THE FIGHT MEME

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THE (august) FIGHT MEME



What else needs to be said? Release your inner warrior and partake in some epic (or hilariously bad) battles! Do you use a sword? Are you a martial arts master? Are you a wizard? Can you even fight?

It doesn't matter if you're just having a friendly spar or deciding the fate of the universe. You're suddenly filled with the urge to fight the next person you meet. Cut loose and show off your skills!

RULES

◘ Post with your character! List your fighting preferences if you'd like (Sparring, Death Battles, Anything Goes, etc.)
◘ Reply to someone else
◘ ROUND 1...
◘ ... FIGHT!

Here are some prompts to pick from (or RNG from):



1: VERBAL
Not all fights are physical. Maybe you're just really mad and really loud.

2: WUSSY
This is possibly the dumbest limp-wristed flail fight you've ever been involved in.

3: WITS
Because why would you beat someone into the ground when you can humiliate them with your massive intellect instead?

4: PRIZEFIGHT
There's an audience to watch and a prize at stake that only one of you can walk away with. Best bring your A-game.

5: SPARRING
You're fighting to improve. Whether you know your partner or whether you've
just met, you can be pretty sure you're walking away from this one.

6: GRUDGE MATCH
Your hated rival is in town. It's time for a rematch.

7: BAR FIGHT
Welcome to the mother of all drunken brawls.

8: YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!
Maybe your opponent is your friend/sibling/love/other cherished person. Maybe
you're a pacifist. Either way, you're in this fight, but you really
don't want to be.

9: TO THE DEATH
This is it. Too much has happened for this to be anything but a fight to the end. Only one of you is walking away from this.

10: OBLIGATORY SMUT OPTION
Hate sex is the best. And some people like smut and some do not.

11: AGAINST THE HORDE
It's you and your ally against many. Demons, zombies, whatever. Rip and tear, until it is done.

12: GODMODE
You and your opponent both have world-breaking superpowers, and frankly everyone would be happier if you weren't fighting. You are, though, and it's awesome, even if there might not be much left when you're done.

13: RANDOM
Your very own personalized scenario.


Original here.

Comments

[carlos_less]

Carlos gives a sharp grunt as he feels his legs dragged out from under him, landing on his back hard enough to push the air out of his lungs.

He goes on the defensive immediately, moving his legs to try to keep Johnny at a distance.

[500dollarglasses]

'Good fundamentals' he can't help thinking.

He can't help notice that this guy is doing everything Johnny would have done in his place so far; from checking his kick to immediately sliding into a passable guard after the takedown.

Seeing Carlos' legs between him means he can't really take mount position.
And if he's honest, Johnny's not really an expert on wrestling or Brazilian Ju-Jujitsu. He threw an a hammerfist that he didn't really expect to land and then, he rose to his feet.

[carlos_less]

Carlos leans out of the way of that hammerfist, but takes the opportunity when Johnny rises to jump to his feet as well, pacing in a slow circle.

He moves in before long, closing the distance and jabbing at Johnny's jaw, before swinging into a kick aimed at his knee.