Will they or won't they?

[hellboi]

will they, won't they?

Oh my god, there is nothing more frustrating than when you want to kiss someone and press them against a wall, but for some reason, you can’t—or when you see two people who are obviously in love and you want to shove them into a room already. What is preventing you two from getting together? Can anyone end this?

directions

1. Comment with your character, series, preferences, etc. in the subject.
2. Roll a number between 1-15 for a prompt.
3. Reply to others and play the scenario out!
4. JUST GET A ROOM ALREADY. OMG.


prompts

1. BOSS ✖ A romance with a higher up or your boss is taboo for many good reasons, but you’re finding yourself falling in love with them anyways. Will others approve? Will one of you have to quit your job to not get the other into trouble?

2. JUST FRIENDS ✖ Talk about one of the biggest roadblocks to love ever! You want to kiss them, but you don’t want to ruin your current relationship. What are you going to do? Will you get the guts to confess and hope for the best?

3. GOALS ✖ You want to tear down a building to build an apartment complex, they want to make it a historical landmark. Opposing dreams and goals are huge roadblocks, especially if you happen to want to ‘sleep with the enemy’… literally.

4. TEAMMATES ✖ You work well together, you can depend on them no matter what, and you get along outside of the office or game. What you feel is just that happy camaraderie, not any mushy feelings of love or romantic affection! Is it?

5. DENIAL ✖ No, no way. You do not love that other person. They are stupid or just too prideful or you’re not interested in them at all. Ha, admit it, you totally are. Now go over there and admit your feelings before everyone around you goes insane.

6. COWORKERS ✖ Oh, this is awful. You really, really like your coworker, but there is a no dating policy, or they don’t date coworkers under any circumstances. Dare you make a move after hours or in the break room? It could be worse; you could have the hots for your boss.

7. POLITICS ✖ Clashing beliefs and heated debates always gets the blood pumping, and even though you have sworn to defeat them and get your bill pushed through, their eyes make your heart jump and makes you reconsider your ideals… Can you find a compromise or let bygones be bygones?

8. TAKEN ✖ Oh god. How can you confess to someone who is already taken? Why are you even feeling like this? You must never let them know. Ignore everyone who is encouraging you to take a leap of faith anyways. They are taken and that is that.

9. SOCIAL CLASS ✖ She is a princess, you are a stable boy, he is a rich lord, you are the scullery maid… Money is an important factor to any relationship, and sometimes, it can be one of the barriers. But how long are you going to let positions and titles keep you apart?

10. PRIDE ✖ You? Be in love with someone like that? Ha! No way. You are far above them, and you deserve only the best love. But… what if they are the best love and you just don’t realize it yet?

11. FAMILY FEUD ✖ One of the most famous of all the situations, for some reason, your families are fighting and as much as you like the other person, you can’t betray your family this way. But is there a good reason for the feud? Or a misunderstanding? Will true love conquer all without the abundance of death?

12. OBLIVIOUS ✖ This is the most frustrating one ever. It’s not that they hate each other or someone else is making a barrier, it’s just that they you have no idea how good of a couple you would make or how you always flirt with each other. Will one of you realize it, or does someone need to give you a push?

13. DUTY ✖ Bound by honor and loyalty, you can never cross the line that divides you and your love, be it that you swore to protect them or they serve you. Or will you? How will others react to this? Might it be considered forbidden?

14. FRIEND-ZONED ✖ Oh no, it's not what you think. You see, your best friend likes the person you like, and they are trying to go on a date with them (or get into their bed). But you can't let either of them know, because that is not what good friends do. But what do you do if your mutual crush is interested in you anyways?

15. WILDCARD ✖ Is there something we missed? Is there another scenario you want to play out, or would you like to roll the dice again? Go for it!

(credit to allmymemes)

Comments

Natasha Romanoff | MCU | ota

[plightful]

Maria Hill | MCU | F/M (30+)

[standardprocedure]

[Pretty much all options open. Change "social class" to "paygrade/security level" and that works, too.]

Sephiroth | FFVII

[sefirot]

[Probably CC era for any of this but I'm flexible]

margaery tyrell | asoiaf/got | ota

[neverbedded]

[ modern au also available ]

Jack Dawson | Titanic | M/F

[arealparty]

min kyun / oc

[hamletism]

[6pack]

( well, it was only a matter of time. between trying to put meat on kyun's bones to actually putting his hands around his waist as he tried to help him maintain stability on a skateboard, it was bound to happen. kojiro tried his best - made out with pretty girls in the meantime... played with their pretty blond hair... put his hand on their own tiny waist... but it wasn't the same. not the same flat, twig of a body. the curls were too long. the conversations weren't full of banter. and he hated it!

he's not even sure when he realized. actually, that's a lie. it was a while back, when he made kyun's favorite meal from the restaurant for free. he added flourish and everything. for a blind man who wears weed socks. and then he paused and added more meat anyway and got mad his plate wasn't up to his pretty standard. )

Oi.

( they meet up every so often - moreso, it feels like. joe's starting to feel like he uses skateboarding as an excuse just to have his hands on kyun's waist and it's killing him to pine for another man when he can wink at a girl and get a smooch immediately. )

Where the hell is your helmet at? I told you last time if you eat shit and land in the hospital, I'm only feedin' you hospital food for a week.

( he's blind ok - what if he gets brain bleed or something? yes, they might practice in a large, open area but you never know! )

[hamletism]

[ uh, as they say... give a blind man a skateboard, and he'll probably die. but teach a blind man to skateboard, and he'll suck your dick in gratitude.

or something. he's not good with idioms.

the point is, standing on that stupid piece of wood and metal and plastic reminds him of his childhood. back then, they'd ride skateboards in the backalleys of the city; they only had a few, for a whole group of guys, so sometimes you'd be stuck running along them, trying to keep up — jumping through windows and trashcans and whatever else was dumped there. it's neither a good or a bad memory, it's... nostalgic. the wind on his face, the uncertainty of balance — he might be blind, but his body makes up for it, giving him an almost suprising ability to defy gravity.

it's just sharpened senses. it doesn't matter.

as for joe himself, well — there's nothing not to enjoy there, really. kyun likes food, and therefore he also likes men who feed him, like the stray animal that he is; he also likes men who can pin him down with their weight and probably crush his head between their hands, so... it works out. he's not used to the emotional aspects of hook-ups, because generally, developing a crush on an aggressively-pseudo-straight fuckbuddy never ends well. it's just basic math. so basic even he can do it. ]

Shuddup. Want me to look ugly for our date? [ he gasps in offense, both feet planted firmly on the skateboard. helmet... he's not 5, joe. if he splits his head open and dies, that's his responsibility as an adult. ] Just imagine you're the helmet, and if you let me fall, well, you failed your job.

[6pack]

( date? date??? this is a date?? he's sure kyun's just throwing words around - the way a person like kyun does. he'll just brush that off. haha. ahaaaaa. he's been on dates before. who needs labels.

he pushes himself forward, towards kyun in case he falls anyway - his hands hovering near his waist again. )

I'm obligated to tell you that eating shit is probably the biggest part of skateboarding.

( like last week, when he fell off his board again, trying to impress a blind man. whatever. it's not like he's teaching those types of moves to kyun - the ones where you flip over a boulder just because you can. he knows kyun misses the speed, the way skateboarding feels like sailing. he's been through the motions before too. he's sure kyun knows how to do most basics. ollies, frontside 180s - that kind of thing.

he doesn't try to baby kyun through skateboarding, really. he lets him eat shit, he tells him what went wrong with his feet position, and he so, so easily picks him up off the ground and puts the skateboard back in front of him. sometimes to the side when he gets smart with him. )

Besides, you'd look hilarious in a helmet. ( he pushes kyun forward on his board - both to throw him off and for, uh, reflex training or something. )

How bout this: you don't hit the pavement once today and I'll take ya for some gelato.

[hamletism]

It's also the biggest part of my life, so it all works out.

[ he retaliates instantly, sneering. honestly, a guy like joe has no business liking someone like kyun — his own issues aside, and the fact that he absolutely does not think he's worthy of love at all, joe could have... well, virtually anyone? kyun knows he fucks a lot of girls — everyone knows it, apparently, because even a blind man gets to hear all about it.

sometimes he's glad he can't see — watching other people hang off joe's arm would probably annoy him, even if he absolutely rejects the idea of being jealous. ]

Yeah, yeah, make fun of the blind guy — [ a helmet... yeah, right.

there's no helmet for life, or something. if he falls over and cracks his skull open, well, that's just how the cookie crumbles.

the small push catches him off guard, but he manages not to topple over. his body adjusts naturally; he's by no means a pro, but like riding a bike, he hasn't forgotten how to balance on a skateboard. he still stops it, planting his foot on the ground with a small huff, and turns his head, speaking into joe's general direction: ]

C'mon, sweeten the deal. It's gonna be rough, y'know?

[6pack]

( he doesn't reply to that- it's not like kyun has really dived.. dived into his past but he knows it's been pretty harsh. but he's always been a pretty protective guy - full of advice and great with food so he's usually pretty good with comfort. so sue him for wanting to take care of kyun and get him off the street.

it's hard not to want kyun home. safe. see, joe might want to take care of his friends and customers alike.. but it's a whole other thing for him to want to take them home and see them the next morning. )

Helmet hair aside, you wear weed socks. There's plenty to make fun of you for - you bein' blind has nothing to do with it.

( does kyun even care about appearance like that?

joe grins at the way he bristles. there's just something really charming about kyun and his light blond hair in the golden hour, you know? he's just pretty. and there's not many guys joe would call pretty. )

You already get free food from me every single time. You need more? Name your price and I'll see what I can do.

( well, there's not much he wouldn't do. man, he's sucked in. )

[hamletism]

Have you ever considered I don't know what socks I wear? I'm blind.

[ he knows what socks he wears. but, listen, if there's anything his blindness comes in handy for, it's lying to people to garner sympathy. ... not that weed socks inspire a lot of sympathy in general, but still. ]

If you've got a problem with these bad boys, buy me different ones. [ is the conclusion to that.

anyway, yes, he wants more. free food is nice, and all, but kyun thrives on attention — and getting it from joe feels particularly satisfying. ]

I dunno, maybe I just wanna get spoiled, y'know? Not that you don't spoil me anyway, but... [ :) ]

[6pack]

( he hesitates for a second before hipchecking him - lightly. he knows his own strength, thanks! )

You can use that for a lot of things but I don't have a doubt in my mind that's a fashion statement you chose on your own. But if I'm honest, they kind of suit you.

( aka you're not getting new socks, buddy.

he pauses again, at the thought of spoiling kyun even more - which undoubtedly, he can do. he could kiss all his dumb wounds, he can give him a hot bath with some bath bomb some girl undoubtedly left in his home on an escapade, and feed him to his heart's content with a massage somewhere in there but he's not so sure that's kyun's idea of spoiled.

yes, kojiro's mind did also go straight to railing him into next week but he's trying to be a good man here. )

You want the deluxe package or some shit like that, huh? ( hands go back around his waist and there's definitely something of a turn on knowing his hands look so pretty around his waist. hm! ) You're definitely going to have to earn that. Come on.

( and with that, he smacks kyun's ass just enough for it to sting a little and skates away at a pretty moderate pace. he knows kyun will follow the noise easily. )

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