tfln.

[freeshavacados]

you know what to do.

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tseng | final fantasy vii | ota

[sendmyregards]

1. So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?

2. To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me. Not an ideal birthday present.

3. It's what I'm here for. Critiquing penis photos.

4. What do you want to swallow? Press 1 for dark liquor. Press 2 for clear liquor.

5. You can fuck me but I'm keeping my jacket on.

6. Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.

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[coinages]

Just the jacket?

[sendmyregards]

The rest can stay as well, if you're so insistent.

[coinages]

If you're so impatient.

[sendmyregards]

Perhaps I have another meeting lined up for this evening.

[coinages]

Then perhaps you should reschedule.

[sendmyregards]

I would, if it weren't for the fact that I already rescheduled this very meeting last week.

For a similar reason.

[coinages]

It sounds like you need to get a better handle on scheduling. Shall I teach you a few tricks?

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[activatingcombatmode]

So on a scale of One to Would Sleep With Him?? How do I rate.

[sendmyregards]

After docking points for sending an unsolicited photograph...

A 7.

[activatingcombatmode]

Oh damn?! A 7! You're a hard judge, Tseng.

[sendmyregards]

If you're complaining, I can also dock you for insubordination.

[activatingcombatmode]

Hey now! I'm not complaining! I'm not!

But what would it have been if it hadn't unsolicited?

[sendmyregards]

Should a day ever come where I put in a request, perhaps you'll find out.

[activatingcombatmode]

You can't give me that kind of hope, man...

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[sefirot]

No. I do mean it. I would burn it all down if possible.

[sendmyregards]

Yet what would the destruction solve, except to prove that you could?

[sefirot]

I never said it'd solve aanything. The sense of satisfaction might be worth it on some level though.

[sendmyregards]

Satisfaction is achievable without diminishing yourself to what would, in essence, be little more than a temper tantrum.

You're better than that. You're smarter than that. And you stand to gain far more by proving your magnanimity than your malice.

[sefirot]

I am well aware, Tseng which is exactly why I have not acted. I will not lie and say there is no temptation, but I am no fool. I know it would do little except place a futher divide between myself and others.

[Says the person who later decides to destroy the planet because he hates Shinra]

[sendmyregards]

Then perhaps a drink instead?

[ yes, he's being cheeky. ]

Both a distraction and an opportunity for camaraderie.

[sefirot]

[Continued here]

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[atoysoldier]

You're funny. Coffee with myself was just fine.

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[petitepistol]

happy bi--
oh......what a thoughtful gift. did you call the janitorial staff or did you glare at it for 20 minutes first?