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 The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme

So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

[woundedwinter]

Yeah well, I've been waiting a while. We got some serious time to make up for, pal. [Bucky doesn't care what anyone thinks, not with Steve looking at him like that.]

[brooklyn_boy]

I'd like to say you have to work for it but we both know I'm a sure thing.

[The cameras are still going off distantly but Steve doesn't care anymore. He gets up from his seat a little and slides over, next to Bucky instead of across.]

If we've learned nothing else it's that waiting is the worst policy... I don't intend on doing any more of that...

[And with that said, he smiled bashfully at Bucky before using his free hand to cradle his jaw and lean in to kiss him.]

[woundedwinter]

[Bucky laughs as Steve slides in to sit beside him, going quiet as Steve reaches out and finally leans in to kiss him. The air falls out of him in a rush as he reaches to take his elbow and keep him close.] You know we're gonna cause a hell of a public spectacle, right?

[brooklyn_boy]

Gonna? Pal, I am sure it's already happening.

[He could practically already hear Twitter exploding about Captain America and his boyfriend. Once upon a time that would have terrified him. But right now he couldn't even bring himself to look away from Bucky's eyes.]

'Pal'... Hm. I think maybe I need to get used to calling you something else. 'Pal' doesn't quite cut it anymore...

[woundedwinter]

[Bucky reaches for his wallet. They're going to get the diner overrun at this rate and if they're going to talk about the future together, they should be able to hear one another over the excited murmurs.] Let's get outta here.

I want you all to myself.

[brooklyn_boy]

[Steve's stomach flipped like a dolphin at that. Every inch of suaveness he had clawed out for himself vanished as his mouth went dry and his heart sped up to a hum.

All to himself. Jesus Christ.]

Yeah...

[He slid out of the seat and almost took the table with him as his hip knocked it sideways. He overcorrected fixing it and, in his eagerness to just get that done and get them both out of there, Steve accidentally cracked a corner of it clean off.

Shit. ]

Uh... [The waitress, who deserved a 200% tip, just smiled at him as she walked over with their food wrapped up and in a bag. Clearly they weren't the first Avengers who had tried to eat out and gave up fast. She looked at the table and just looked amused.]

I'll...Uh....[He pulled his own wallet out.] Sorry. Here's uh...should be enough to cover that, I think. Really, I'm very sorry...

[woundedwinter]

Stevie.. [Bucky laughs helplessly at his best friend as the table gets knocked around and then broken. He pulls all of the bills out of his wallet and gives it to the waitress with a promise they'll be back another time.

Still laughing he takes the food and Steve's hand, dragging him out of the diner.] Think you can get us a cab, punk?

[brooklyn_boy]

[Steve smiles as he locks their fingers together and can almost forget making a fool of himself as he waves down a cab and scoots in before the guy can get a good look at either of them. He gives the address quickly and turns to Bucky, clearly pleased and excited in equal measure.]

I take you out on a date, kiss you, and still get called a punk? What's a guy supposed to do?

[woundedwinter]

[Once they're in the back and the cab is moving Bucky surges in for a kiss.] Oh I got a whole list of ideas once we're at your place.

[More like fantasies, but it's close enough.]

[brooklyn_boy]

[Steve beams as his whole body shivers in anticipation of that.

But until then...

Steve pushes Bucky against the door of the cab and kisses him back, hard. With privacy now he can really indulge. He is all but laying over the other man in a need to be close. The kisses are all inexpert but enthusiastic as Hell.]

[woundedwinter]

[Enthusiasm absolutely counts for something and Bucky groans quietly into his mouth as Steve all but tackles him in the confines of the back of the cab.

However if they don't stop soon they're both going to have a problem.] Okay pal, c'mon. Let's save this for behind closed doors, okay?

Omg sorry. Work ruined my brain >_<

[brooklyn_boy]

[Steve pulls back but with reluctance and the grumblings of a much younger, just as stubborn Steven Rogers.]

Making up for lost time, right?

[He doesn't give Bucky all that much space as he strokes some hair off his forehead and gives him a smile that means nothing but trouble. ]

Haha, no worries!

[woundedwinter]

[He likes the way that Steve touches him, smoothing back his hair and Bucky knows that smile all too well.] Pal, when you and I get upstairs we are gonna move some furniture.

[And most likely break some of it.]