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{~LAST FRIDAY NIGHT MEME~}

HELLO

Hey! Listen! Hey! Wake up! No. Do not drool on my shirt. I have enough bodily fluids on it, thanks. Come on! Wake up! Do no make me get Danny's boots and make you smell them. Or do you want me to bring in Reid and have him recite algebra equations this early in the morning? Whoot, there we go.

Easy there, Indiana Jones, you're covered in glitter and confetti.

How are you? I lost you in the crowd last night, buddy. Hope you enjoyed the party anyways, it was wild. I'm pretty sure Barbie and my DJ were the ones who put those pink flamingos in my pool and, wow, my carpet is never going to be the same aga-- What's that? You don't remember anything from last night?

Well, that's what happens when you do a jello shot contest on a mechanical bull set on high before running off for somewhere. I'm sure we can figure out what happened to you last night. Let me think about this. You dust the glitter off your hair for the mean time.

RULES

1. Leave a comment with your character's name, fandom, and any preferences you have. Remember, this meme has both smut and normal options so clarify if you want only one or both.
2. Use the lovely RNG as provided to choose a scenario your character is in! Choose between 1 to 7.
3. Have fun with this meme and ENJOY.

SCENARIOS

1. There's a stranger(?) in my bed (A WILD FLING APPEARS) -- Whoa! Uhh... Maybe the person sleeping besides you can help you remember what went on last night. Do you even know them? Go check and see if they're alive. I'll be out of the room for this one. Luck!

2. There's a pounding in my head ("Captain America, Thor and Iron Man are tap dancing on my skull.") -- You're hungover. I can tell since you smell like a bloody mini bar. Go get coffee in the kitchen to help with that. Let's hope there's no one will be dumb enough to make a ruckus at this hour. Most likely someone will. Sorry.

3. There's a hickie or a bruise (Hate makeouts are the best... Maybe.) -- I think I remember seeing you last night making out with that rival of yours. Or trying to tear each others' faces off with your mouths. I couldn't tell the difference. Why not go to them and see if they can shed light on what happened? Just don't kill each other in my house, please.

4. We went streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark (Naked People Are Funny) -- You got on this bet with Delight, you see, she said you weren't brave enough to go to the park naked and you sure proved her wrong! You only have glitter and confetti on you. Hahahaha... No, I don't know where your clothes are. Excuse me, I gotta put out a fire. Good luck searching for them!

5. Don't know what to tell my boss (You're late! You're late!) -- I don't think last night's events should be your biggest worries. Aren't you supposed to meet up with someone today for work? How about a date? Either way, you're going to be late if you don't get going! I'm sure they'll understand you looking like that if you explain it to them. Maybe.

6. Warrants out for my arrest (OH SHI--) -- Before I forget: There's a cop banging on my door, demanding to see you. Looks like whatever you did, you attracted the cops. I really suggest you run or hide. They didn't look happy.

7. Pictures of last night ended up online/That was such an epic fail (Wildcard!) -- Maybe we can find out on the internet. Someone posted some photos of the party up. We got some streaking, hate makeouts, someone getting chased by cops. See if you're a participant in any of these. Hopefully not all of them.

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[how did this even happen.

Seriously, none of the team is really into partying (it's hard when they're already full-time students/world savers okay), and yet here Akihiko finds himself, face-first in the cushions of the couch, his typically well-groomed hair sticking up in all directions and clothing as wrinkled as if he's slept in it. Which... obviously, he has.

He's got an obnoxious cottony-feeling in his mouth and a rising headache, and lets out a world-hating groan, arms coming up over his head to block out the residual light.

Worst ever.]

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o/ heck yeah

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_{[ Okay, so, surprisingly enough (or perhaps not), Jake really couldn't handle alcohol that well. And being Mister Adventurous, he decided to give it a shot last night. Well, several shots. Many shots. He was on top of the world; nothing could get in his way from having a good time.
No, Jake doesn't remember doing all of those movie impersonations on the table last night, nor does he remember taking off his shirt and wrestling individuals who dare mention anything about fisticuffs.

He doesn't remember when his night ended with an all out fist fight and lead him to passing out. He obviously doesn't remember being put in the guest room to rest by who ever was gracious enough to tuck him in.

All he knows now is he has a splitting headache, and he groans, tucking his head under the pillow and not observing his surroundings at all. ]}

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[No smut.]

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[ Open to all prompts! ]

[Nero knew he was going to have a hangover when he woke up. He couldn't even remember how much he drank last night. The only thing he knew was that after his third drink, everything seemed to become a blur.

And now he was waking up in his apartment, in his bed, completely devoid of any clothing. He groaned to himself as he shifted in the bed to lay upon his back. His head was killing him right now. So much so that he didn't notice he wasn't alone in bed.]

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Some basic info.

[Any option works. Prose preferred.]

[1 through 3 preferred~]

[no one belongs here more than him. also lol modern au version might be applicable for some of these. or time traveler au version. because that's clearly a thing.]

[Someone got shitfaced and fell asleep on your couch. That's cool, right Grantaire? At least she's pretty. And can cook. Which she's trying to do with her face leaning as far away from the pan of thick cut bacon and cheesy scrambled eggs that she has going. There's already coffee and she made sure to brew it strong.]

...nnngh. [That's the most she's going to say until the bad scents go away. Anything else might result in bad.]

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[Down for 1 with the High King himself?]

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[This particular regeneration doesn't hold his liquor very well.]

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Stiles Stilinsk | Teen Wolf

Arisato Minato || Persona 3 || OTA

2? 7? I'm cool with whatever if you are, orz.

dirk strider | homestuck.

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Seta Souji || Persona 4 || OTA (ESPECIALLY 4 AND 6)

Brigid Finn | Teen Wolf OC | OTA

Kili | The Hobbit

Vex | Lost Girl | ota

Chris Argent | Teen Wolf | ota

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf

Anarchy Panty ♥ Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt ♥ OTA

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oswin oswald • doctor who

John Watson | BBC Sherlock AU - University | OTA

Booga | Tank Girl | OTA

Philip J. Fry ➝ Futurama

Dave Strider | Homestuck

Feda Gandamak | OC

Blaine Anderson | Glee

Q | James Bond/Matthew Swift | OTA

Kamui || X || M/M

Badou Nails | Dogs: Bullets & Carnage | OTA

Grantaire | Les Miserables (canon mashup edition) | OTA

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Roxy Lalonde | Homestuck

Geir Úlfhrafn | Scion OC

Judith | Tales of Vesperia

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The Doctor | Doctor Who | Open