stoptouchingme]

[open to all again! And again, love comedy, can go either way with smut!]

Lizard of Guilt | Oglaf

[shameonyou]

[ how can I not whip this one out? here to interrupt your sex and whatever else by reminding you of that one time in band camp and your great mee-maw mimsi. ]

Hot sex interruption thread?

[pickthebottleup]

[Okay, okay, so this is finally happening. He's found a stable wench, they're both only somewhat drunk (not too drunk, not so drunk that he's not just going to be able to get it up), she's blonde, kind of butch, probably stronger than he is, and this? Yeah, this is definitely happening. The sex is going to be had. There's hay everywhere, they're both lying down, he knows how it happens.]

with pleasure

[shameonyou]

[ and here it is, that terrible voice of doubt, creeping into the air. what do you mean you never had it before? maybe you've just been too drunk. ]

Fiiiilthy. This is someone's daughter and you're going to fuck her in this hay like a filthy, filthy goatman.

Horses eat this hay. They're going to feed this to the horses tomorrow.

[pickthebottleup]

Are not too filthy goatmen deserving of affection? [Grantaire mumbles, absently trying to reassure himself as he fumbles with her blouse.] Do not all daughters come from daughters defiled?

[The beefy blonde npc gives him a disapproving look.]

What are you talking about? If that's meant to be talking dirty it's not working.

Greir | Oglaf

[sapphercenary]

[...Yeah okay. Greir is a lesbian sword for hire that hates fun, let's go.]

england (arthur kirkland) † hetalia † ota

[unionjackass]

[open to all genders/canons/tropes. bring on the shenanigans. aka i am good for comedy, sex, sexy comedy. comedic sex? possibly sexy comedians even.]

loki | mcu

[sorcerous]

[ I love all of this. Bring it on. ]

rolled a 7 laughing for ever

[blackdogstar]

I don't really know what you did to convince my parents that 1- you are a pureblood wizard from a powerful family, 2- that I need to get married at all or 3- why on earth I need to marry you specifically. Not so confused on how you convinced them to take me away to wherever the bloody hell this is.

I'm strangely okay with being the one in the dress, though.

[Fuck you he looks fabulous]

[sorcerous]

The magic of a silver tongue, my sweet.

[ Oh, but doesn't he just look the part of a pure-blood? And how difficult is it, truly, to forge those certificates? Their little magic lights and tricks can't touch the quiet, old iron that comes from Loki's sorcery. He has been alive longer than their magic has been codified! The nerve of them thinking they could test him.

Nonetheless, he can use them. He can use them well, and Sirius is his best route in.

The only problem with this, of course, is that sometimes he truly reminds Loki of his brother. ]

Do we take our marriage bed, now? [ This said with a soft sigh. ]

Rolled a 6!

[stormbrewed]

[It was Frigga who normally attended the Vanaheim Festival of Magic every year, it was her home realm and she ever enjoyed it. For the first time in a thousand years the diplomatic appearance would be made by her sons instead however, as she was occupied with a matter of politics in Asgard with the elves whom Odin had presently no patience with. Not, Thor thought, that Odin ever had much patience. Such comments were kept to himself on this matter and while he was neither much looking forward to the festival nor dreading it either, Thor could only but guess at Loki's mood over their required attendance.

Frigga and Loki were well known for their magic but not so the Thunderer, and Thor was quite sure he would be delighted with sights he could never hope to duplicate nor possibly see again. This meant the often brooding Odinson was actually in a good mood. The two brothers had arrived on great horses of the Aesir, by their mounts and clothes and presence any Vanir would recognize them immediately.]

Mother said we need not make presence at court, our presence here will suffice.

[Thor informed Loki as they stabled their horses and began a short walk through the festival gates. He clapped his brother on the back.]

Where shall we begin our day? The Waters of Foresight? The Magic Rings of Wisdom? I understand there is a Brew Tent with meads from across this realm. My mouth does parch for refreshment.

[sorcerous]

[ And Loki looks upon the celebrations in something akin to despair. He would rather make his presence at court. At least there he could find something interesting to do. Alas, their Mother knows well that Loki's version of interesting is no one's version of diplomatic...

He goes momentarily still at the clap on his back, tongue twisting in his mouth as he considers a mild sort of retaliation. Dismisses the thought. ]

And I'm sure your belly parches for warmth, and your head for intoxicated foolishness.



[ ooc: There are so many options!!! I feel like they could both get drugged with the Waters of Unending Passion or something, or they could split up (Thor going to the beer, Loki going elsewhere) and Thor could find Loki later in the middle of a public sex scene that Loki did not intend Thor to find, or they could get randomly selected as King and Queen of the festival.

Or SOMETHING ELSE. I like this meme a little too much, I think. I would love any of those options. What are your thoughts. ]

3 because I WANT IT fuck rng. spirit of insanity!Charles?

[asyluminmymind]

Loki has been flirting with madness for a long time. Loki slips often enough in and out of the shadows, and madness waits for him there, with a snarl or a grin, with fluttering hands and endless, hungry eyes.

Madness slides an arm around Loki's waist, skin rasping like scales against his armor, and for a moment he has too many fingers.

"Been waiting for you, my rare lobster, my dear Ulysses. " The endearments of madness rarely make sense to anyone, but his voice is smooth and sweet.

[sorcerous]

Flirting truly with madness, with the persona of it. Loki has found that the farther he steps from what his mind once was, the broader his powers have become. He now knows how to see past the veil of life to the astral planes, the lands of death. He can summon vaster power than he could have dreamed, because now he dreams more. There are none who can bypass his eye, because he never blinks.

Madness. What a lover he would make. How Loki could lose himself, and grow greater than ever.

"I'm ready," he says, "to give you all of me."

[beworthy]

That is my bargain to you, my brother.

[ He smiles benevolently and strokes Loki where he has been chained at his knee, still muzzled, fingers gentle in the dark strands of his hair. In the other hand, a shining golden collar, carved with runes which, he thinks, even Loki will not know; he was assured that the enchantment was quite potent and quite unbreakable, at least until the collar comes off. ]

One night in my bed. And there shall be no chains or gag: only you must wear this collar, that you will not think to use spells or tricks against me, and thus escape until dawn.

[ His smile broadens, arrogant. ] If you want to escape at dawn, that is.


((ooc: Ok so I rolled 11 and then I wanted to combine it with 10, like basically this is post-Avengers and Thor offers to let Loki free if he sleeps with him for a night? And doesn't tell him that the spell on the collar is an intense aphrodisiac, which doesn't fade unless it's taken off? Let me know if that works for you. C8))

[sorcerous]

[ He does not want it. Or, rather, he wants it, and does not want to want it.

What did he dream of, in the dark? Where did his thoughts turn, when the Chitauri left him on cold rock and lashed him with tendrils of terrible pain? -- It was always Thor. Thor, and the light, were indistinguishable in the worst of those days. If he stays too close to this light, he will burn.

But --

Burns can be healed, in time. Best to be so close only briefly, and then run, then to stay at arms' length forever.

He twitches away from Thor's hand. Summons all the poison he can to his eyes, and all the dignity he can to the arch of his neck. He should be King.

He nods, once. Agreement. ]

Portugal | Axis Powers Hetalia | OTA

[sheshipsit]

Tarvek Sturmvoraus | Girl Genius | OTA

[ninemechanicalmuses]

(ooc: This is all beautiful and hilarious let's do this.)