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[followedbylemmings]

The Jail Cell Meme

You are now trapped in a jail cell. You may or may not know why or how you got inside of it; having been teleported into one due to the fickle whims of a resident deity is just as acceptable as getting arrested. (Maybe because of this?) You also might be innocent. If you're innocent and confused then it really sucks to be you.

You have company. Their circumstances might be the same or different from your own. But you're stuck together for a while.

What do you guys do?

Comments

[thelittlestbub]

I always wish Forge was here. I'm so glad you have a Forge. Because he is awesome and should be taken care of at all times, and don't let him near SHIELD.

[She looks around. There's only one door out, though there don't appear to be any other prisoners following them. Well, that's their problem isn't it? She wants to help them out, but she's kinda gotta get herself back before someone flips out. Like Scott. People don't realize how hard he flips out sometimes.]

Out the door it is, Elf. Let's go.

[She doesn't even bother being subtle. She just shoves open the door and starts running down the hall.

... No guards. Weird.]

[thefuzzyguy]

Yeah, cool guy, even if he did almost feed me and the rest of the school to extra-dimensional demon-raptors one time. I'm sure he didn't mean to.

[Oh, Forge...

He's starting to feel a little useless with his porting all screwed up, so he tries to get ahead of her, bounding back and forth from wall to wall. He can see a little better from up here. And it looks cooler.]

[thelittlestbub]

... Demon raptors? Do I wanna know?

[Sure, there was that one time in GenX that Ev had to save them. And then, a few other things, but mostly Forge is cool! She likes going down to see him now and again. And telling Fury to go the hell away and leave him alone.

Then again, she likes just telling Fury to go the hell away.]

Scout ahead. There looks to be another terminal over there. I'm gonna see if there's a map or something.

[thefuzzyguy]

It was an accident. Experimenting with my teleporting, accidentally opened up the dimension I jump through, there's a reason for the sulfur smell... But ja, scouting now.

[He sticks to the ceiling. Ceilings are less likely to have traps and alarms. It's tough to scout when you have no idea what you're up against, but looking out for guards and weapons should probably do the trick.]

[thelittlestbub]

[She nods, fingers on the keyboard. Not like it's in English... or any language she actually knows. She's kinda flailing at this, and pushing random buttons.

Why didn't alternate dimensions have mandatory 'this way out in case of fire' postings? That would make her life easier!

So, no map to be found. Or, at least, nothing she could tell is a map. That makes her sad. So, best to go through this the hard way.]

You see any stairs, or an elevator or... doors or anything?

[Press a button, nothing happens. Press a button, get beeped at but no map.]

[thefuzzyguy]

Uh... Door. Maybe. Let me check.

[He skitters along the ceiling like a spastic squirrel. Does look like something, but in such a weirdly featureless hallway, the eyes are prone to making up details just to break up the monotony.]

Want to head this way or keep poking buttons?