bakerstreet | That mad campus dash in 15 (College AU meme)

the realistic college au meme.

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I. living conditions

01. my roommate’s boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
02. all our friends are drunk
03. we live in halls opposite one another and i keep seeing you change in the window please close your blinds
04. you’re the RA and you’re trying to bust me for having hermit crabs
05. you’re baking cookies in the communal kitchen at 3am and I’m angry but also really hungry
06. clearly we’re both really uncomfortable at this party
07. you peed on my car. you were drunk. I was in the car. there will be hell to pay.
08. my friend dragged me to this party and I just saw my ex quick make out with me
09. sorry my roommate puked on your shoes
10. my roommate borrowed your contraband hotpot and managed to set it on fire

II. chance meeting

01. it’s pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess we’re stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think they’d deliver pizza here
02. waiting outside for pizza to be delivered but both of ours is super late
03. I know I keep coming to this [cookie/coffee/etc.] shop and for some reason it’s always your shift but don’t you dare judge me I need this for my sanity
04. I found your USB drive still in the computer (and potentially regret finding out what's on it)
05. you decked me in the head while you were playing frisbee golf
06. your school mailbox is right next to mine
07. what do you mean we’re under a tornado warning?

III. campus community

01. I’m really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat
02. it’s 3 am and I’m still in the library studying for finals and I’m losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost
03. we’re the only two people in this club. what is this club even for
04. humans vs zombies, all bets are off, friendships mean nothing
05. I thought I was the only one who liked the waffle station in the cafeteria
06. we’re studying in the library and there are two people very obviously fucking in the stacks and we keep sharing embarrassed glances
07. what are you doing at this table at the career fair
08. I saw you sneaking captain crunch and cutlery out of the dining hall
09. my computer crashed and you’re the student worker at the IT center
10. we’re both on athletic teams that aren’t as cool as the football team and they give us shit
11. you’re part of the guerrilla theatre club on campus and crashed my class for a performance

IV. credit hour woes

01. hey I have to [photograph/draw blood/film/insert major here] someone for class, will you be my guinea pig
02. we’re the only people who ever talk in discussions it’s awful
03. group project
04. both of us turned up to the wrong room for this lecture and neither of us know where it's supposed to be
05. we’re both donating blood in the blood donation van in the quad to get out of the same class
06. wait, I actually have a competent lab partner?
07. waiting for office hours
08. we started racing up the three flights of stairs to class for some reason and we can’t stop
09. vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room

V. limited resources

01. you keep using my preferred shower stall in the floor bathrooms when I’m trying to get ready for class
02. you keep parking in the space outside my student house you absolute asshole
03. you're the only person in the room when i break the printer and i'm panicking (so don't be a dick about it please)
04. neither of us bought the expensive textbook but there is only one copy in the library and it can’t leave the building
05. this awesome professor only has one TA slot and we’re rivals
06. you keep reserving the good study room in the corner of the library with the windows
07. I’ve been sitting in this seat all semester why did you decide to sit in it today
08. you’re REALLY GOOD at using the right search terms for the academic databases and I’m on a deadline
09. we’re always at the fitness center at the same time and end up competing on the treadmill
10. can I borrow a dryer sheet? I ran out and the ones in the vending machine give me a rash

scenarios taken from this post on tumblr.

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A concept that still confuses me.

[He hums, getting comfortable as he turns to him with a sheepish smile.]

I didn't realize how big of a thing it was here when I first started. My boss had to pull me back by my shirt because I thought the customer left their money and was about to go chase him down.

They don't tip in Japan, huh. [ It's probably not super great that the sheepishness makes Tim more comfortable too, but hey--it's a step up from feeling scolded about his coffee and he'll take advantage. He pushes his notes a little farther away, leans over his elbows. ] At least you have a good boss. I've heard some nightmarish stories about people working at less forthright places than this. Do you think it helps--keeping busy? I mean, unless you had friends come to school here with you...

Nope.

[He pops the 'p' a little more than necessary, not quite natural on his tongue quite yet. He adapts fast, at least, and watched enough sitcoms, but it's not a natural sound on his tongue yet.

Someday then.

The question earns a more wry smile, but he's forthright even as he speaks, already noticing this guy was dodging any attempts for Teshima to know more about him. Well, it's fine, he's chatty enough for it.]

It helps that my parents know him, so-- yeah, it's good being busy. Making friends isn't really a problem, but America's just very different.

[He thinks about how to describe it without sounding like he's stereotyping, pressing the flat of his thumbnail against his lower lip as he ponders.]

Busier than in Chiba, and sometimes I can't follow the conversations if they're too fast. The food is really big.

[ His brain notes something about the little pop, packs it away for later. Nepotism-lite landed Teshima here, so Tim busies himself more immediately with taking a more critical look at the surroundings. Have Teshima's parents ever been to this place? Do they know where their kid is after hours on a weekday? ]

I mean, the speed thing comes with time. The food thing, you can always pay more for less of something fancier. [ His head tilts thoughtfully, frown deepens for a second. ] Or...since you know my dorm so well, you're probably aware that we have a kitchenette. Newer building than yours. If you knew somebody, hypothetically, you could probably cook to your liking in there.

[He sees the way he looks around, letting out a snicker as he mistakens the reason for it.]

Relax. He stepped out for a while, so I'm the only one here.

[The invitation makes him relax though, looking rather fond at the idea. Their place wasn't bad-- but a kitchenette would be pretty nice.]

Somebody, huh? You think I could bribe someone to let me use it? I make really good fried rice.

[He teases instead, though it was also an open offer. He can cook, and rather well at that, if not a bit by the book. He memorizes recipes more than makes them, after all.]

Depends on your hours, I guess. Do you do late night dinner? [ His thumb taps the handle of his mug absently. ] Cuz I'm amenable to bribery every now anything, particularly cooked bribes.

Depends on how late, but with you, I think that's leaning more towards a ridiculously early breakfast.

[He doesn't pry, but he does poke at it, simply because the fact does skew what breakfast and dinner hours might mean to them.]

[ Now that they're getting a little more comfortable, he doesn't work as hard to hide the smile that Teshima earns for that little jab. ] Nothing wrong with breakfast, either. Literally anything is good at that time of night. Especially after so much exertion.

[ That's a trap, Teshima will almost certainly notice. Tim watches him like a cat waiting around a corner. Go ahead: say what you think he gets up to. ]

Can't imagine what you'd be up to in the middle of the night.

[He says, definitely seeing right through it and throwing it back at him. He has his assumptions, of course, but he also doesn't know this place well enough to assume they're right.]

Now I gotta know, as reference.

[ He keeps up with the grin, elbows pinched in near his waist as he leans in. ] Working out. It's cool out. Gym is quiet. Streets have all kinds of interesting stuff to look at.

Right. I forgot this place never sleeps.

[He's pretty sure the college kids in his dorm are always having a party, which doesn't help his insomnia, but hey-- it isn't too surprising anymore.]

No college parties with costumes involved then? Sounds like I've lost a bet then.

[ He hums, eyes tipping to the side. ] Well. I mean, how much money do you have on it?

I owe someone a crepe for it.

[Back in Japan, because Aoyagi will never try to squeeze him dry of money and it was mostly a joke that came from way too many late nights.]

Which gym? I haven't really been able to tour the place much yet.

Tell them they won the bet and save the crepe for me. [ See how nicely that works? He bites down on a grin for a second, taps his thumb vigorously against the table before his hands abruptly spider out for a pen and paper. He starts to write his number down as he lies: ] The Goldwyn-Strait gym. If you wanna do stationary bikes or other aerobic machines, they keep their place the cleanest. Hey, seriously?

[ He slides the paper over, his name in neat caps with a colon, followed by his digits. ] Come by some morning. The quiet is nice, but--I mean, my guardian is always grilling me about whether I've made any friends. Kinda seems stupid to not be friends at this point.

No way. He's all the way in Japan, so that'll be one really expensive crepe.

[He laughs at that, though the following answer and invitation were a pleasant surprise. There was one thing that seemed a bit off about what he said though, and he wracks his brain for a moment to decipher what before he realizes it.]

Your guardian?

[Not a parent?]

Yeah, my--parents aren't so much in the picture. I'm from Gotham, from uh--Bruce Wayne's collection of broken kids. [ It's hard to say who is gonna know who Bruce Wayne is. He's met people from Namibia who could map Bruce Wayne's life history, investments and influence with encyclopedic accuracy. He's also met people from Pennsylvania who think Bruce Wayne wrote "Born in the USA".

[ So he waits for a beat to see how Teshima takes the news, tilts his head by way of a shrug. ] Functionally, he's my dad. If you look at--logistics.

Huh, that's a rich guy, isn't he?

[He vaguely recalls his parents mentioning that he was in the news or something, but his knowledge is similar to most casual people. He knows the name, knows he's rich, but doesn't keep up.]

That's a pretty grim way to describe yourself. Is that what he calls you?

[A broken kid? He doesn't seem to like this Bruce guy much either. Hm.]

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