Fantasy Tropes (and Sex Comedy) Meme, OR; Oglaf The Meme

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Fantasy Tropes (and Sex Comedy) Meme, OR; Oglaf The Meme

Sex can be fun, serious, strange, and magical; this meme takes all of that and puts it in one place. Like the comic is draws a great deal of it's inspiration from (Oglaf.com; obviously NSFW!), it can start out 'serious' porn and devolve into sex comedy pretty fast. So put on your robe and wizard hat, and follow the instructions here:

When you post your tag in, list some desires or denials in your post like: [Want to be apprentice in 1, no 6, 7 is fine if you're a tree, 8 if i'm the princess kissing the transformed] and then go crazy. Specify if you're looking for more sex than a laugh, or if you want a good chuckle before you get sexy, or even if you just want to play it straight, no sex at all. Nobody's going to judge you for using these tropes for nonsexy RP. (Well, okay; someone, somewhere is going to judge you. Do it anyway and have some fun.) Then, enjoy some possibly sexy fantasy magical AU funtimes! 

If your partner isn't into your kinks, cope and get over it. Respect their interests and you'll get yours respected. If you really like an idea, post a starter and see who bites. Blank comments won't be deleted, but they might get ignored by people who want to know that you're okay with certain kinks.




1: Sorceress/Apprentice; The typical relationship between mentor and student turns sexy... or does it? There's an element of mastery and control -- and control that can lead to denial -- that's present whenever this relationship, and the apprentice sure as hell the not the one in charge and may in fact be frustrated beyond all measure. Or maybe it's a more loving relationship that's finally given in to the stewing sexual frustration between the more experience and knowledgable mentor and their student. Elements of D/s, and possible dubcon (blackmail, pressure, so on), can be a part of this prompt... as can denial and taunting (so you want a piece of this, apprentice? What are you willing to do to get it? Not good enough!)

2; Fountain of Magically Convenient Change; Whether it's Fountain of Girl, Panda, or Youth, the water you two drank now has unforseen consequence. Usually used for sex-change shenanigans or regaining youth (or both), the fountain of 'whatever you need here' is ideal for providing an impetuous or change for one or both of the characters in question.

3; Grappling With Doubt; Heroes often seek to slay -- or lay -- abstracts and analogies in fantasy fiction. Whether it's getting Winter off so that spring may come (literally) or sucking the cock of inevitabilty, you might be looking to slay a spirit and end up laying one instead. Gods, spirits, and other ephemera are perfect for this prompt, as are quests that involve having to sleep with someone or something for some reaon or another for the hero to progress on their quest.

4; Trial By Fuck; Or, having a fight and just enjoying the bit where it goes all sexy. First one to come loses. Beware of pussy traps. Hatesex, combat that goes sexy places-- this is the prompt for that. While some violence is inherent with this, it doesn't have to be noncon, after all (Red Sonja couldn't marry/sleep with any man who couldn't best her; it was in her interest to lose to the right person, in the sexiest way) but if you want to go there, make sure people know just what sort of fight they're in for.

5; Fresh Horses Brothel; Whether you're signing up for a massage that might have a happy ending or you're ignoring the NO BERSEKERS sign, Brothels are a staple of fantasy sex tropes everywhere. Did you end up at the place run by shapechangers who need a lesson in how sex works, or did the slithery fucktopus come out to give you a good time? Paying for sex is a kink unto itself, so enjoy.

6; Week of Fools; Carnivals are good standbys in fantasy worlds; they give you a reason to get together, and of course, to be silly and screw. Maybe it's a religious festival, or maybe you're just coming to the weekly Sermon of the God of Fucking. Who cares? A good festival has a way of getting people in the mood to get naked and screw. They may not even care about getting alone. Public scenes, both silly and serious, are covered here, as are religious sex-rites to create a prophet or simply screwing around at the local festival are both under this prompt.

7; Forced Marriage; You've been married! Hopefully it's not to a pig, bear, or a corpse, but face it. Fantasy sex is filled with forced marriages to things both strange and no so strange. Did the Vizer arrange to marry the nubile princess to gain control of the kingdom AND bang the hottie? Or did your crazy king father marry you off to a fox of a more literal persuasion? What are you going to do about your box-headed faerie wife?

8; A witch turned me into a [blank]!; Whether it's kissing frogs or sluts, transformation is a huge thing in fantasy, and in fantasy sex. Will your lover go through a round of shapes and you have to hold on to break the curse? Or is the curse transferable by kiss if you're not the right person? Hope you like froglegs and flies, 'princess'.

9; Who is that masked man?; This isn't about sex, so much as it is about foreplay and denial - the dashing hero who never puts out, but the foreplay and seduction are always there. The masked hero can't actually fuck anybody (or can they?) because of a secret (they're really a prince, a woman, wanted for some trumped up crime, whatever) AND because breaking the sexual tension ruins the story for most people. So in this prompt, you get sexual denial, teasing, and a lot of dirty talk... but no pay off. Hope you like blue balls.

10; The Dwarves Made It; Need a sword that has a cock that'll fuck your wife while you're away? How about a magic ring that doubles as a cock ring? Beware of gifts of dwarven (or any other) make, they often have unknown side affects... Oh, that girdle of sex change? It's not coming off until you get off. This is for magical relics, artifacts and other toy-based play.

11; I desire a night of love!; Witchwomen and monsters get lonely like anybody else, or maybe that douche sent you to wake the Spirit of Spring with your love and you found our she was actually a bear. Either way, a hideous (or not so hideous) witch or wizard may want a night of love before they reveal the location of the magic stone, or maybe the Dark Knight wants his dick sucked before you can get past him on your journey. Some level of coercion, loneliness, and often monstrous lovers... they all fall under this prompt.

12: Rigor Mortis; Is it really a stiffy if it's on a stiff? Queue up Voltaire's 'Zombie Protitute' (google it) and enjoy your undead fantasy. Whether it's sparkling alabaster vampires who have remained virgins for hundreds of years until YOU came along and tempted them, or haunting spirits who need be laid to rest -- pun totally intended -- the undead and other more horror-oriented tropes for fantasy and fantasy sex can be found here. Does a ghost need to know love to move on? Does the vampire overlord demand a virgin sacrifice from the townsfolk every year to become one of his undead brides? Or are you just a Warm Bodies fangirl?

13; Faerie and Sex Tourism; Faerie and traveling to other worlds filled with cultures even more far removed than the standard, Europeean-based fantasy fare is pretty wild! Whether it's harem fantasies straight from the Arbian Nights or being drawn into the world of Faerie where time slows and everything is more fantastic than the mortal realm could ever know. You're giving up turnips to enjoy beautiful people and pleasure forever - it's worth it, right? Who cares about turnips. So if you want travel and exotic locations and cultures to feature into your fantasy, here's a prompt for you.

14; It's freakin' magic!; We cannot possibly list everything else sexy in fantasy; magic of all flavors, oiled down succubi, elven ambassadors, poisonous plots, and more. This is your catch all. Go nuts.