tfln.

[freeshavacados]

you know what to do.

Comments

[blastedass]

No shit, texting me that stuff.

[creamation]

no fuckin idea who this even is

[blastedass]

[Torn between disbelief and relief!]

You just text random numbers?!

[creamation]

it's a slow day

and you were in my phone as 'da bomb' so i figured hey why the fuck not

[blastedass]

Oi.

You better not be fucking with me...

[Asking "who is it" but plugging his number with THAT name?!]

[creamation]

there's someone i occasionally crash with who likes fuckin around with my phone. i'll kill her for it one a these days

[blastedass]

If she's one of your group, torch her to a crisp.

[creamation]

so how do you know who this is, huh?

[blastedass]

Now why would I give that away?

[creamation]

cause ya seem like the type who wants to prove somethin

[blastedass]

I'm proving it right now. idiot. You can't figure it out.

[creamation]

you seem to think i actually care

[blastedass]

You're the one texting your sexuality to strangers. Like you want someone to give a shit.

[creamation]

why the fuck would anyone give a shit about that?

[blastedass]

Cause they do? Their business.