what's your type?

[hellboi]

i have a type: the meme

How to play:

• Post with your character.
• Describe their preferences for a romantic partner or just a person they wanna bang/smooch in a generalized way.
  
• This is shown to EVERYBODY.
  
• Reply to those comments indulging, teasing, mocking, being scandalized or so on.
  
• Or you can just go the lazy route, like certain songs.

Comments

[cleptes]

Maybe not all, but I know for a fact that my butt is incredible.

[Just try to say otherwise.]

[the_amazing]

I don't think there's any response I can give that won't get me in trouble.

[cleptes]

Well, I'm in a good mood so I promise you won't get into trouble.

...Unless you want to be.

[the_amazing]

You look very nice.

[That should be safe enough, right?]

[cleptes]

Thank you. [ It's safe! ] You look pretty good yourself.

[the_amazing]

Not bad for a guy with a humiliating sign of his weaknesses next to him.

[cleptes]

Hardly humiliating when it brings along the likes of me.

[the_amazing]

I suppose that's the silver lining here.

And you do have a nice butt.

[cleptes]

Yours is nice to look at also.

[As she chooses that moment to look.]

But maybe I'm too bad for you.

[the_amazing]

[He's so awkward around compliments, and he stutters a bit before replying.]

According to the all-knowing sign, I apparently like to fix bad people.

[cleptes]

And how would you go about fixing me, Peter?

[the_amazing]

A passionate, heartfelt speech about how stealing is wrong?

[cleptes]

Oh, sweetie, I don't think that will work. But you're welcome to try.

[the_amazing]

I am also not above bribery and pleading. Whatever works.

[cleptes]

That depends on what you plan to bribe me with.

[the_amazing]

Companionship? A feeling of community?

...Cookies?

[cleptes]

Peter Parker, are you going to bake me cookies?

[the_amazing]

God forbid. That would be a disaster the likes of which we've never seen.

But I do know this place in Midtown that's open all night, and they warm the cookies up before you buy them. Things are the size of your face. It's heaven.

[cleptes]

Then I might have to see these cookies for myself. If they are the 'size of your face' as you claim.

It doesn't mean I'm swayed to your side.

[Yet.]

[the_amazing]

If you have never had their Double Fudge Marshmallow, you have not experienced the world, lady. It's like eating a cloud. A cloud made of double fudge.

You may not think you're swayed, but I'm already in your head. Planting thoughts about delicious cookies that sound way better than stealing stuff. I'm good like that.

[cleptes]

Oh, now that sounds heavenly.

You've got a way with words, yeah. Words that make me think about stealing those delicious cookies.

[the_amazing]

So close! But I don't give up that easily. We just gotta workshop this out.

Or else I can wear you down through years of wheedling you about your choices.

[cleptes]

Sounds boring.

[ She doesn't do workshops. ]

You're really determined, aren't you? Willing to spend years trying to make me not steal anymore. It's sweet, but do you think it'll be worth it in the long run?

[the_amazing]

Always worth it. I know most people are good, and some just need a little practice to make it show on the outside.

[cleptes]

No wonder you're a bloody hero. You shouldn't let it consume you, trying to make someone better.

I'd require a lot of practice.