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[yousonofabitch]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

one ➝ post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
two ➝ either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.

three ➝ respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.

four ➝ fun time for all!

 

Comments

summer roberts ❤ the o.c.

[blowonthese]

angela montenegro ▴ bones

[artsy]

caroline forbes ✤ the vampire diaries

[coy]

allison argent ▴ teen wolf ▴ ota

[overdrawn]

Re: allison argent ▴ teen wolf ▴ ota

[blueeyedbeta]

plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.

Vince Faraday ♦ The Cape

[black_bird]

I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.

[deskjob]

in that order, too, i assume?

merida → brave

[myownhand]

I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.

[trainsurdragons]

....

The door was locked I hope?

Thranduil | The Hobbit

[swaggerelf]

If I were reduced to my simplest elements, I would be jizz and glitter.

[four_quarts]

...Charming.

Jaime Reyes | Young Justice

[hasnomentor]

Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.

[ex_graybird839]

Maybe if you just give Impulse a banana, he'll stop.

Nero | Devil May Cry

[brattydevil]

no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.

Tony Dinozzo | NCIS | M4M

[damnitdinozzo]

Derek Hale | Teen Wolf | M4M

[halestothemoon]

Kili | The Hobbit

[hugeparasites]

Toothiana | Rise of the Guardians

[memoryguardian]

i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.

Emma Swan • Once Upon A Time

[sheriffing]

We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here.

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | m/m

[beyourbatman]

Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.

[triskeled]

First of all, how did you get my number? Second of all, why little red riding hood?

Justin Hammer | MCU

[therealgenius]

Did you know that the P in J P Morgan stands for Pierpont?

Pierpont.

Suddenly, I'm okay with Wilbur. Almost the same level of okay before the pig movie came out.

What the hell kind of name is *Pierpont*?

[russianred]

Stop sending me these asinine text messages.

Dick Grayson | Young Justice

[ex_graybird839]

My throat hurts to bad, I feel like I just gave head to a cactus.

[best_dad_ever]

I don't know how you drunk dialed an enemy, but I never want to read that again.

Brigid Finn | Teen Wolf OC | OTA

[bostonhowler]

Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed

Peter Wild/Peter Callender | OC

[wherethewild]

You need Xanax blowdarts.

[bitchwithabite]

Sure you're not talking to yourself?

Ren | Ren and Stimpy

[pectoralmutt]

[Human or not, whatever.]

You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.

John Winchester | Supernatural

[failedparenting]

[was_a_hunter]

So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.

Zoe Kattalakis | OC

[headfollowheart]

Some guy just drank alcohol from my shoe..I think he's had enough...

La'Gaan ( Lagoon Boy ) | | Young Justice

[neptunesbeard]

BTW I totally understand panda express being popular. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.

Juliet Starling | Lollipop Chainsaw

[upskirting]

Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.

Alice Cullen | Twilight

[manicpixiedreamgirl]