r/relationships meme

[crocpuppet]

R/RELATIONSHIPS

(yes this is a watermarked stock image, I swear it's an aesthetic choice and NOT because I can't find/edit nice free use images--)


Do you have an issue between you and your partner? Need suggestions on how to get your mom to stop calling you so much? Having a dispute with your roommate you need help negotiating? Need advice from a friend, but don't have any?

Well, good news! You can consult the internet's largest and absolutely most trustworthy social resource, Reddit!


RULES:

1. do NOT put your name/series in the title! Use the title for your relationship question, eg. How Do I Tell My Roommate To Stop Microwaving Fish?


2. (If you want though, include ooc info/preferences [[in brackets]] at the beginning or end of your post)


3. Write out the details for the problem you need help with in your top post, if you'd like! It can be based on canon, or entirely original, you're roleplayers you know the drill


4. Go forth and advise other characters!


5. If you want to do a post based on a different advice subreddit, i.e. like Am I The Asshole, then go for it! Just keep with the comment title-post title format!

I[29F] want to post a meme, but my roommate[35F] keeps slapping my keyboard out of my hand.
[[crocpuppet | OC]]
I get along great with my roommate, but they keep slapping my keyboard out of my hand whenever I try to make a post, how d

I'm in love with someone from a rival company
We're contractually obliged to be mortal enemies, but I can't help feeling lost in their eyes. Should I confess my feelings to them? How can I do that?

AITA for putting my former boss into a potato
She called me a moron and to prove I'm not a moron I compressed her into a potato battery. My now ex-friend was glaring at me when I did it, but my boss WAS mean and she DID provoke me, so I'm not sure I'm TA?

Comments

[fathersday]

[ FUNNY. Finally, a response with a sense of humor! ] hah

well that aint gonna happen either

aint you ever heard of the saying more kids more problems

[ Imagine, not one Tidus. But two. ]

[steepwithdead]

[went right over his head, that one.]

Can't say I've heard that. But I have plenty of siblings, so.

[little biased, this one.]

May I say, though, it might be that attitude that's your biggest bridge to mend. Do you consider your son to be a problem?

[fathersday]

he isn’t a problem

eh he can be a brat but he ain’t a problem

what attitude

[steepwithdead]

Children are malleable, and they often believe what they hear. If a child hears things like, "children are a problem", or that their father considers them to be a brat, they will act accordingly.

[fathersday]

your sayin it’s my fault if he’s become more of a brat for callin him a brat

[ WHOA WHAT THE FUCK, how come he never learned this in how-to-parent class?? (Because he never went.) ]

kinda makes sense, every time i called him a crybaby he cried more

[ AND NOW, only now, is he realizing something important.

After a few moments, he adds this: ]

damn i really did fuck up

[steepwithdead]

Maybe you got off to a bit of a rocky start. [Just... a little.] This is great, though! You're making progress all on your own.

Knowing what you know now, can you think of a way you might want to act differently next time?