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"Whoa...this is pretty cool. And expensive."
He's practically salivating at the sounds he's going to draw out of it. Nobu's gonna be so jealous!
"OK, first thing, try putting it on and get comfortable. Adjust the strap so the body is centered around your bellybutton."