i don't sext, i just gaze into the abyss until the boner goes away.

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

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Agent Stone | Sonic (2020) | ota

[lattehottay]

[ misfires welcome! ]

[likeaviper]

I keep thinking about our lovers' holiday.

daphne kluger | ocean's 8 | ota

[metball]

[addiesands]

Today in things that are both obvious and true, I desperately miss your tits.

natasha romanoff | mcu | f/m

[bozhemoi]

barbara gordon (dc, f/m)

[whenicall]

leia organa ( star wars, f/m )

[organanic]

[rebellionbuilt]

Three hours until I land. I know you're too busy to meet me, but I hope I'll see you later. This last one was too long, I missed you too much.

loki (mcu, m/f)

[imhonored]

Misfire

[fantabulousandwich]

Don't tell me you've never gotten frisky with the plant tentacles. I straight up won't believe you.

gamora | mcu | f/m

[gardenofthegalaxy]

margaery tyrell | game of thrones

[versigny]

[solitariuslupus]

I've been thinking about how I should thank you. You took me in and nursed me back to health... Not something many would do for my kind.

Rey || Star Wars || OTA

[force_sensitive]

diana prince | dceu

[yuvaika]

[earpiest]

so I was going to send you some Sappho quotes and be super charming
but then I fell down this spiral of academics claiming she wasn’t a lesbian icon and started writing strongly worded letters
and now I’m really wound up and feisty and still don’t have the right Sappho quote
A for effort, C for execution?

trevor belmont | castlevania

[familycrest]

Re: trevor belmont | castlevania

[hexemplar]

Busy? I have a proposition for you.

lois lane | dceu

[flackjacket]

mat | original

[abruption]

can be a misfire if you prefer!

[lattehottay]

I miss the way you feel inside of me

dorothy gale | emerald city

[tornadoed]

kunimi akira | hq!!

[kunimeh]

[saltinourstars]

So

If I wanted to

Return the favor from our last time...

wei wuxian | mdzs

[weixianme]

Eivor | Assassin's Creed Valhalla | ota

[hejdrengr]

Jack Dawson | Titanic | M/F

[arealparty]

stefan salvatore ( the vampire diaries )

[prescind]

Ardyn | FFXV | ota

[thechancellor]

[princeofnight]

You. Me. The unused stairwell. 10 minutes.

No, you haven't been good enough for the bedroom yet.

peter grey (petrelli) | heroes x pathology | ota

[vivicidal]

slave au?

[lattehottay]

[ There's no message, just a photo attachment. It's a mirror pic, taken over Stone's shoulder, to show off the jewel-ended plug buried in his ass. He's not wearing anything else except a heavy leather collar wrapped tight around his neck. ]

Cayden Tollerman | Wolves | m/f

[solitariuslupus]

Ian Todd | Boss | OTA

[adulterate]

[[ M/M or M/F are both fine, misfires are welcome; assumed CR is also welcomed, but no long-term relationship. He's not the commitment type. ]]

[lattehottay]

Sir, I have that report ready for you.

pietro maximoff ( mcu )

[incitatio]

lin / original

[bloodbomb]

[sungki]

i had a lot of fun last night...