bakerstreet | (no subject)

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.

three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.

four ➝ fun time for all!

Do you need some assistance with this un-soft happenstance?

I need to be buttered up ;3 and devoured like your little pancakes.

Aye. You are making me most hungry, and my pancakes shall no longer suffice. I demand Bean for breakfast.

I want you to cover me in syrup and warm butter and fill my center with your sweet cream.

I shall sup the nectar from your body, and fill you of myself until you scream, sweet boy.

Ugh. Get over here.