this is my emotional support sext.

[inuyasock]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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[quietroom]

A number?

What sorts of favors?

[desultorily]

It will depend on the degree of your offence.

I'm now reminded you kept baby Yuan unknown to me for months of travel. That will be a biiiiiiiiiigggggg favour, Lan Zhan!

[quietroom]

You were pretending to be someone else. Would you have been able to stop yourself from giving away your secret?

[desultorily]

Yes.

Or don't you remember? I lied to you for months without a core. What's another few weeks more of falsehood?

[quietroom]

I did not know about your core then or the lengths to which you would go to keep such knowledge to yourself.

I was going to tell you, in Burial Mound.

[desultorily]

Aaaaaaannnnnndddd I was going to learn to be a tall, dark, handsome and disciplined gentleman at some point. The trouble is, neither of us succeeded!

So, make peace with your favour debt.

[quietroom]

I could make peace if you would tell me the number of offenses and the favors to repay them.

The picture. The first one. Did you find it pleasing?

[desultorily]

I stopped my fishing for it, didn't I?

Lan Zhan. Lan Wangji, don't you dare. That picture does not count among your favours paid.

[quietroom]

It was freely given, not for a repayment.

[desultorily]

I've always thought your hands were beautiful when I imagined them throttling me!

[quietroom]

Wei Ying.

[desultorily]

That's me!

[quietroom]

I would not throttle Wei Ying.

[desultorily]

Oh, I accept that challenge.

[quietroom]

Not everything needs to be a challenge.

[desultorily]

Why do you need a review, in any case?

Lan Zhaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnn, are you becoming vain? Are you concerned about the state of your nails?

[quietroom]

Vanity is forbidden.

I simply wish to know your thoughts.

[desultorily]

My thoughts are, the sect should offer no dowry when we find Lan Zhan his bride. We'll roll you around in gold dust a little and the bridegroom will be gift enough! I am so pleased to be contributing to your clan's wealth gains.

[quietroom]

That is unnecessary and unlikely to happen. And a waste of gold dust.

[desultorily]

Second challenge accepted.

[quietroom]

Not everything is a challenge. I do not desire a bride.

[desultorily]

( ...inevitable: a picture of a long-suffering Lil Apple, after someone strapped a suspiciously bridal red wreath over the donkey's neck. )

[quietroom]

Do not torment Apple, I would like you back in one piece and unbroken.

[ It slips out and then it's too late to retrieve it, so know his deep secret, Wei Wuxian. ]

[desultorily]

( It takes... far longer than it should. Half a day, at a generous count. The less forgiving might say, longer. )



I know.

[quietroom]

Do you?

Why do you have a bridal wreath?