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Miles Edgeworth | Ace Attorney | OTA

[updatedautopsyreport]

I. What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"

II. Awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. Explanation?

III. I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.

IV. If you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations. Your answer will not be shared and will be used in accordance with the law. Thank you.

V. text him?

@suicideprototype

[updatedautopsyreport]

Not particularly, considering there is no relationship to keep secret in the first place.

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[detectivepun]

They're evidence, sir. The Chief didn't want em in the station.

[updatedautopsyreport]

And he thought my apartment was the next-best alternative?

[detectivepun]

Nope! That was my idea, sir. Couldn't fit them all in my tiny apartment so I figured you could hold on to em.

[updatedautopsyreport]

Of course. I don't know why I even bothered to ask.

Remind me, are paychecks allowed to be in the negative digits?

[detectivepun]

I don't think so, sir, but I wouldn't be surprised.

You haven't been to your office today have you?

[ There was more than 47 flamingoes. ]

[updatedautopsyreport]

I know I'm going to regret asking this, but:

How many flamingos are in my office, Detective?!

[detectivepun]

I went there before I went to your house so I think there's 52.


Or was it 53?

1/2

[updatedautopsyreport]

WFNARGH

2/2

[updatedautopsyreport]

I hope you like your paycheck with 53 fewer dollars in it.

[detectivepun]

Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.

Oh huh, I just did the math. I think it's 52 because the Flamingo with the most blood splatter on it was sent to the lab. There was 112 of them in total after all. [ He had to use a calculator. ]

[updatedautopsyreport]

If you don't find another place for those 112 flamingos, you'll be taking all of them home with you.

[detectivepun]

I told you, sir, I couldn't fit them all in my apartment! I fit 12 of them in there. You know, after I put the garden gnomes in there.