what's your type?

[hellboi]

i have a type: the meme

How to play:

• Post with your character.
• Describe their preferences for a romantic partner or just a person they wanna bang/smooch in a generalized way.
  
• This is shown to EVERYBODY.
  
• Reply to those comments indulging, teasing, mocking, being scandalized or so on.
  
• Or you can just go the lazy route, like certain songs.

Comments

kunimi akira | hq!!

[kunimeh]

[Unattainable people, mostly out of his league or obsessed with someone else

Wow, fuck you too, sign.]

shirabu kenjiro | hq!!

[selfefface]

[Tall, dark and handsome guys of few words.

It's literally just the one, but Shirabu's staying grumpily quiet about the whole thing.]

[inmyfavor]

heh Is that so? I should be really flattered in that case.

Margo Hanson | The Magicians

[ibiza]

[ someone with the capability to think, someone with a smart mouth, someone with a talent for flirting, someone who isn't afraid to misbehave from time to time, and good looks don't necessarily hurt, either. ]

Barry Allen | DCTV | OTA

[adultflash]

[People who try to play it cool.]

Wow you really went there with that pun, huh?

[snowandfrost]

Aw, Barry, does this mean you've got no chill?

Eda | Black Lagoon

[17l]

[Eda is much like the song above, she doesn't really have a 'type' that is easily pinned down. Just be attractive to her, dtf, and can put with her rampant bullshit.

Maybe rampant assholes are somewhat of a constant but birds of a feather, etc, etc.]

Well... ok then.

[She did not expect to be put on blast like that.]

Zakariya Hadra | Drowned God | OTA

[eighth_incarnation]

[Emotionally abusive people I try to fix.

...he doesn't even protest it, he just sighs, bowing his head in rosy-cheeked shame.] Yeah. Something like that.

Aramat Drawdes | Alabaster

[madame_nerium]

[With men, it's either cultured mannered gentlemen™ or total and complete fuckboys. Sometimes it's both at the same time.

With women, she's not that picky. Just be clean, of age, and willing to smooch her back.]

That's rather rude... no one just tells a person what they favor like that...

Isolde, Lilith, Rosalie | OC

[puppet_mistressofhell]

[Victims, we mean eager people that are willing to let her show them a new perspective on life.

On the other hand, she does enjoy people with an exceptional force of will to stand up to her.]

I mean I can't deny it.

Oscar | Lupin The 3rd

[riveres]

[Ideally: Older, responsible, noble (or at very least gives off the idea of the former two in public), daddy types are his actual kryptonite.

With women, it's kind of an open ball game. It does help if you are striking-looking with a keen interest in guiding him on... certain matters.

Also, both must be willing to beat/fuck the sad out of him on occasion.

Realistically: People that don't really mind being obsessed over/pined over/insulted by an actual coward too batshit to tell people about his real feelings.]

I'm trying to get rid of it, but I'm afraid of what it might turn into.

Rei Q | Rebuild of Evangelion

[orderedto]

[Sign reads: "Socially awkward boys."]

Excuse me. What is a "type"?

[missionarei]

[Hi me. This Rei's sign reads "Girls with whips."]

A category of people you find emotionally or physically attractive.

Albert Wesker / Resident Evil series

[subject_013]

[Petite, charming, intelligent redheaded ladies.]

It's best to know what you want and to be forthright about it. It saves time and avoids awkward conversations.

annette fantine dominic ( fire emblem three houses )

[domunique]

[ Sign reads: Goes on a scale from edgy boys with a heart of gold to brooding green-haired individuals.

Annette... doesn't know how to feel being called out like this. She's just looking at the sign in shock. Where did this even come from? ]

[sandsome]

Oh hohoho. Sounds like someone has a certain someone else in mind. Maybe two someone elses...mm?

loki | 616 | ota

[meforsaken]

[People who can and will kick his ass.
People who like all of her forms.
People who aren't already their ex.
Fellow goths.]

Cherry Blossom (Sakurayashiki Kaoru) | SK∞ | OTA

[kanzan]

[ PEOPLE WHO ARE BAD FOR ME ]

[...Excuse you, sign. Kaoru has a brush at the ready, prepared to black all of that out.]

[kunimeh]

They're not pulling any punches this time, huh.

[Kunimi's sign kinda sucks too.]

Carter Ghazikhanian| Marvel 616 (adult au) | OTA

[extrasensory_problems]

[ Women who can kick my ass and men who make me laugh.]

Urm. Okay yeah, true.

[kyley_b]

Oh REALLY?

Abigail Roberts | Red Dead Redemption |

[hardwoman]

[ Stubborn, blowhard idiots who might have done terrible things because of how of the position life put them in but they are decent people at the heart of who they are all things considered. Good men in ruthless times. Also, she's illiterate so she has no idea what this says so don't tell her. ]

Seems like an awful lot of words, best be saying I am a woman of discriminating taste. But somehow I get the feelin otherwise.

[americanvenom]

It says you like reckless dopes who try to do the right thing, in so many words.

I don't know anyone like that.

Selina Kyle/Catwoman | Burtonverse Batman

[pussywhipping]

[ Nocturnal, complicated, multitasking, flexible morally and physically. Pretty blue eyes a plus. ]


Could be worse I suppose, and nothing untrue really.

Little Plum | FFXIV non-WoL oc | ota 20+ for shipping, ota for gen!

[pixieplum]

Ah...Tall, with a beautifully warm smile that only I ever got to truly see; he was so shy, it was adorable. And his pointed ears were so sweet...Not that the pointed ears are necessary for a good husband, mind you.

I miss him every day, though.

Nero | Devil May Cry 5

[style_bringer]

[ Cinnamon Rolls ]

. . .

[Right as he was about to bite into one.]

[devilwillcry]

Eh? Share!

Anna Morasca | CSI:NY (OC) | M/F

[itswhoyouare]

[Type 1: Intelligent, a little grumpy, and sarcastic. Typically an emotional porcupine like herself with a traumatic past or emotional baggage that convinces him he doesn't deserve to be loved. Basically a male version of her.

Type 2: Cinnamon Roll™. Pure-hearted, too good for this world. Usually needs protecting and isn't afraid of emotional baggage.]

Okay, y'know what?

...fuck you, sign.

Rei Ayanami | Evangelion: Campus Apocalypse

[missionarei]

[Girls with whips]

This seems prone to misinterpretation.

Nero tol Scaeva | FFXIV

[nerological]

[-Brilliant, stubborn, authoritative men.
-Must like robots
-Degree in engineering
-Height is not a factor]

[He's been trying to ditch this sign for the past five minutes. It's, predictably, not going very well]

Piss off, damn you.

Zoey Fairchilde | OC

[unlaw]

[Red hair, huge tits, horny on main.]

...Yeah, alright, I'm not hard to please.

[theposestriker]

Nothing wrong with having simple, if kiiinda pervy, tastes.

Artan Stillman | OC

[failsatocean]

[- Warped sense of humor
- Can put up with being spoiled and picked on
- Can follow his non-linear thinking
- Can kick his ass
- Bad movies, greasy food, and stupid clothes are a necessity]

It forgot the part where I'm a catch and I've been caught.

[another bullet point shows up:
- Attracted to everyone his girlfriend introduces him to]

WOULD YOU PLEASE.

[prettylittlebunny]

Wow, so now it's my fault that you have bad enough taste to be attracted to everybody I know?

I see how it is.

Spider-Man/Peter Parker | Marvel 616

[the_amazing]

[Redheads.
Someone he can "fix."
Antiheroes.
Someone to match wits with.
Someone with a nice butt.]

Wow, is this really necessary?

[cleptes]

Should I dye my hair red or-?