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{~LAST FRIDAY NIGHT MEME~}

HELLO

Hey! Listen! Hey! Wake up! No. Do not drool on my shirt. I have enough bodily fluids on it, thanks. Come on! Wake up! Do no make me get Danny's boots and make you smell them. Or do you want me to bring in Reid and have him recite algebra equations this early in the morning? Whoot, there we go.

Easy there, Indiana Jones, you're covered in glitter and confetti.

How are you? I lost you in the crowd last night, buddy. Hope you enjoyed the party anyways, it was wild. I'm pretty sure Barbie and my DJ were the ones who put those pink flamingos in my pool and, wow, my carpet is never going to be the same aga-- What's that? You don't remember anything from last night?

Well, that's what happens when you do a jello shot contest on a mechanical bull set on high before running off for somewhere. I'm sure we can figure out what happened to you last night. Let me think about this. You dust the glitter off your hair for the mean time.

RULES

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SCENARIOS

1. There's a stranger(?) in my bed (A WILD FLING APPEARS) -- Whoa! Uhh... Maybe the person sleeping besides you can help you remember what went on last night. Do you even know them? Go check and see if they're alive. I'll be out of the room for this one. Luck!

2. There's a pounding in my head ("Captain America, Thor and Iron Man are tap dancing on my skull.") -- You're hungover. I can tell since you smell like a bloody mini bar. Go get coffee in the kitchen to help with that. Let's hope there's no one will be dumb enough to make a ruckus at this hour. Most likely someone will. Sorry.

3. There's a hickie or a bruise (Hate makeouts are the best... Maybe.) -- I think I remember seeing you last night making out with that rival of yours. Or trying to tear each others' faces off with your mouths. I couldn't tell the difference. Why not go to them and see if they can shed light on what happened? Just don't kill each other in my house, please.

4. We went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark (Naked People Are Funny) -- You got on this bet with Delight, you see, she said you weren't brave enough to go to the park naked and you sure proved her wrong! You only have glitter and confetti on you. Hahahaha... No, I don't know where your clothes are. Excuse me, I gotta put out a fire. Good luck searching for them!

5. Don't know what to tell my boss (You're late! You're late!) -- I don't think last night's events should be your biggest worries. Aren't you supposed to meet up with someone today for work? How about a date? Either way, you're going to be late if you don't get going! I'm sure they'll understand you looking like that if you explain it to them. Maybe.

6. Warrants out for my arrest (OH SHI--) -- Before I forget: There's a cop banging on my door, demanding to see you. Looks like whatever you did, you attracted the cops. I really suggest you run or hide. They didn't look happy.

7. Pictures of last night ended up online/That was such an epic fail (Wildcard!) -- Maybe we can find out on the internet. Someone posted some photos of the party up. We got some streaking, hate makeouts, someone getting chased by cops. See if you're a participant in any of these. Hopefully not all of them.

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[ A light snore interrups any peaceful thoughts Nero might have been having. There's a little blonde lump the turns around to face him after a moment. One eye opens slowly. ]

Morning.

[Nero paused for a second before looking over to the talking little lump.]

..Who the fuck are you?

[ She ignores the question and stands up out of the bed and looks for any of her clothes. But she's too drunk to find any. ]

Wow holy shit I have a headache. I want to take a shower.

[The clothes were probably in the hallway..or living room..or outside. Really just depends on how drunk they were and when they decided to get undressed.]

That's not an answer to my damn question. [But he was quickly becoming uncaring about getting an answer. His head was pounding.]

Anarchy Panty. We fucked last night

[ Shes great at introducing herself I swear. ]

Nero. And second part was obvious. [He sits on the edge of the bed and places his feet upon the floor.]

Must've been wasted on some strong shit to leave me feeling like this.

You get used to it after a while.

[ She says that like its a normal thi- oh wait. ]