Fight fight fight

[toastysocks]

THE FIGHT MEME







What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

❄️ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.) Blank comments will be deleted.
❄️ Reply to someone else!
❄️ ROUND 1...
❄️ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):

1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

4: PRIZEFIGHT
There's an audience to watch and a prize at stake that only one of you can walk away with. Best bring your A-game.

5: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've
just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

6: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

7: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

8: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe
you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really
don't want to be.

9: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

10: OBLIGATORY SMUT OPTION
Hate sex is the best. And some people like smut and some do not.

11: AGAINST THE HORDE
It's you and your ally against many. Demons, zombies, whatever. Rip and tear, until it is done.

12: GODMODE
You and your opponent both have world-breaking superpowers, and frankly everyone would be happier if you weren't fighting. You are, though, and it's awesome, even if there might not be much left when you're done.

13: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.


Original here.

Comments

Steve Harrington | Dead by Daylight / Stranger Things

[shitheads]

[ anything goes, fight Steve to the death if you want ]

Re: Steve Harrington | Dead by Daylight / Stranger Things

[this_no_fit]

[Prizefight for Derek vs Steve?]

minerva • princess minerva

[womensrights]

( minerva lives for fighting, but she’s also really stupid and really loud, so almost any of them will do. probably best for comedic fights though! )

Larxene | Kingdom Hearts

[boltfromtheblue]

[A total sadist who throws lightning everywhere and can be in several places at once. Good luck.]

Enta Jinnai | Sarazanmai | M/M

[goldenhalf]

[Would love for this dork who thinks he's tougher than he is to be forced into 1, 2, 6, 7, 8, or 10~ !]

Justin Martingale | OC

[unluckyagent]

[Sparring, grudge match, or barfight would be the best for him. Smut can also work, but for female characters only.]

[Note: Justin's a dhampir with 300 years of martial arts experience and super speed and strength. However, if you'd like his abilities to be toned down, we can assume he's spent too long in the sun.]

dracula.

[drank]

[ incredibly op, for the most part. ]

Joe | The Old Guard

[stillthrillsme]

[Human abilities only, but he will come back from the dead each time.]

Erza Scarlet | Fairy Tail

[redhairedknight]

[No 2, 9, or 12, but I should be fine with anything else.]

Son Goku | Dragon Ball

[4starsaviour]

[No 10. 2 and 3 really wouldn't work for him, but I'm not going to rule it out completely.]

[better_broly]

[Sparring while teaching Broly self-control?]

Jack Krauser | Resident Evil | ota

[krauser]

[ Not interested in options 2, 3, 8, or 12. ]

[feewaytoogood]

[Should we see if my competence improves? Maybe 5 or 7, unless you prefer something else with these morons?]

Kano | Mortal Kombat | ota

[gohan]

[ Not interested in options 2, 3, 8, or 12. ]

Kung Lao | Mortal Kombat | ota

[ex_cocksure911]

[ Not interested in options 2, 3, 8, or 12. ]

Kurama | Yu Yu Hakusho

[afoxbyanyothername]

[No 9. M/M only for smut options]

Kotal Kahn | Mortal Kombat | ota

[ex_kotal619]

[ Not interested in options 2, 3, 8, or 12. ]

Boba Fett | Star Wars

[ramikadyc]

[Look, we know Boba Fett is a Big Bad Bounty Hunter. +100 bonus points for a light-hearted AU scenario involving snow, The Child aka Grogu, and Force snow balls. Because this show broke my heart and what I need is one big, bad bounty hunter being a good big brother to one (1) Mandalorian and his weird green son.]

[baby_i_am]

[The cold doesn't bother Grogu much, but the snow is well over his head. He has to waddle awkwardly with all his limbs akimbo, or risk punching through the top layer. And even then, he leaves a real obvious swath behind him. Gathering up enough snow to form a ball between his ittybitty hands is a task when he can barely see over his own collar.

Which is all to say that his attack on Boba is not remotely stealthy, was probably seen coming a mile away, and is only surprising in that he LOBS THE FORCE BEHIND HIS THROW AND MANAGES TO FLING IT FROM 30 FEET AWAY]

Ashi | Samurai Jack

[notmymother]

[F/M for smut options.]

Kate Cordello - OC - OTA

[bossyboiler]

[ Not interested in 9 or 12, please and thank you. I am interested in sparring/training. Maybe something fun like a pillow fight, nerf gun fight, water balloon, or a snowball fight. A bar fight and fighting a bunch of zombies or monsters could be fun too. ]

din djarin | the mandalorian

[buir]

[ no 10 or 12, but otherwise...! (spoilers welcome, just mark for them.) ]

batman | batman

[the_caped_crusader]

[ i'm fightman. ]

Din Djarin | The Mandalorian | ota

[childofthewatch]

[I'm down for anything, toss me something]

Maria Hill | MCU

[standardprocedure]

[Verbal, sparring, or barfight preferred. Pass on the deathmatch and pacifist. F/M (30+) for anything shippy.]

Daniil Dankovsky ⚕ Pathologic ⚕ ota

[morboadhibere]

[probably verbal but definitely also owns a revolver.]

Cassian Andor | Rogue One | OTA

[seenitbefore]

[ tbh I would give a whole sleeve of oreos for a 1 or a 3 for him ]

Anakin Skywalker | Star Wars

[durasteel]

[Also available in the form of Darth Vader. No interest in 10.]

#1, post AOTC - CW graphic violence/depictions of dead bodies. force telepathy is fine!

[divini]

[ Uli's not force sensitive, but somehow, when he comes face to face with the guy, he knows. It's a sickening certainty that sinks into his very bones when Skywalker enters the ward, acting the part of the concerned commander, because maybe he is when it's his own species: he's looking into the eyes of a killer, at the sketch that washed up in the Mos Eisley paper after a flyover sighted the carnage.

He thinks of the fury he'd confided in Barriss about, the anger at the people who did this— but he's not looking at the mutilated body of another clone this time. He never saw the bodies, just read about them, the corpses of children sliced clean in half, the dead women draped over their motionless sons and daughters, the severed limbs rotting in the sand. His mind had filled in the screaming and the smell of seared flesh.

He has enough sense to know he shouldn't provoke a Jedi. A war criminal. But they're the only ones here and his throat feels impossibly tight and every other thought has left his brain. Uli hears his own voice like he's listening in the third person, wavering, in his native Huttese and not basic: ]

You.

Klaus Hargreeves | The Umbrella Academy | ota

[destiny_fulfilled]

[ come on, who doesn't want to punch this asshole in the face? open to serious fights, sibling squabbles, and anything in between. feel free to assume CR or make up some shit klaus has done to instigate a fight. ]