A valid concern, except it's irrational on account of my basically being the fastest being on the planet.
It's true, it's science. Like you know how it takes 8 minutes for sunlight to reach the Earth? I'm like 1000 times faster than that. I could skate to the sun like at least 5 minutes, on a slow day.
Impressive, yes, but what statistics do you have regarding responsibilities and their speed? Oh, some responsibilities may take their time, toddling at ease; those you might outpace a thousand times before they noticed your absence!
Some, though. You must understand, certain responsibilities strike with swiftness beguiling comprehension. I cannot say with certainty that they may best your speed; I also cannot know that they will not. And I worry, you see, for responsibilities like little better than to confiscate your Heelys.
I only mean to say that you might want a backup plan, to aid in your escape.
I ain't a mathematician I don't know statistics exactly but I DO know that I've been skating since I was a foetus basically, and therefore I got nothin to worry about
although one of my responsibilities is an essay for history class and I never get good enough grades for them, so that one might be a little speedier than the others...
Academics are notoriously celeritous beasts! Devious, as well; they'll lie in wait and snag you from the shadows.
Or so I'm led to believe.
A point: Where there is one speedy foe, there may be others. And it is best to prepare yourself, non?
When speed alone - however impressive, and however keenly cultivated since conception - cannot spare you, take stock of other tools. How might you outwit history class? What might aid you in its bamboozling?
One hint, toward one tactic: I believe you and I both know a man - a veritable rogue! - with a fondness for letters and a soft spot for you.
Rin! Are you suggesting I get Sen to write my homework for me?
.....Okay, A.) aw, I knew it c: B.) that actually ain't a bad idea, but! C.) my teacher would 1000% know it wasn't my work and then I'd get detention again and this time it'd be my mom who'd get called in and let me tell you, amico - my dad's the boss on paper but mama's the scary one really.
I dunno if Sen's prepared for that :I he's only met her when she's all happy and friendly and maybe a little drunk. And she'd totally know even without me snitching, she knows everything, that lady.
If Sen wants to PRESENT my essay though, that'd be neat jk jk
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However.
I worry that the lights provide a ready-made tracking system, easily accessed by your responsibilities.
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It's true, it's science.
Like you know how it takes 8 minutes for sunlight to reach the Earth?
I'm like 1000 times faster than that.
I could skate to the sun like at least 5 minutes, on a slow day.
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Some, though. You must understand, certain responsibilities strike with swiftness beguiling comprehension. I cannot say with certainty that they may best your speed; I also cannot know that they will not. And I worry, you see, for responsibilities like little better than to confiscate your Heelys.
I only mean to say that you might want a backup plan, to aid in your escape.
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Listen
I ain't a mathematician
I don't know statistics exactly
but I DO know that I've been skating since I was a foetus basically, and therefore I got nothin to worry about
although one of my responsibilities is an essay for history class and I never get good enough grades for them, so
that one might be a little speedier than the others...
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Or so I'm led to believe.
A point: Where there is one speedy foe, there may be others. And it is best to prepare yourself, non?
When speed alone - however impressive, and however keenly cultivated since conception - cannot spare you, take stock of other tools. How might you outwit history class? What might aid you in its bamboozling?
One hint, toward one tactic: I believe you and I both know a man - a veritable rogue! - with a fondness for letters and a soft spot for you.
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I think a jetpack should do it
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Rin!
Are you suggesting I get Sen to write my homework for me?
.....Okay, A.) aw, I knew it c:
B.) that actually ain't a bad idea, but!
C.) my teacher would 1000% know it wasn't my work and then I'd get detention again and this time it'd be my mom who'd get called in and let me tell you, amico - my dad's the boss on paper but mama's the scary one really.
I dunno if Sen's prepared for that :I he's only met her when she's all happy and friendly and maybe a little drunk. And she'd totally know even without me snitching, she knows everything, that lady.
If Sen wants to PRESENT my essay though, that'd be neat
jk jk
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