In search of a girlfriend—in Minecraft.

[reversesock]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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beatrice | umineko no naku koro ni

[end_less]

BEATRICE (1000+) ahaha.wav

✓       ✕

Dr. Robotnik | Sonic Movie | OTA 21+

[evilgrows]

DR. ROBOTNIK (NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS) World's greatest scientific genius. Overqualified and underappreciated. Ultimate in mechanical (r)evolution. If you're not a machine, you're on thin ice.

✓       ✕

[peninhand]

Hey doc, it's been like six months, I see you're still looking for dates on Tinder and somehow my body is still nowhere to be found.

Not to be annoying or anything, but couldn't you work a bit faster? I mean, like I can totally understand the need to find someone to spend time with, but that's really slow.

epel felmier / twisted wonderland / m/m (ota gen/misfires)

[ipadmini]

Epel Felmier (16) Swipe right if you like apples, have a magical wheel (or "motorcycle"?), know a good way to get taller, or voted for my team in the Vocal & Dance Championship.

✓       ✕

Johnny Storm/Human Torch | Marvel 616 | ota

[torchie]

Johnny Storm (18+) Hot. But you already knew that. I also have an Only Fans. 😉

✓       ✕

[unfriendly_fire]

((ooc: omg hope this is all right, suddenly curious how this would turn out oop. ))

I'd offer we exchange our Only Fans info, but I think a more up-close and personal experience would be better.

Kiara Sessyoin | Fate/Grand Order | ota

[thotsandprayers]

Kiara Sesyoin (25) A wayward soul looking for paradise. Or perhaps just some company to enjoy for the time being.

✓ ✕

Titus Alexius / Magi / OTA

[wearingguess]

Titus Alexius (18; 5; 271) High priest of Reim, co-guardian of one, master of composite and defensive magic, phat ass. Let us hook up; or at any rate, let us engage in lively conversation!

✓       ✕

johan liebert ( naoki urasawa's monster )

[ruhenheim]

Anna Liebert (24) Čedok Bridge and three frogs 🙂

✓       ✕

[prahas]

( Obviously for investigative purposes only. Obviously! )

✓

( It's a match! Of course there is an immediate message following. Nobody else, to his knowledge, had been aware of "Anna's" existence to any considerable extent. But this could still be totally inauthentic, which she was, but a copy of a lesser known detail of a sensationalized case. )

Hi, you're probably wondering why I matched with you.

Whoever you are, you shouldn't impersonate others on a place where people are trying to find love.

Sorry for the superlike that was a mistake.

Lan Sizhui | The Untamed | OTA

[notaturnip]

Lan Sizhui (18) Number one disciple of our generation - Best Lan - Sweetest smile you'll ever see - requires love and affection

✓       ✕

[This...definitely wasn't set up by him]

[mallratty]

✓ 

you DO have the sweetest smile.

Myrrh | Fire Emblem 8 | OTA

[darklingdragon]

Myrrh (1200) I am the guardian of an ancient cursed forest, but the demon king imprisoned there has been slain for good. I therefore seek to venture out into the world to seek friends and companions. While I am a dragon, and therefore quite old for my appearance, I am very happy to befriend humans or otherwise who are not so long-lived. I do not yet know what activities I most enjoy, so I'm willing to try almost anything once!

✓       ✕

jyn erso || rogue one || ota

[made_of_stars]

[Someone may be trying to troll said small, angry menace. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please.]

Jyn Erso (22) small, angry menace. rebellions are built on hope.

✓ ✕

cassian andor || rogue one || ota

[rebellionbuilt]

[Some droid has taken it upon himself to set this up. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please.]

Cassian Andor (26) Collector of jackets. Travels often. Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same.

✓       ✕

rey || star wars || ota

[see_the_stars]

[ooc; prefer serious replies, please.]

Rey (20) just trying to find where i belong.

✓ ✕

ben solo || star wars || ota

[in_the_grey]

[Someone may or may not be trolling him ... ooc: prefer serious replies, please, unless you're a canonmate.]

Ben Solo (30) gentle. understanding. tall.

✓       ✕

bodhi rook || rogue one || ota

[bravenough]

[Some droid somewhere is most certainly patting his own back over this. ooc: I prefer serious replies only unless you're K-2, please]

Bodhi Rook (25) I'm the pilot.

✓       ✕

rose tico || star wars || ota

[what_we_love]

[ooc; prefer serious replies, please.]

Rose Tico (24) It may sound cliche, but I love to learn - so tell me something interesting.

✓       ✕

stiles | teen wolf | ota

[ajars]

STILES (17) perks of dating me: - not legal in california ;] - master ramen chef - can teach you about magic: the gathering

✓       ✕

jill valentine | resident evil | ota

[torsion]

Jill Valentine (35) I like to shoot the shit literally and figuratively. If you don't lift? Don't bother. Not too picky otherwise. Looking for a guy over thirty that won't mind a busy work schedule that I can grab some burgers or hit the gym sometime with.

✓ ✕

[malibu_farmboy]

✓

Hi there. I feel like our schedules should gel pretty nicely, and while I do work out, I got no problem with a lady who could probably beat me in an arm-wrestling match.

katsura kotarou | gintama | ota (21+)

[bakudanma]

IT'S NOT ZURA (29) Are you dissatisfied with your country's government? Do you want to meet hot, fresh singles that enjoy daytime dramas and political reform? We also have bingo night every Friday. Join the Jouishishi today and receive a free, complimentary bath towel. Thank you.

✓ ✕

Hirako Shinji | Bleach | OTA

[jazzz]

Hirako Shinji (701) nothing like some good ol making out to help one forget the overwhelming guilt and depression

✓       ✕

aether; genshin impact

[ironwind]

AETHER (??) lmk if you've seen my sister, thanks

✓       ✕

Arthur Morgan - Red Dead Redemption II - OTA20+

[unshakencowboah]

ARTHUR MORGAN (36) Sorta like a bear, both terrifying but also soft. Likes drinking, shooting, horses, dogs, and is a decent drawer.

✓       ✕

[Sean absolutely set this up without his knowledge. Serious or hilarious, open to whatever.]

Portugal | Hetalia

[navegador]

PORTUGAL (900+) Olá pessoal, look at the last person you matched, now back to me, now back to the person you matched, now back to me. Sadly, they aren't me, but if they stopped leaving their bio blank and had better pictures, they could be like me. Look down, now back up. Where are you? You're on tinder with the man of your dreams. What's in your hand, back to me. I have it. It's pastel de nata with as much cinnamon as your heart desires. Look at it again, the pastel de nata is now bacalhau. Anything's possible when you match with me on Tinder.

✓       ✕

[sheshipsit]

✓

[ yeah, that's a right swipe. But only so she can judge this guy. Look at him. Look at his posing.

Never mind that her own profile is particularly um... boobylicious.

Also can he be the same age as her?? She's the only 900+ year old on this app! ]

Vesper Lynd | Casino Royal | M/F

[vespertini]

Vesper Lynd (27) I like to travel, meet knew people and learn things. It's basically my job. Yet I still love surprises.

✓       ✕

mayuko shiraki | fruits basket | m/f

[daisensei]

Mayuko Shiraki (29) Beautiful and smart young woman looking for a nice young man to settle down with. An interest in literature would be a plus.

✓ ✕

[ her mother may or may not be responsible for 100% of this... ]

euphemia li britannia | code geass | m/f

[euphemeral]

Euphy (16) A Britannian who recently moved to Japan (Area 11), hoping to meet some interesting and fun people! Tell me a fun fact about yourself, and let's get to know each other. ♥

✓ ✕

[deusexhormones]

✓ I've never really lost at any sports match before.

[ Not strictly true but he wouldn't consider whatever losses his fault. But more importantly, ]

Whats something interesting about you?