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A Meme of FIRST SMUTS!

Perhaps you're new to the world of smut. Perhaps you're a pro - but just haven't done it all. Or perhaps you've gone through every page of the karma sutra, and added some of your own - and you're ready to start teaching someone else. This meme isn't about your first love, or your first kiss. It's the first time you used a sex toy, got pegged, or even played hide the tentacle.

So!

WHAT DO?

Maybe it's something you've never had the chance to RP. Maybe it's an AU that they've never done it before. Maybe you're just giving someone else their first - I don't really care, it's all up to you. Just set up a comment with your preferences and go on to reply to other people.

1. First Vanilla Sex: Is there anything more pure?

2. First Hand Job: Maybe you're not ready to go all the way. Maybe it's best to start slow.

3. First oral: Okay. Maybe you're ready to go a little faster. As long as you're not actually touching parts to parts.

4. First Anal: Who's idea was this? What happened to going slow!?

5. First Rim Job: Get your mouth in there, and show what sort of pleasures can be earned from the other side.

6. First Tit Fuck: Is there anything better than a pair of titties wrapped around your dick? Only the first time you've ever done it~

7. First Sex Toy: Maybe you bought it, maybe someone bought it for you, but it's time to break in the goodiess.

8. First Same-Sex Intercourse: Is it your first time in general, or have you always stuck to the opposite sex so far? Either way, it's time to break out of your comfort zone and try something new.

9. First Inter-Species Rendezvous: Vampires, werewolves, turtles! Oh my! Maybe you've always stuck to your own kind, in the past, but there's a lot of options out there to choose from. Maybe it's time to play hide the tentacle~

10. Wildcard: Make up your own first!

1. First Time: A little awkward, a little exciting, always memorable. ( Unless you had to get drunk to get up the nerve.)

2. Hey, Can We Try...: You've been together, or at least doing it, for awhile, but one of you wants to try something new.

3. Childhood Sweethearts: You've loved them what seems like forever, ever since you were little.

4. Wedding Night: Have fun, newlyweds! Maybe one of you cut off the sex a couple months ago, just for tonight to be extra special.

5. With Nature: In a forest or a field, how could you not be happy with the sun or moon shining down and the beauty of nature around you?

6. Waking Up: Fluffy, sleepy, giggly morning sex.

7. Protected/Safe: You always feel safe with them. How can you thank them?

Lovingly adapted from the meme of firsts. Hope you enjoy!

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[how would you feel about Deanna trying to get Castiel laid but doing it herself instead of taking him to the brothel? >>]

[ I'm game! ]

Call her a hedonist, call her a slut (and many people have), but Deanna has certain beliefs about life. One of them is that you could die any time, so you should have your fun where you find it, especially seeing as how heaven's full of assholes who probably won't let you in. Castiel's about to do something that's very probably going to get him killed, and he's never properly enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh, so she's going to change that.

She seriously considers taking him to a brothel, but knowing Cas, she just doesn't trust him to seal the deal, so to speak, if left to his own devices. Plus, he's an attractive guy; she'd be lying if she said she'd never thought about this. As long as he doesn't object, she figures she can take care of this herself.

Once they get back to her hotel room, she leaves him on the bed while she tidies herself up as quick as possible and slips into something a little less comfortable. If he's not attracted to her looking like this, she'll have to scrap the whole idea and go back to Plan B(rothel).

Castiel isn't quite sure why they're here, back at the motel instead of simply waiting at the predetermined place where they're planning to entrap Raphael, but he acquiesced and sits there patiently waiting like a fool, because it's Deanna, because he has been tasked to keep her safe, because she asked him to do so.

He sits, and he waits, and when she comes out of the bathroom looking like that, he blinks, tipping his head in that slow, catlike way of his, before posing a query--

"Aren't you cold?"

A time was had by all

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i LITERALLY have no idea how i lost this, dw eats all my shit i s2g