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 The [Horrible] Pick Up Line Meme

So there's that guy/girl/whatever you've been eyeing this entire time. And now you've finally gotten the courage to go up to them and actually talk like a normal person instead of being a huge creeper. However, all you can think of are pick up lines. Horrible ones at that. Good luck with that, buddy, 'cause you're on your own.

how to do

1. Post with a character putting name and fandom in the subject
2. Hit up other people's characters with horrible pick up lines ("Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?", etc)
3. Character reactions can be either:
   • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON??????
   • /equally horrible pick up line
   or whatever the player feels up to doing.
4. If you are out of ideas check this site out
5. All else fails, JUST HAVE FUN.

 

Originally by mememaker

Comments

Russell Edgington | True Blood | OTA

[king_of_mississippi]

((seriously voicetesting like a mofo. come at him with your worst. after 3k years he's likely heard them all.))

Maria Hill | MCU | F/M

[standardprocedure]

[May the odds ever be in your favor.]

please don't punch him

[remembers_budapest]

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

[standardprocedure]

[No, she's not going to punch him, but he will get a pretty epic eyeroll.]

C'mon, Barton. You can do better than that.

[remembers_budapest]

Hey, cheesy is supposed to be charming, isn't it? [And he's charming, damnit.]

[standardprocedure]

[Yes, he's very charming, and that gets Hill to laugh in spite of herself.]

Might need some wine and bread to go with that cheese, though.

Text: UN - Prodigy

[helpdesk_hero]

tachibana tetsu | yakuza 0 | ota 20+

[irongrip]

Talking to you makes me feel like a first time homebuyer; nervous and excited.

[Well doesn't he look pleased with himself.]

[buttonsandpasta]

[ ooc: completely sorry. Aaron kind of loved that one, so let's politely ignore the fact that his canon is actually overrun by zombies and that the apocalypse has turned him into grizzly adams?]


Wow. I think that's my new favourite right there. [ So clearly he has to return the favour... ]

If the virus doesn't take you out, may I?

[irongrip]

[ooc: in fairness, there's a zombie Yakuza game so. It's feasible or something? IT WORKS]

You're welcome to steal it; it's not as though I'll actually have a chance to use any pick-up lines in seriousness, so they might as well go to a good home.

[His face cracks into a bright little smile, even if he doesn't-- actually you know what? It works. He's immunocompromised enough that it works and he doesn't need to question it, really. Besides, it's a cute line!] And I might steal yours in return, if that's alright. If not, then I'll sweeten the pot with two horrible lines: If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair!

[buttonsandpasta]

[ooc: TOTALLY DOES. Yakuzacalypse! ]

[Immunocompromised? Aaron clearly has no idea. What he's noticed by now is Tachibana's right hand, though. It's very different to Aaron's prosthetic, and that's why he hasn't been sure at first. Aaron's artificial arm is much more clunky and makes him look like a cheap copy of Marvel's Winter Soldier. ]

More likely that they'll gather some dust on a shelf than see any action out in the field, but I'll gladly take them anyways. Thank you.

[You know what? That smile is great, Tachibana, and this is so much fun, more fun than he's had in a long while, actually, so] Take the line, but keep sweetening the pot? Is that an option? 'Cause I've been feeling kinda hypoglycaemic all day - and thinking about what a nice pair of socks we would make really doesn't help. Not to mention that there's no way you'd ever be a sock. If anything, you'd be a rare flower -- A Damndelion.

[irongrip]

[In fairness, Tachibana's prosthetic is of the boring, pale fleshtone resin type. Aaron's is badass in comparison, and probably offers about the same range of usability (which is close to blunt force and nothing else).

But he'll keep his envy to himself, maybe ask for some customisation when it comes to replacing it. Looks like they're both in need of a chance to just make stupid jokes and forget the shit world, so that's the priority right now.] If only I were half so hardy as any sort of dandelion, even the beautiful damndelion.

Are you sure you're hypoglycaemic though? Here I was thinking that you looked so sweet you'd put Meiji Chocolate out of business. But if you are...I might have some dried fruit in my pockets for emergencies such as this.

[Except, once he's done rummaging through his pockets, his hand comes out empty and he simply looks very, very smug.] ...No raisins, but I could give you a date? Ha!

[naotorious]

Ohh, that's cute and sexy at the same time! Nice! [ 10/10! But lbr nothing will top the "Tachibanana" line, but Nao can try! ]

If I could rearrange the English alphabet, I'd put U and I together~

[irongrip]

[It takes a second, but when the pun sinks in, Tachibana's face lights up.]

That's terrible! [Cue awkward, wooden clap still of pure joy.] So awful it's good! I can't help but smile, so that means it must work on everyone, surely.

How about...I’m not into cold-call sales, but I’d love to have your number. How bad is that one?

[naotorious]

Pffthahaha! Pretty awful! [ But Nao can top that. ]

You know what's really tearable? [ He grins and tugs at his own shirt collar, exposing his collarbone. ]

My shirt~ [ Although the little twitch of his brow is also saying "please don't this one of my favorite shirts and it's Hollister" ]

aisling o'shea 🪓 original 🪓 ota

[dicheannadh]

( Oh God. )

ren amamiya | persona 5

[forethinking]

Bucky Barnes - MCU - ota

[woundedwinter]

[Come at him with all your cheesy pick up lines.]

[mutants]

Nice arm. What's it made of, boyfriend material?

I had to

[brooklyn_boy]

There are a ton of important dates in history. Do you want to be one of them?

[He absolutely found that on the internet and is absolutely mentally high-fiving himself for being so smooth. One day, Peter will taunt him mercilessly for this.]

This is priceless, I love it.

[woundedwinter]

I guess that all depends on who I'm sharing it with punk.

:D

[brooklyn_boy]

How about the only other hundred-year-old in the building? Date in history for the pieces of history.

Stevie Budd • Schitt’s Creek

[tsetsefly]

HOMELANDER —— THE BOYS.

[timore]

Tora Olafsdotter/Ice - DC comics - OTA

[tora_olafsdotter]

[ She dated Guy Gardner, she is used to cheesy pickup lines. ]