i don't sext, i just gaze into the abyss until the boner goes away.

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

Comments

[tessanne]

You keep me on my toes. And my back. And on my knees.

Sometimes I think you use that to your advantage though. Or your boss does.

[adulterate]

Only sometimes? And here I thought you knew me.

Though how good you look bent over a desk is an advantage enough in itself.

[tessanne]

I like to think of it as a mutually beneficial relationship and not me being a fucktoy. There are enough women in Chicago who screw their way into power.

Didn't we break that desk?

[adulterate]

What's wrong with fucking your way to power?

I'm pretty sure we did.

[tessanne]

I'm not a slut who spread my legs to get this job? Or is that really what you think of me?

Because I'm very sure you've wanted me to make you cum just as much.

[adulterate]

I never said that. But it's good to know that's what you think, given that I've certainly done enough fucking to get where I am.

[tessanne]

I meant me. Not you. You don't know what I've been through to get here, and would you care if I told you?

Let's not ruin some good sexting with another fight. I just wanted to let you know I was thinking about you.

[adulterate]

Sounded like it was your general opinion in context. And no, I wouldn't. I'm not interested in backstories. They make the sex too personal.

Is it ruined?

[tessanne]

Noted. Don't ask me where the scars come from then.

Well, I stopped touching myself five minutes ago. I'm sure you could persuade me to get back to it.

[adulterate]

Hadn't planned on it.

I guess we could go back to talking about my fingering you.

[tessanne]

You can talk about anything you want.

Is that what you're gonna do when you get here?

[adulterate]

It was definitely where I planned on starting. Assuming you were still as turned on when I got there, of course.

[tessanne]

Depends on how quickly you get here. I can't tease myself all night.

What else is in that devious mind of yours?

[adulterate]

That depends on where I'm meeting you. Office or apartment?

[tessanne]

Let's make it my place. All the toys are there and I'm not bringing a vibrator into my office again.

Can I ask you for one request?

[adulterate]

Apartment it is.

Sure, you can ask.

[tessanne]

Don't use the handcuffs tonight. It's been a rough day, I'm not in the right mind for that.

I'll leave the door open for you. Am I meeting you in the bedroom or are you going to try playing flat surface bingo again?

[adulterate]

Noted. Is that a rule for all restraints or just those in particular?

The bedroom. Maybe we can continue bingo night after if we have enough energy for round 2.

[tessanne]

I trust you if you want to use something else. Just please don't be rough about it.

You're usually game for seconds. Long day in your office too?

[adulterate]

Kane's on one of his tirades again. It'll be good to get some decent stress relief.

[tessanne]

I'll open a bottle of scotch for you. Anything else I can do to make it better?

[adulterate]

Not asking about it.
And lingerie.

[tessanne]

The black one, the red one, or the green one?

You can stay as long as you need to.

[adulterate]

Green.

You know how long I stay. I’ve never been the “cuddle in the after glow” type.

[tessanne]

Not asking you to. Just saying you could. Contrary to popular belief, I like you for things other than your dick.